Just be sure that it's a matching string vest... and don't forget to put a knotted hanky on your head for some extra je ne sais quoi. I always do.Sx
Yea, first. No comment, just wanted 1st. Too excited must go twiddle.
Damn it the bitch jumped in and got 1st.
Bitch fight!!!
Language!!I was just about to say FIRST... but I don't want to upset anybody...Sx
And remember ...No hair pulling or biting.
Wig snatching is optional.
This is a good example of why it's worth wearing a knotted hanky on your head.Sx
Untie your hanky and give TB a good whipping about his loins, Miss Scarlet.
I think he's gone off in a huff now.Sx
He's busy twiddling.
I have twiddled and now so upset I am going to play with my twiddle. It has a calming effect.
If that's how hot the Angel version is, just imagine the Demon Flight pants!* rushes off to order a pair *
I had purple super bells. Flaunted it anyway!
i was too busy having babies to disco. xoxoxox
TB: I have twiddled and now so upset I am going to play with my twiddle. It has a calming effect.Help yourself to a Wet Wipe before you return.IVD: If that's how hot the Angel version is, just imagine the Demon Flight pants!* rushes off to order a pair *You, of all people, could pull off this look.I believe it’s folk like you they’re targeting when they say, “If you’re lucky enough to have a lean, trim body, make the most of it.”XL: I had purple super bells. Flaunted it anyway!Crushed velvet, by any chance?SAVANNAH: i was too busy having babies to disco.It was probably wearing those Ferragamos that got you in the family way in the first place.
Dressy Gabardine ????
The narrator in my head used a gay lisp at the word dressy.
'dressy garbadine'?Wow.With, or without the plastic shirt?
I do hope there won't be eye gouging or fish hooking in all that commotion with being first!Peace out!
Want to fit in your old 70's flares again? Well, with a bit of know how, you can! Simply cut the legs off and stitch them back on upside down et voila drainpipe trousers with saddlebag thighs.
Thank you, Mitzi, for today's style advice.And thanks to the rest of you for your comments but Mistress MJ is ill and needs a lie down now.
so snug and provocative....whoops, just came.
Just be sure that it's a matching string vest... and don't forget to put a knotted hanky on your head for some extra je ne sais quoi. I always do.
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Yea, first. No comment, just wanted 1st. Too excited must go twiddle.
ReplyDeleteDamn it the bitch jumped in and got 1st.
ReplyDeleteBitch fight!!!
ReplyDeleteLanguage!!
ReplyDeleteI was just about to say FIRST... but I don't want to upset anybody...
Sx
And remember ...
ReplyDeleteNo hair pulling or biting.
Wig snatching is optional.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good example of why it's worth wearing a knotted hanky on your head.
ReplyDeleteSx
Untie your hanky and give TB a good whipping about his loins, Miss Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteI think he's gone off in a huff now.
ReplyDeleteSx
He's busy twiddling.
ReplyDeleteI have twiddled and now so upset I am going to play with my twiddle. It has a calming effect.
ReplyDeleteIf that's how hot the Angel version is, just imagine the Demon Flight pants!
ReplyDelete* rushes off to order a pair *
I had purple super bells. Flaunted it anyway!
ReplyDeletei was too busy having babies to disco. xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteTB: I have twiddled and now so upset I am going to play with my twiddle. It has a calming effect.
ReplyDeleteHelp yourself to a Wet Wipe before you return.
IVD: If that's how hot the Angel version is, just imagine the Demon Flight pants!
* rushes off to order a pair *
You, of all people, could pull off this look.
I believe it’s folk like you they’re targeting when they say, “If you’re lucky enough to have a lean, trim body, make the most of it.”
XL: I had purple super bells. Flaunted it anyway!
Crushed velvet, by any chance?
SAVANNAH: i was too busy having babies to disco.
It was probably wearing those Ferragamos that got you in the family way in the first place.
Dressy Gabardine ????
ReplyDeleteThe narrator in my head used a gay lisp at the word dressy.
ReplyDelete'dressy garbadine'?
ReplyDeleteWow.
With, or without the plastic shirt?
I do hope there won't be eye gouging or fish hooking in all that commotion with being first!
ReplyDeletePeace out!
Want to fit in your old 70's flares again? Well, with a bit of know how, you can! Simply cut the legs off and stitch them back on upside down et voila drainpipe trousers with saddlebag thighs.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mitzi, for today's style advice.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks to the rest of you for your comments but Mistress MJ is ill and needs a lie down now.
so snug and provocative....whoops, just came.
ReplyDelete