Mistress MJ baked a cake for you and arranged for Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner to pop round to deliver it!
Oh dear, too late.
Leonard and The Shat are men of appetites…
I hope this Star Trek helmet makes up for the cake...
IVD, there ain’t no nicer witch than YOU.
p.s. The Shat shares your birthday!
Yay first! Happy Birthday darling!
ReplyDeleteG'won. Give him a kiss.
ReplyDeleteAs a special gift we will loofah you in the hot tub and then paint your toenails after.
ReplyDeleteHave you SEEN his used and broken loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie?
ReplyDeleteThat is a hot tub and not the vodka fountain I hope. I know that alcohol kills germs but we don't know where his parts have been.
ReplyDeletehappy birthday, sugarpie! xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, IDV!!!
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ReplyDeleteA birthday "Tub Party" sounds just the thing...
Congratulations Mr De Vice...
Happy Birthday!!!
Cupcake Anyone?
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ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Sir DeVice! Don't look too closely at Nimoy's necklaces; you don't want to know what they're made of.
ReplyDeleteum....can we say cute?
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaaaaaaanyway....happy birthday!
you have no happy birthday
ReplyDeletebutton here in infomania?
Oh Dear,
ReplyDeleteSuch a swell looker, this one...
I is can't talk...
but I brung some flowers,
Happy Birthday Complicated Mechanism !
Awww! Champagne truffles all around!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday dearest.
*swoon*
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Mr Devine!
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Thank you, MJ! It's a lot more tasteful than I had prepared myself for.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you to all you Happy Birthdayers, too.
* can't help but look again at Leonard Nimoy's necklaces *
* considers changing name to Complicated Mechanism *
Birthday joy! BEST WISHES! CAKE!!!
ReplyDeleteMAZEL TOV IVD !!!
ReplyDeleteI wish I was closer to give you my special birthday "gift".
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Don't forget to do your skyclad ritual~ Haha!
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: I’m hearing hygienic concerns about whether IVD (er, “Complicated Mechanism”) is pictured in a hot tub or the vodka fountain.
ReplyDeleteConsidering the state of IVD’s warty wand, you have every right to ask.
Be assured that IVD is confined to his own hot tub and is not allowed into the vodka fountain without a Hazmat diving suit.
Happy Birthday Sirs!
ReplyDeletehappy birthday from me too xx
ReplyDeleteDon't stay in the hot tub too long - it can cause you to prune before your time!
ReplyDeleteHappiest of birthdays to you, and may all good things come to you and yours in the year ahead!
Happy Birthday, IVD!
ReplyDeleteI am wondering wether all those bubbles are a result of uncontained birthday flatulence. You may have been wondering what propels the broom
ReplyDeleteI do like a high fringe.
ReplyDeleteHappy
happy birthday in a hot bath
To those nice
nice nights...
I'm certain those bubbles were just the tip of the gastric iceberg following a dodgy curry.
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