It’s that time of year again when Mistress MJ allows you, the Infomaniac Bitches, to give us your feedback on this blog.
What would you like to see here in 2011?
*Suggestions welcome.
COMMENTS FROM PREVIOUS READER SURVEYS
Saggy, nekkid old men. Or perhaps a still life of a basket of fruit from the Tate Modern.
-- Beast
We’d like to see a big rancid cream cake stuffed up Beast’s arse.
-- Piggy and Tazzy
Nekkid blokes. That’s it. Just nekkid blokes.
-- KAZ
Maybe more about allotments.
-- Mr. Mutley
More arse action.
-- Inexplicable DeVice
More glamour. And go-go boys!
-- CyberPete
Crocheted penis cozies, pom pom testicle decor perhaps.
-- Jason
Trannies, Freaks and OLD BEARS
-- Mean Dirty Pirate (AyeM8y)
*Mistress MJ will, as usual, ignore all advice.
can we get some curtains that match the carpets?
ReplyDeleteCheck out the Pink Room, Kevin.
ReplyDeleteHot, fit lads in as little clothes as possible, if any at all.
ReplyDeleteOh, and glitter!
More CANCON,eh?
ReplyDeleteMore shoes! More fashion tips and certainly more rooms and competitions.
ReplyDeleteSx
Relevant issues facing everyday life, for example how to buy booze and cigs with your food stamps or how to get those pesky theft tags off the garments Neiman-Marcus.
ReplyDeleteMore parties!
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Hot, fit lads in as little clothes as possible, if any at all.
ReplyDeleteOh, and glitter!
Why don’t I just post a Kylie Minogue concert clip for you?
(like this would ever happen)
XL: More CANCON,eh?
Would you like to see a picture of my poutine?
SCARLET: More shoes! More fashion tips and certainly more rooms and competitions.
How can it be that we have not held a competition since the Fast Cheap and Out of Control Contest back in NOVEMBER?!
Mistress MJ will rectify the situation by staging a compo that involves SHOES.
TB: Relevant issues facing everyday life, for example how to buy booze and cigs with your food stamps or how to get those pesky theft tags off the garments Neiman-Marcus.
For several months, Mistress MJ has been planning a post for the budget conscious.
*jots memo in column*
BOXER: More parties!
And more vodka?
Men with ponytails.
ReplyDeletetell the concierge to take a bath.
ReplyDeleteGEOFF: Men with ponytails.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a conflict-of-interest with my position at The Hair Hall of Fame.
NORMADESMOND: tell the concierge to take a bath.
He just needs a spritz of Sphincterine.
I am excited about the shoe competition.
ReplyDelete*claps hands like a seal excited about a flipper competition*
Sx
SCARLET: I am excited about the shoe competition.
ReplyDelete*claps hands like a seal excited about a flipper competition*
All I am saying at this point is be sure your camera battery is charged.
tirades!
ReplyDeleteDid someone mention SHOES?
ReplyDeleteOh, and yes more Kylie
Tasteful discussions on the works of George Eliot. Vegan recipes. Pictures of flowers.
ReplyDeleteYou satisfy my every whim!
ReplyDeleteI can tell you what I don't want to see anymore and that is the passing of more Infomaniacs.
CHICKORY: tirades!
ReplyDeleteThat can be easily arranged.
Do you favour any particular topics?
CYBERPOOF: Did someone mention SHOES?
Oh, and yes more Kylie
I can’t hear you.
VICUS: Tasteful discussions on the works of George Eliot. Vegan recipes. Pictures of flowers.
I feel a tirade (see comment from Chickory) coming on.
AYEM8Y: You satisfy my every whim!
I can tell you what I don't want to see anymore and that is the passing of more Infomaniacs.
Hear hear, AyeM8y!
I have had it up to HERE with you bitches dying and I can’t take it anymore.
Stay healthy! Stay safe!
And steer clear of evil light fixtures.
MORE KYLIE!!!!
ReplyDeletei just want to see all y'all here. that's it. xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I asked for more arse action. It must have been one of the SubCs...
ReplyDeleteThis time around, I'd like to see more Krystle Carrington, and less crystal chandeliers. More shoulder pads and less skinny jeans. And more power struggles between Colby Co & Denver Carrington and less Moldavian Massacres!
More Jameson
ReplyDelete(see if you can ignore that)
How about "MJ's Swap Shop" the place to swap stuff, books, CDs, used underwear that sort of stuff.
ReplyDeleteLOL @Vicus Scurra
ReplyDeletetopics? ill get back to you on that..i think weve covered some of our big hates already. but i add more everyday.
CYBERPOOF: MORE KYLIE!!!!
ReplyDelete¿Qué?
SAVANNAH: i just want to see all y'all here. that's it.
Ta, Miss Savannah.
I shall do my best to show up on time and deliver.
IVD: I can't believe I asked for more arse action. It must have been one of the SubCs...
This time around, I'd like to see more Krystle Carrington, and less crystal chandeliers. More shoulder pads and less skinny jeans. And more power struggles between Colby Co & Denver Carrington and less Moldavian Massacres!
How about an Alexis and Krystle catfight?
JASON: More Jameson
(see if you can ignore that)
Sláinte!
MITZI: How about "MJ's Swap Shop" the place to swap stuff, books, CDs, used underwear that sort of stuff.
Funny you should mention that because I once emailed Ms. Nations and told her that I was planning a “Swap Shop”…
If Ms. Nations ever decides to return, I shall create a swap shop.
I don’t want to start without her as she has some excellent stuff.
Have you seen her Mr. Egyptian Penis Man?
K9: LOL @Vicus Scurra
topics? ill get back to you on that..i think weve covered some of our big hates already. but i add more everyday.
Please do not encourage Vicus.
Our mutual hatred of Crocs should provide enough fodder to keep us going for some time.
CHA CHA HEELS!!!
ReplyDeleteTHOMBEAU: CHA CHA HEELS!!!
ReplyDeleteI’m wearing them as we speak!
@Vicus: I luved Silas Marner by George Eliot!
ReplyDeleteWhatever the Mistress decides to dish out, we will gladly take...perhaps some tips on making those iconic Canadian dishes like sweet pickled beaver or jerked moose meat!
EROS: @Vicus: I luved Silas Marner by George Eliot!
ReplyDeleteWhatever the Mistress decides to dish out, we will gladly take...perhaps some tips on making those iconic Canadian dishes like sweet pickled beaver or jerked moose meat!
As I mentioned to K9, please do not encourage Vicus.
How about some Kraft Dinner?
I've got a copy of Bananarama's greatest hits and would like to swap it for some René Lalique glass please.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see...pictures of BDSM porn with amusing misspelt captions.
ReplyDeleteLOLporn.
MITZI: I've got a copy of Bananarama's greatest hits and would like to swap it for some René Lalique glass please.
ReplyDeleteCertainly.
Right after I’ve swapped my Best of Wham! for a Tiffany lamp.
KAPI: I'd like to see...pictures of BDSM porn with amusing misspelt captions.
LOLporn.
I’ll get right on it.