MJ... that's what I was thinking... Let's use it for the liquor room, (& alcove bar). I mean you can't possibly expect me to take a proper inventory with all these lushes around? You can trust me, as I don't drink much.
WALLY: MJ... that's what I was thinking... Let's use it for the liquor room, (& alcove bar). I mean you can't possibly expect me to take a proper inventory with all these lushes around? You can trust me, as I don't drink much.
I’m going to have to frisk you, Wally.
CYBERPOOF: I say, paint it yellow, throw some petrol on it and lit a match. That'll take care of the leisure suited lounge lizards and other vermin
Why not paint it red to go with your eyes?
I see you’ve been at the vodka fountain.
SCARLET: I think the signage speaks for itself... obviously is should be turned into a launderette.
Do you suppose Pauline and Dot from EastEnders are available for shift work?
ROSES: That second sign makes me think inside is a collection devoted to Dr Seuss. Which actually, would make me quite happy. I'm very fond of his verse.
Here’s a fun little poem from the good doctor…
I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her on the head. I did not know that she was dead.
DAMIEN: ***grabs the broom*** Mistress why didn't you command me to sweep EARLIER?!?!?!?!? I need direction Mistress !!!!!!
BONEMAN: a paint store? (obviously out of touch, eh?)
Are you trying to lure me with that bottle?
IVD: You know what would make me joyous? Walking in there (after it's done up, of course) and finding row upon row of fart-free cakes! And a barely clothed Tim serving them.
Excellent purchase -- you're saving money on the signage!
ReplyDeleteI’ll need to blacken the white stripes on the stockings for authenticity.
ReplyDeleteI have no joy tonight as my Mac Mini bit the dust. Is the vodka fountain open yet?
ReplyDeleteI suggest we move the Infomaniac Drinking Club AND the VODKA FOUNTAIN into the Infomaniac House of Joy for tonight.
ReplyDeletei recommend a thorough cleaning
ReplyDeletefollowed by burning it to the ground.
It won't take much to spark the flame if you hold the match near Miss Roses' breath.
ReplyDeleteMJ... that's what I was thinking...
ReplyDeleteLet's use it for the liquor room, (& alcove bar). I mean you can't possibly expect me to take a proper inventory with all these lushes around? You can trust me, as I don't drink much.
I say, paint it yellow, throw some petrol on it and lit a match.
ReplyDeleteThat'll take care of the leisure suited lounge lizards and other vermin
I think the signage speaks for itself... obviously is should be turned into a launderette.
ReplyDeleteSx
That second sign makes me think inside is a collection devoted to Dr Seuss.
ReplyDeleteWhich actually, would make me quite happy. I'm very fond of his verse.
***grabs the broom***
ReplyDeleteMistress why didn't you command me to sweep EARLIER?!?!?!?!?
I need direction Mistress !!!!!!
a paint store?
ReplyDelete(obviously out of touch, eh?)
You know what would make me joyous? Walking in there (after it's done up, of course) and finding row upon row of fart-free cakes!
ReplyDeleteAnd a barely clothed Tim serving them.
WALLY: MJ... that's what I was thinking...
ReplyDeleteLet's use it for the liquor room, (& alcove bar). I mean you can't possibly expect me to take a proper inventory with all these lushes around? You can trust me, as I don't drink much.
I’m going to have to frisk you, Wally.
CYBERPOOF: I say, paint it yellow, throw some petrol on it and lit a match.
That'll take care of the leisure suited lounge lizards and other vermin
Why not paint it red to go with your eyes?
I see you’ve been at the vodka fountain.
SCARLET: I think the signage speaks for itself... obviously is should be turned into a launderette.
Do you suppose Pauline and Dot from EastEnders are available for shift work?
ROSES: That second sign makes me think inside is a collection devoted to Dr Seuss.
Which actually, would make me quite happy. I'm very fond of his verse.
Here’s a fun little poem from the good doctor…
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
DAMIEN: ***grabs the broom***
Mistress why didn't you command me to sweep EARLIER?!?!?!?!?
I need direction Mistress !!!!!!
SWEEP IT, DAMIEN, DAMMIT. SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BONEMAN: a paint store?
(obviously out of touch, eh?)
Are you trying to lure me with that bottle?
IVD: You know what would make me joyous? Walking in there (after it's done up, of course) and finding row upon row of fart-free cakes!
And a barely clothed Tim serving them.
So you want to have your cake and eat it too?
Like Edith Wharton did with House of Mirth, write the great Canadian Novel call House of Joy.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: Like Edith Wharton did with House of Mirth, write the great Canadian Novel call House of Joy.
ReplyDeleteMy novel would be more along the plot lines of House of the Rising Sun.
Have you thought about becoming a vice Baroness with a brothel empire across Canada? Xanadu Cottage the home for fallen women.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Have you thought about becoming a vice Baroness with a brothel empire across Canada? Xanadu Cottage the home for fallen women.
ReplyDeleteCapital idea, Mitzi…but replace the fallen women with randy gays.