Miss J is just grateful she doesn't have a tittie growing out of her pittie. Something she didn't even realize she had to be grateful for only minutes ago.
number 1 - have a piece of chocolate. number 2 - boobies are the best! kabuki is all about the boobies. it is just a great word. boobies boobies boobies boobies
Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteThe Arm Pit Tit - This season's Must Have fashion accessory!
ReplyDeleteI AM NOT TALKING TO YOU AFTER WHAT YOU POSTED ABOUT ME ON YOUR BLOG.
ReplyDeleteAm I first then?
ReplyDeleteYes, you are FIRST, XL.
ReplyDelete@IVD: You may grovel for my forgiveness.
does that mean I'm second?
ReplyDeleteHai XL!
I think this is from a poster for Leni Riefenstahl's Olympia!
ReplyDeleteEeeep! Consider myself hot and prickly and shamed, but not in a good way.
ReplyDeleteA thousand apologies, Mistress. The offending article has been removed. Shall I starp myself up in the Oubliette?
strap not starp...
ReplyDeleteThe Arm Pit Tit is sooo now. Moobs are sooo 2005!
ReplyDeleteMiss J is just grateful she doesn't have a tittie growing out of her pittie. Something she didn't even realize she had to be grateful for only minutes ago.
ReplyDelete*jumps over everyone to reach IVD*
ReplyDeleteOh no!........I was just KIDDING!!!
PUT THE POST BACK UP!
*goes off to drink*
* climbs down from Oubliette *
ReplyDeleteWell, I want a drink too, now!
It is entirely possible that Mistress MJ has PMS.
ReplyDeleteCLEAR THE DECKS EVERYONE!
*opens door to oubliette just for the hell of it*
ReplyDeleteGet aboard the PMS MJ. There's a free egg giveaway at starboard
ReplyDeleteWhat is this post about, anyway?
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ has lost control of the sip.
Er, ship.
And it's practically a full moon - That explains my uselessness.
ReplyDeleteHello? Is someone speaking to me?
ReplyDeleteWOT?
Papa can you heeeeear meeee?
ReplyDeleteOh, it's one of these public service pamphlets "How to recognize bubonic plague".
ReplyDeleteThe watchtower pamphlet?
ReplyDeleteA sixties' edition, very rare.
ReplyDeleteSheesh...some people have all the tits, I mean luck.
ReplyDeleteOH MY!
ReplyDeleteNightmares...
How does she put her arm down?
ReplyDeleteis she aims it just right, on a clear night, i bet she can pick up reykjavik with that thing.
ReplyDeleteCARRY ON, BITCHES.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MJ HAS PMS WHICH CAUSES HER TO SNAP AT UNSUSPECTING BLOGGERS, TOSS THEM INTO THE OUBLIETTE AND ALSO TO TYPE IN ALL UPPER CASE LETTERS.
SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR EITHER WENIS WEDNESDAY OR WTF WEDNESDAY.
You wrote this with yer fist?
ReplyDeletePre Masturbatory Sensations?
ReplyDeletePost Monastic Supplication?
What is this PMS of which you speak?
OH...
Perfect Mammaries... See...
Oh Hai Mago...
ReplyDeletePre-Menstrual Satanism?
ReplyDeletePink Mutant Socks?
ReplyDelete[tiptoes in]
ReplyDelete[fluffs pillows]
[tiptoes out]
If you bitches think it’s bad now, just wait until I get SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL!!!
ReplyDeletenumber 1 - have a piece of chocolate. number 2 - boobies are the best! kabuki is all about the boobies. it is just a great word. boobies boobies boobies boobies
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ is calmed (somewhat) by the kabuki mantra.
ReplyDeleteboobies boobies boobies boobies
boobies boobies boobies boobies
And, of course, chocolate.