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Ohhhh, I would not want to sit in that chair while it was being sliced.
You'll sit on it Hayward and you'll like it.
No icing. Please.
eewwwwwww. that has so put me off c-a-*-e, sugar! xoxoxo
I don't even want to know by what method that 'cake' was aerated...
XL: No icing. Please.Lick the bowl clean!SAVANNAH: eewwwwwww. that has so put me off c-a-*-e, sugar!And this didn’t?IVD: I don't even want to know by what method that 'cake' was aerated...This is not your Victorian Sponge Cake…that’s all I’m saying.
When I said I wanted 'sponge cake', I should have been a little more specific.
Ummmm....sorry, I'll pass, I've just started my New Year diet.It was kind of you to offer though.
I reckon the whole thing is a cake cunningly disguised as a chair.Sx
I didn't know Samsonite made cake?Does it fart when sat upon?
KAPI: When I said I wanted 'sponge cake', I should have been a little more specific.Be careful what you wish for.ROSES: Ummmm....sorry, I'll pass, I've just started my New Year diet.It was kind of you to offer though.One little bite isn’t going to hurt.SCARLET: I reckon the whole thing is a cake cunningly disguised as a chair.There’s no fooling you, is there Miss Scarlet?And I’ll thank you for spoiling it for the others!AYEM8Y: I didn't know Samsonite made cake?Does it fart when sat upon?Why don’t you sit down and find out for yourself?
Looks tasty.. Rather uncomfortable for seating though. Wonder what flavor it is, le derriere delight, perhaps?
MANDA: Funny you should mention derriere, as that is the topic of our next post!
Is that a whiff of cabbage and rotten eggs???
BEAST: Is that a whiff of cabbage and rotten eggs???Why don’t you try changing your underwear, Beast?
well, i guess it's sex is no secret.
NORMADESMOND: well, i guess it's sex is no secret.It could use a modesty patch, wouldn’t you agree?
The Stein-Toklas-Birthing-Stool? Saatchi bought it for ten trillions ...
LET THEM EAT CHAIR!
THOMBEAU: LET THEM EAT CHAIR!Dammit, Thom, I WILL!
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ReplyDeleteOhhhh, I would not want to sit in that chair while it was being sliced.
ReplyDeleteYou'll sit on it Hayward and you'll like it.
ReplyDeleteNo icing. Please.
ReplyDeleteeewwwwwww. that has so put me off c-a-*-e, sugar! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteI don't even want to know by what method that 'cake' was aerated...
ReplyDeleteXL: No icing. Please.
ReplyDeleteLick the bowl clean!
SAVANNAH: eewwwwwww. that has so put me off c-a-*-e, sugar!
And this didn’t?
IVD: I don't even want to know by what method that 'cake' was aerated...
This is not your Victorian Sponge Cake…that’s all I’m saying.
When I said I wanted 'sponge cake', I should have been a little more specific.
ReplyDeleteUmmmm....sorry, I'll pass, I've just started my New Year diet.
ReplyDeleteIt was kind of you to offer though.
I reckon the whole thing is a cake cunningly disguised as a chair.
ReplyDeleteSx
I didn't know Samsonite made cake?
ReplyDeleteDoes it fart when sat upon?
KAPI: When I said I wanted 'sponge cake', I should have been a little more specific.
ReplyDeleteBe careful what you wish for.
ROSES: Ummmm....sorry, I'll pass, I've just started my New Year diet.
It was kind of you to offer though.
One little bite isn’t going to hurt.
SCARLET: I reckon the whole thing is a cake cunningly disguised as a chair.
There’s no fooling you, is there Miss Scarlet?
And I’ll thank you for spoiling it for the others!
AYEM8Y: I didn't know Samsonite made cake?
Does it fart when sat upon?
Why don’t you sit down and find out for yourself?
Looks tasty.. Rather uncomfortable for seating though.
ReplyDeleteWonder what flavor it is, le derriere delight, perhaps?
MANDA: Funny you should mention derriere, as that is the topic of our next post!
ReplyDeleteIs that a whiff of cabbage and rotten eggs???
ReplyDeleteBEAST: Is that a whiff of cabbage and rotten eggs???
ReplyDeleteWhy don’t you try changing your underwear, Beast?
well, i guess it's sex is no secret.
ReplyDeleteNORMADESMOND: well, i guess it's sex is no secret.
ReplyDeleteIt could use a modesty patch, wouldn’t you agree?
The Stein-Toklas-Birthing-Stool? Saatchi bought it for ten trillions ...
ReplyDeleteLET THEM EAT CHAIR!
ReplyDeleteTHOMBEAU: LET THEM EAT CHAIR!
ReplyDeleteDammit, Thom, I WILL!