This willie gives me the willies! At least you'd be able to find it in the dark. This just looks like a disaster about to happen and I wonder how long it will be before it turns up on TV as an emergency room episode? Eeek!
Darling MJ, my best to you and yours this festive season. So sorry you didn't get to Paris and London this Christmas but I'm sure you'll "make do" with a nice bottle of whiskey and some houseboys! Happy holidaze and all the best for a naughty New Year! xo
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. Eek
ReplyDeleteShocking!
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ReplyDeleteThat's a very hungry, hungry catarpillar!
ReplyDeleteThis little light of mine...
ReplyDeleteholiday lights for the cut.
ReplyDeletefor the uncut, higher wattage is needed.
Star light, star bright,
ReplyDeletefirst star I see tonight
...jammed up someones unusually capacious urethra...
...shit. how does the rest of that go?
GREAT. now I forgot my wish.
...forgot to sign in too. OH FINE YES ALLRIGHT I'VE BEEN AT THE RECIPE. NO. YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
ReplyDeleteI .. I have no words.. "Baby I want you to light my tree!" Will never have the same meaning..
ReplyDeleteTwinkle, twinkle.. Little dick... ~
Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.
Oh dear.
ReplyDeleteI see a trip to A&E when those bits get stuck.
At least that will be entertaining for the overworked staff there.
I'm pretty sure the instructions on the box of fairy lights did not include insertion into urethrea.
Weakling.
ReplyDeleteTraditionalists use a candle.
How festive.
ReplyDeleteOn that note, sent you a card dear, and yes I'm always ready to see nuts.
It's very festive....
ReplyDelete***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***
Now that is enough to make the eyes water let alone blink.
ReplyDeleteI've heared of flashing... but having a "blinky winky"... That is totally original.
When I said "You'll be needing a headlamp Dhaarling" That's not quite what I had in mind.
ReplyDeleteGlow worms!
ReplyDeleteThey light up my life.
Sx
Hah! Word of the day: Blinky Winky
ReplyDeleteNow that's what I call getting into the Christmas Spirit.
ReplyDeleteO Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding (altogether)
"Guide us to Thy perfect light."
I am going to rent a pile of them to string about my home - thanks for the inspiration
ReplyDeleteThis willie gives me the willies! At least you'd be able to find it in the dark. This just looks like a disaster about to happen and I wonder how long it will be before it turns up on TV as an emergency room episode? Eeek!
ReplyDeleteDarling MJ, my best to you and yours this festive season. So sorry you didn't get to Paris and London this Christmas but I'm sure you'll "make do" with a nice bottle of whiskey and some houseboys! Happy holidaze and all the best for a naughty New Year! xo
BITCHES: It was either this or a Hallmark card.
ReplyDeleteWe here at Infomaniac try our best to bring a little warmth and light into your lives.
I'd be more impressed if he had used bubble lights.
ReplyDeleteIt's only a matter of time before he drags out the lights with the large bulbs. **shudders**
ReplyDeleteYou know, if one of those bulbs goes out, so does the entire string.
ReplyDeleteA potential fire hazard if left unattended...
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it was set to blink?
ReplyDeleteIs that weenis glowing? Now that's what I call festive!!!
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ReplyDeletebaby blink-a-linka-link
Blink
baby blink
Ah, memories ...
Then someone knocks at the door and you forget that you have crimbo lights up yer wiener so you jump up to get it and SONOFBITCH!!
ReplyDeleteI guess "urethra" a point in life where you are so bored with the mundane seems insane and vice versa.