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I think I'll skip communion today if you don't mind.
ReplyDeletethe lord of hosts comes to mind....and this one is certainly hosting.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realise I had to kiss that ring.
ReplyDeleteAll hail the mighty Shorts!
ReplyDeleteAMEN!
Bless you.
ReplyDeleteAll things bright and beautiful...
ReplyDeleteSx
I couldn't get past that large arsehole. It was like gazing into a screen of televised white noise.
ReplyDeleteI want to go into the light.
The light is calling me.
XL: I think I'll skip communion today if you don't mind.
ReplyDeleteAs penance, you must double up on your pillow-fluffing duties.
NORMADESMOND: the lord of hosts comes to mind....and this one is certainly hosting.
Amen, sistah.
PRINCESS: I didn't realise I had to kiss that ring.
And like it.
CYBERPOOF: All hail the mighty Shorts!
AMEN!
You might burn in hell for the sin of being THE LONGEST HOLDER OF THE SHORTS EVER!
ROSES: Bless you.
Mistress MJ has already been blessed by wearing The Shorts.
Now it’s time for the rest of you.
SCARLET: All things bright and beautiful...
Isn’t there a line in there about a “purple-headed” something-or-other?
AWAITING: I couldn't get past that large arsehole. It was like gazing into a screen of televised white noise.
I want to go into the light.
The light is calling me.
It’s like crossing the Rubicon.
Nice knowing you.
Don't say goodbye just yet. I am like the movie Poltergeist. I go into the light and come out covered in grape jelly with a rope tied around my waist.
ReplyDeleteThe light can't get me. The light is a sucker.
He is waiting for the cumming of our lord.
ReplyDeleteAWAITING: Don't say goodbye just yet. I am like the movie Poltergeist. I go into the light and come out covered in grape jelly with a rope tied around my waist.
ReplyDeleteThe light can't get me. The light is a sucker.
Somebody get the hook!
MITZI: He is waiting for the cumming of our lord.
Are you feeling the rapture?
Holey! Holey! Holey!
ReplyDeleteGood God Almighty!
Early in the morning
That is quite a sight to see!
The church of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts! Bow don't before your savior and receive the sacrament and holy body of Our lord Elf-Christ!
ReplyDeleteAfter some introspection, and considering my burden of care for my ailing mother, I just don't feel that I could properly give the shorts all that they need. Alas, I must sit the round out, for verily she would kill me if I WORE THEM TO ONE OF HER RADIATION APPOINTMENTS, which would be too temping to do.
ReplyDelete...and damn proud of it!
ReplyDeleteIt works by touch (a bit like the cramp rings, eh?), can't I simply touch the Mistress and all is well?
ReplyDeletecan I get an AMEN?
ReplyDeleteamen.
(thanks for the heads up)
EROS: Holey! Holey! Holey!
ReplyDeleteGood God Almighty!
Early in the morning
That is quite a sight to see!
Go in peace, my child.
MANDA: Welcome to Infomaniac!
The church of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts! Bow don't before your savior and receive the sacrament and holy body of Our lord Elf-Christ!
We don’t know who you are but we welcome your counsel!
MR. COOKIE: After some introspection, and considering my burden of care for my ailing mother, I just don't feel that I could properly give the shorts all that they need. Alas, I must sit the round out, for verily she would kill me if I WORE THEM TO ONE OF HER RADIATION APPOINTMENTS, which would be too temping to do.
You’re not out of the park yet as far as The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts are concerned.
Someone will win them this time ‘round and we’ll have yet another competition to look forward to.
CYBERPOOF: ...and damn proud of it!
See you in hell.
MAGO: It works by touch (a bit like the cramp rings, eh?), can't I simply touch the Mistress and all is well?
You may massage my feet and make a wish.
BOXER: can I get an AMEN?
amen.
(thanks for the heads up)
If you win, it would be The Shorts first journey to Seattle.
You could take them to Archie McPhee!