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The Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring is the ideal gift for lazy smokers who can’t be bothered to grip the cigarette (or “fag” if you’re British) between their fingers.
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Sunday, August 22, 2010
Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring
Mistress MJ doesn’t smoke but if she did, she would accessorize with this…
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The Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring is the ideal gift for lazy smokers who can’t be bothered to grip the cigarette (or “fag” if you’re British) between their fingers.
Order yours today through the Infomaniac Shopping Network!
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The Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring is the ideal gift for lazy smokers who can’t be bothered to grip the cigarette (or “fag” if you’re British) between their fingers.
Order yours today through the Infomaniac Shopping Network!
1st!!!
ReplyDeleteOmg, I SO want one of those!
I just ask a child to hold mine for me. Much simpler.
ReplyDeleteMine is decorated with cubic zirconia. Yellow fingers are a thing of the past.
ReplyDeleteHasn't cleaned up the teeth though.
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I don't smoke either (unless caught by the Inquisition), but I simply must have one of these elegant devices. Perhaps Wand would fit?
ReplyDelete[tap] [tap] [tap]
ReplyDeleteIs this thing on?
It would indeed help against sticky fingers. I don't smoke though because ewwww but it's a kool invention.
ReplyDeleteI've always thought it a terribly common habit to hold a fag between your fingers - in public anyway.
ReplyDeleteUTE: 1st!!!
ReplyDeleteOmg, I SO want one of those!
Give me your credit card details and we can strike a deal.
PIGGY: I just ask a child to hold mine for me. Much simpler.
I’m trying hard not to read anything filthy into that.
SCARLET: Mine is decorated with cubic zirconia. Yellow fingers are a thing of the past.
Hasn't cleaned up the teeth though.
That’s a job for Lemming of the BDA.
IVD: I don't smoke either (unless caught by the Inquisition), but I simply must have one of these elegant devices. Perhaps Wand would fit?
Your wand is too warty.
XL: [tap] [tap] [tap]
Is this thing on?
A question Mike Duvall should have asked.
CYBERPOOF: It would indeed help against sticky fingers. I don't smoke though because ewwww but it's a kool invention.
You’re always letting fags slip through your fingers.
LULU: I've always thought it a terribly common habit to hold a fag between your fingers - in public anyway.
Most likely the type of thing you’d see further north, say, in Barnsley.
*glances at Piggy*
*flings shit into MJ's never-closing mouth*
ReplyDeletePIGGY: *flings shit into MJ's never-closing mouth*
ReplyDelete*flings shoe into Piggy’s gaping starfish*
I once knew a died hard smoker who had a ring that held a small ash tray. All well and good until he started gesturing wildly, hot ash flying about, and he set some drapes on fire.
ReplyDeleteProbably not the first time that a "cigarrette ring" has been fingered in hollywood...Illegal tobbaconists, who knew?...
ReplyDeletein case you've forgotten, i smoked with one of these in THE movie!
ReplyDeleteAs long as I have two healthy hands ...
ReplyDeleteDo they make "Hollywood Finger PENIS rings" ?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty lazy....
If I smoked, I would hold it like Marlene.
ReplyDeleteASK THE COOL COOKIE: I once knew a died hard smoker who had a ring that held a small ash tray. All well and good until he started gesturing wildly, hot ash flying about, and he set some drapes on fire.
ReplyDeleteIt’s so much easier to use a houseboy as your ashtray.
PRINCESS: Probably not the first time that a "cigarrette ring" has been fingered in hollywood...Illegal tobbaconists, who knew?...
Don’t smoke in bed.
NORMADESMOND: in case you've forgotten, i smoked with one of these in THE movie!
You always were a trendsetter, Norma.
MAGO: As long as I have two healthy hands ...
As long as you have two healthy hands you can massage my feet.
HEFF: Do they make "Hollywood Finger PENIS rings" ?
I'm pretty lazy....
Not available in your size.
XL: If I smoked, I would hold it like Marlene.
Rauchen verboten.
I want thigh mounted cigarette holders for my friends.
ReplyDeleteBecause there's nothing like a quick smoke...after a long hard smoke.
KAPI: I want thigh mounted cigarette holders for my friends.
ReplyDeleteBecause there's nothing like a quick smoke...after a long hard smoke.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Those are beyond fabulous! I don't smoke but would start for such high glamor!
ReplyDelete(okay. I had a ciggie post soiree recently; it was peer pressure and I cracked)
MICHAEL GUY: Those are beyond fabulous! I don't smoke but would start for such high glamor!
ReplyDelete(okay. I had a ciggie post soiree recently; it was peer pressure and I cracked)
Ah yes…smoking glamour.
Mistress MJ has a cigarette holder à la Audrey Hepburn but never sticks a fag in it.