Mistress MJ has regained her blogging mojo thanks to the many Infomaniac bitches who left comments or emailed following the loss of our long-time Infomaniac bitch, Mr. Mutley.
And those of you who posted a little something for Mistress MJ on your blogs…I refer to XL and Beast.
XL:
You are all familiar with XL: Infomaniac Official Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ.
XL went far beyond the call of duty by test-driving (at great expense) new pillows for Mistress MJ.
As XL’s reward, Mistress MJ plans to spend a day fluffing his pillows for a change.
Read about XL's adventures in pillow testing here.
BEAST:
And then there’s Beast…the cheeky bugger.
In an attempt to, and I quote, “join me in wishing Mistress MJ a speedy return to her Mojo,” Beast had the nerve to post about Mistress MJ’s beaver!
And some nonsense about a “manglewurzel” which is, I suspect, something imaginary made up to confuse us Colonials.
Read more here.
Note: A special thank you to Miss Scarlet, who can always be relied upon to keep the uppity Beast in his place when Mistress MJ is at her wits end.
happy to know that mistress is making a cumback.
ReplyDeleteCareful! I think Boxer may have spiked the melon with vodka!
ReplyDeleteI have dressed Mr Beastie in his best white shirt and taken him down to the Infomaniac dungeon. I have put him in the stocks so that we can all throw beetroots at him.
ReplyDeleteHe'll never get the stains out.
Sx
The Infomaniac Dungeon's stocks are surely more comfortable than the Wigglesworth stocks (scroll down).
ReplyDeleteGood for all of you!
ReplyDeleteNow, fetch me a bloody mary and five dozen aspirin. The queen is feeling a little hung over from celebrating a certain Aussie goddess birthday yesterday.
I've heard of manglewurzel before. Is it horse fodder? I know of a Worzel Gummidge and his Aunt Sally, played by John Pertwee and the lovely Una Stubbs.
ReplyDeleteGreat that your perking up - hope to see more beaver soon
ReplyDeletedamn, i thought that was some great northern tail! ;~D xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteGood Morning PETE!
ReplyDeleteNORMADESMOND: happy to know that mistress is making a cumback.
ReplyDeleteIf I may quote you Miss Desmond…
Comeback? “I hate that word. It's a return, a return to the millions of people who have never forgiven me for deserting the screen.”
XL: Careful! I think Boxer may have spiked the melon with vodka!
We have proof!
SCARLET: I have dressed Mr Beastie in his best white shirt and taken him down to the Infomaniac dungeon. I have put him in the stocks so that we can all throw beetroots at him.
He'll never get the stains out.
Does beetroot make your pee pink?
MAGO: The Infomaniac Dungeon's stocks are surely more comfortable than the Wigglesworth stocks (scroll down).
May I refer you to this shot of the Infomaniac oubliette?
When Miss Scarlet refered to a town called Wigglesworth recently, I didn’t believe her as Wigglesworth sounds like a Beatrix Potter character.
The Brits…so fanciful.
CYBERPOOF: Good for all of you!
Now, fetch me a bloody mary and five dozen aspirin. The queen is feeling a little hung over from celebrating a certain Aussie goddess birthday yesterday.
We noticed a post by Michael Guy on a certain Aussie goddess yesterday but no tribute post from the biggest certain Aussie goddess fan ever.
MITZI: I've heard of manglewurzel before. Is it horse fodder? I know of a Worzel Gummidge and his Aunt Sally, played by John Pertwee and the lovely Una Stubbs.
It must be a southern England phenomenon, Miss Mitzi.
LULU: Great that your perking up - hope to see more beaver soon
I clicked on that beaver shot and it’s not even Canadian.
It’s an American beaver!
SAVANNAH: damn, i thought that was some great northern tail!
Turns out it’s southern tail.
See my comment to Lulu.
did i say that? i thought i said, "hold still, i want to cum on your back."
ReplyDelete"TITTIES !!!"
ReplyDeleteWait.....wrong post....
NORMADESMOND: did i say that? i thought i said, "hold still, i want to cum on your back."
ReplyDelete“I'm all wrong for you. You want a Valentino, somebody with polo ponies, a big shot!”
HEFF: "TITTIES !!!"
Wait.....wrong post....
The tittie quota has been filled on this blog for the week.
Cum again.
I was out celebrating it, on the lakes with wine.
ReplyDeleteMost fabulous m'dear.
xo
ReplyDeletePerhaps Mr Beastie was having a fit of the Kenneth Williams's?..
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear your mojo is back!
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF, MAGO, PRINCESS & EROS: Thanks to all of you for lifting Mistress MJ’s blogging blahs.
ReplyDeletePoor Mr. Beastie is probably detained as the beaver wreaks havoc on his wood.
We fucking love yah.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Schatzi.
ReplyDeleteHasi.
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