ROSES: Naughty houseboy. Bad houseboy. Stop whimpering!
How naturally you say those words!
Could you take over while I take some time off?
XL: I suggest a remote control so that The Mistress can remain upon her pillows.
When are you back from Australia?
These pillows won’t fluff themselves, you know!
ROSES: Can I borrow the remote? Or is it tucked in between the cheeks of his arse, in which case, I'll do it myself thanks.
Get in there and get your hands dirty.
CYBERPOOF: Nice *tries not to look disapproving* socks.
You can’t look away, can you?
SAVANNAH: oh my, sugar!
Indeed.
FELIX: This one has a naughty look about him, I imagine the discipline session could take some time. So I won't call out a posse for you for a few days.
I forgot to wish you a “Felix” Navidad!
JASON: I'd be happy to take on a few strokes so you can run your errands.
You are selfless, Jason.
I think it’s time you were promoted.
MICHAEL GUY: I'm afraid to ask where the Christmas tree went...
You don’t want to know where I found the tampon angel.
DAMIEN: We will patiently await Mistress's return. *kneels in an obeisant position with limitless patience*
Servitude will get you everywhere.
MAGO: *I shot the sherriiif ...* ... lucky little basted ...
But you didn’t kill the deputy, did you?
PRINCESS: I think, Dear MJ, you may need to institute a Houseboy Boxing Day celebration similar to the annual event at The Palais.
Whip them lazy good for nothing house boys within an inch of their sorry lives Miss MJ . They will thank you for it later
ReplyDeleteHm, they look like the type who enjoy getting whipped.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the Dog Whisperer can give you some tips on how to train your pack of houseboys.
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So that's what happened to Bob Marley!
ReplyDeleteBEAST: Whip them lazy good for nothing house boys within an inch of their sorry lives Miss MJ . They will thank you for it later
ReplyDeleteThat would be 2.54 centimetres, if we’re using the Metric system.
EROS: Hm, they look like the type who enjoy getting whipped.
Perhaps the Dog Whisperer can give you some tips on how to train your pack of houseboys.
I suppose so but the training is all so time consuming.
KAZ: So that's what happened to Bob Marley!
Nuh true, dread?
Naughty houseboy. Bad houseboy.
ReplyDeleteStop whimpering!
I suggest a remote control so that The Mistress can remain upon her pillows.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Roses!
Can I borrow the remote? Or is it tucked in between the cheeks of his arse, in which case, I'll do it myself thanks.
ReplyDeleteHai xl, how's Oz? Still having fun?
Nice *tries not to look disapproving* socks.
ReplyDeleteoh my, sugar! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteThis one has a naughty look about him, I imagine the discipline session could take some time. So I won't call out a posse for you for a few days.
ReplyDeleteI'd be happy to take on a few strokes so you can run your errands.
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid to ask where the Christmas tree went...
ReplyDeleteWe will patiently await Mistress's return.
ReplyDelete*kneels in an obeisant position with limitless patience*
*I shot the sherriiif ...* ... lucky little basted ...
ReplyDeleteI think, Dear MJ, you may need to institute a Houseboy Boxing Day celebration similar to the annual event at The Palais.
ReplyDeleteROSES: Naughty houseboy. Bad houseboy.
ReplyDeleteStop whimpering!
How naturally you say those words!
Could you take over while I take some time off?
XL: I suggest a remote control so that The Mistress can remain upon her pillows.
When are you back from Australia?
These pillows won’t fluff themselves, you know!
ROSES: Can I borrow the remote? Or is it tucked in between the cheeks of his arse, in which case, I'll do it myself thanks.
Get in there and get your hands dirty.
CYBERPOOF: Nice *tries not to look disapproving* socks.
You can’t look away, can you?
SAVANNAH: oh my, sugar!
Indeed.
FELIX: This one has a naughty look about him, I imagine the discipline session could take some time. So I won't call out a posse for you for a few days.
I forgot to wish you a “Felix” Navidad!
JASON: I'd be happy to take on a few strokes so you can run your errands.
You are selfless, Jason.
I think it’s time you were promoted.
MICHAEL GUY: I'm afraid to ask where the Christmas tree went...
You don’t want to know where I found the tampon angel.
DAMIEN: We will patiently await Mistress's return.
*kneels in an obeisant position with limitless patience*
Servitude will get you everywhere.
MAGO: *I shot the sherriiif ...* ... lucky little basted ...
But you didn’t kill the deputy, did you?
PRINCESS: I think, Dear MJ, you may need to institute a Houseboy Boxing Day celebration similar to the annual event at The Palais.
This I have to see.
I don't even know what to say about this photo. LOL.
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL RIVERS: I don't even know what to say about this photo. LOL.
ReplyDeleteThe answer will come to you tonight in a dream.
WOW! You caught Osama Bin Hidin!
ReplyDeleteWhat are you going to do with the $25M reward?
DONN: WOW! You caught Osama Bin Hidin!
ReplyDeleteWhat are you going to do with the $25M reward?
Champagne for everyone!