We would like to thank Jill (who was peeking through the keyhole) for informing us that the Houseboys were experimenting with their new toy: Count Cockula …
Simply select an orifice, a texture, and a case color to create your very own design.
NORMADESMOND: is it dishwasher safe?
“Simply rinse your Fleshjack sleeve with warm water from your sink and allow time for both to dry before storing. Do NOT use soap to clean your sleeve. For tough cleaning, we suggest using a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain that soft feel, sprinkle a liberal amount of corn starch on the sleeve and shake off the excess powder. We do NOT recommend the use of talcum or baby powder.”
JELLY MONSTER: Those cockula things intrigue me.... Oh third! whoop whoop! Wait nope forth! damn u two minutes
For your friend’s “hoo hoo”?
MR PEENEE: One look at that thing and my Little Boy Part climbed back up into me. Thanks a lot.
Well there’s nothing I can do to coax your Little Boy Part out again.
Volunteers from the audience?
Anyone?
IVD: * ignores can of cockula * Umm... Can I 'borrow' those houseboys later, MJ?
Since it’s Hallowe’en season and since you’re our resident witch and since you asked first … yes.
Why don’t you just get one of those glittery Twidildos that Jason recommends instead?
KAPI: Where there's Cockula, there's Cockenstein. Probably Abbot and Costello too, but I don't want to think about that. Once IVD and Cyberpete are done, do you reckon I could.... Hmm. Abbot and Costello in gay porn. No, definitely don't want to think about that.
My houseboys pale in comparison to your Cockenstein pumpkin fuckers!
If you’d like IVD’s sloppy seconds, then yes. You can have a go.
EROS: Looks like they're turning tricks for a different kind of treat! Those houseboys like it rough! No teeth, please, especially in the nether regions!
We’ll keep that in mind and remove our false teeth when we’re with you.
SCARLET: Where is my toy??? *wanders off muttering*
glad the houseboys had a good halloween. Mine was a bit of a washout - I looked pretty good as the bastard child of Marilyn Monroe and Candy Darling but then it rained all evening and my muff got soaked.
You dont appear to be feeding the houseboys well enough , the por thing seem willing to take a bite of anything. I bet IVD cant wait to feed them up on his victoria sandwich
CYBERPOOF: Uuuuh sparkly! Eeeerrrr where was I? I like the real thing better though..
Take what you’re given and be cheerful about it.
EMMA: glad the houseboys had a good halloween. Mine was a bit of a washout - I looked pretty good as the bastard child of Marilyn Monroe and Candy Darling but then it rained all evening and my muff got soaked.
Ewww…wet pussy.
BEAST: You dont appear to be feeding the houseboys well enough , the por thing seem willing to take a bite of anything. I bet IVD cant wait to feed them up on his victoria sandwich
1st!
ReplyDeleteI'm reminded of the old joke about stopping in at the morgue for a cold one.
I do have an original one of these and love it! Not sure I'll get this version though. LOL
ReplyDeleteis it dishwasher safe?
ReplyDeleteThose cockula things intrigue me....
ReplyDeleteOh third! whoop whoop!
Wait nope forth! damn u two minutes
ReplyDeleteOne look at that thing and my Little Boy Part climbed back up into me. Thanks a lot.
ReplyDelete* ignores can of cockula *
ReplyDeleteUmm... Can I 'borrow' those houseboys later, MJ?
Um... Once IDV is done...
ReplyDeleteWhere there's Cockula, there's Cockenstein. Probably Abbot and Costello too, but I don't want to think about that.
ReplyDeleteOnce IVD and Cyberpete are done, do you reckon I could....
Hmm. Abbot and Costello in gay porn. No, definitely don't want to think about that.
Looks like they're turning tricks for a different kind of treat!
ReplyDeleteThose houseboys like it rough! No teeth, please, especially in the nether regions!
Where is my toy???
ReplyDelete*wanders off muttering*
Sx
I love the model in the cockula ad that has Korinna tattoo on his hip but is getting blown by a guy. Yep, gay for pay.
ReplyDeleteWho is this Jill?!! Must be my evil twin...who let her out of the basement?!
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine the confusion if it gets put in the fridge - and then your friends turn up for a beer...
ReplyDeleteThe twidildo is a great accompaniment.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dlisted.com/node/33513
(I've heard)
XL: 1st!
ReplyDeleteI'm reminded of the old joke about stopping in at the morgue for a cold one.
So come up to the lab
And see what’s on the slab
MICHAEL RIVERS: I do have an original one of these and love it! Not sure I'll get this version though. LOL
Have you tried the Design Your Own feature?
Just three easy steps!
Simply select an orifice, a texture, and a case color to create your very own design.
NORMADESMOND: is it dishwasher safe?
“Simply rinse your Fleshjack sleeve with warm water from your sink and allow time for both to dry before storing. Do NOT use soap to clean your sleeve. For tough cleaning, we suggest using a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain that soft feel, sprinkle a liberal amount of corn starch on the sleeve and shake off the excess powder. We do NOT recommend the use of talcum or baby powder.”
JELLY MONSTER: Those cockula things intrigue me....
Oh third! whoop whoop!
Wait nope forth! damn u two minutes
For your friend’s “hoo hoo”?
MR PEENEE: One look at that thing and my Little Boy Part climbed back up into me. Thanks a lot.
Well there’s nothing I can do to coax your Little Boy Part out again.
Volunteers from the audience?
Anyone?
IVD: * ignores can of cockula *
Umm... Can I 'borrow' those houseboys later, MJ?
Since it’s Hallowe’en season and since you’re our resident witch and since you asked first … yes.
CYBERPOOF: Um... Once IDV is done...
ReplyDeleteWhy don’t you just get one of those glittery Twidildos that Jason recommends instead?
KAPI: Where there's Cockula, there's Cockenstein. Probably Abbot and Costello too, but I don't want to think about that.
Once IVD and Cyberpete are done, do you reckon I could....
Hmm. Abbot and Costello in gay porn. No, definitely don't want to think about that.
My houseboys pale in comparison to your Cockenstein pumpkin fuckers!
If you’d like IVD’s sloppy seconds, then yes. You can have a go.
EROS: Looks like they're turning tricks for a different kind of treat!
Those houseboys like it rough! No teeth, please, especially in the nether regions!
We’ll keep that in mind and remove our false teeth when we’re with you.
SCARLET: Where is my toy???
*wanders off muttering*
How about a Talking Vibrator?
Although what would it say do you suppose?
LA DIVA CUCINA: I love the model in the cockula ad that has Korinna tattoo on his hip but is getting blown by a guy. Yep, gay for pay.
Ha! Yes, that tat screams gay for pay.
JILL: Who is this Jill?!! Must be my evil twin...who let her out of the basement?!
Dirty little vixen.
LULU: Can you imagine the confusion if it gets put in the fridge - and then your friends turn up for a beer...
What a delightful prank!
I think I’ll try that.
JASON: The twidildo is a great accompaniment.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/33513
(I've heard)
Thank you for bringing the Twidildo to our attention.
I like this review in particular…
“It's actually not that glorious since it's just a generic dildo covered in glitter, but the Twitatties aren't picky.”
Uuuuh sparkly!
ReplyDeleteEeeerrrr where was I?
I like the real thing better though..
glad the houseboys had a good halloween. Mine was a bit of a washout - I looked pretty good as the bastard child of Marilyn Monroe and Candy Darling but then it rained all evening and my muff got soaked.
ReplyDeleteYou dont appear to be feeding the houseboys well enough , the por thing seem willing to take a bite of anything. I bet IVD cant wait to feed them up on his victoria sandwich
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Uuuuh sparkly!
ReplyDeleteEeeerrrr where was I?
I like the real thing better though..
Take what you’re given and be cheerful about it.
EMMA: glad the houseboys had a good halloween. Mine was a bit of a washout - I looked pretty good as the bastard child of Marilyn Monroe and Candy Darling but then it rained all evening and my muff got soaked.
Ewww…wet pussy.
BEAST: You dont appear to be feeding the houseboys well enough , the por thing seem willing to take a bite of anything. I bet IVD cant wait to feed them up on his victoria sandwich
I fed Sausageops to them!
Uh! Sparkly!
ReplyDeleteCool music on this "fleshjack"-site - what a name ...
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Uh! Sparkly!
ReplyDeleteWhat are you, a broken record?
MAGO: Cool music on this "fleshjack"-site - what a name ...
The music distracted from the money shot.