MJ - I have to say that was fucking funny about the kung fu grip, you know I did notice that first thing and I would never have guessed that someone would have thought the same fucking thing. You are a funny sum bitch. ha.
CYBERPOOF: Delightful! See my comment in the comments section on your previous entry
Send us a postcard!
BOXER: this is one time I truly don't care about being first. but HAI XL! and Happy Very, Very Filthy Friday.
How many “verys” does it take before it becomes an “extremely” Filthy Friday?
Couldn’t we just this once have a “mildly” Filthy Friday?
Honestly, it’s like choosing salsa flavours.
LESTAT: MJ - I have to say that was fucking funny about the kung fu grip, you know I did notice that first thing and I would never have guessed that someone would have thought the same fucking thing. You are a funny sum bitch. ha.
Mistress MJ is disturbed that our minds think alike.
She may have to perform a cleansing ritual to rid herself of toxins.
IVD: Lawks, MJ! Your latest conquest has terrible taste in decor & furnishings.
EROS: Good Lord, what a horrible looking chair cover! And unless he can shoot over his head, why isn't that towel under him? He's got lovely taste in art though. Is that a Van Gogh Sunflowers print on the wall?
According to Mean Dirty Pirate (above you) it’s a SPOOGE RAG!
I think it’s a Van Gogh paint-by-numbers.
LULU: Your new lover is clearly a man of taste - what does he taste like?
It's that bloke from the Joy Of Sex manual. YUM! Nasty woodgrain effect wallpaper though. If you click for the bigger picture you can clearly see the chair cover is a manky pair of folded up jeans.
ROSES: Yay Filthy Friday! (I'm trying to be positive) Amazing. He got to his advanced years and he's still smug as fuck, that he's got a penis. Shame he didn't get any looks, taste or grooming sense with it.
“You've got to accentuate the positive Eliminate the negative Latch on to the affirmative Don't mess with Mister In-Between”
SCARLET: The towel behind his head does look filthy. I imagine he's been in that position for some time. But I don't want to do any imagining.
Just give in to his hypnotic spell.
KAPI: I must've been reading Infomaniac for too long. 1st thought: Those are scary teeth. 2nd thought: He has oddly thin arms for the rest of his body. 3rd thought: He keeps his wristwatch on? Like I say, been here too long.
He needs the wristwatch as he prides himself on being punctual and he has an appointment for another photo shoot at the top of the hour.
You DO realize, don’t you, that you’ve been with us almost since Day One?
Let’s take a stroll now down memory lane …
You put in a request for photos of “boybands” during Infomaniac’s “Totty Week”.
MITZI: It's that bloke from the Joy Of Sex manual. YUM! Nasty woodgrain effect wallpaper though. If you click for the bigger picture you can clearly see the chair cover is a manky pair of folded up jeans.
We are pleased that some of you have finally learned to click for biggery without being told to do so.
They are indeed manky jeans.
May we direct your attention to just above the hemline where we notice a mysterious stain.
1st!
ReplyDeleteHe moonlights as a sundial.
ReplyDeleteew.
ReplyDeleteX: We thought you were XL, who, having had one too many, left out the “L” .
ReplyDeleteWho are you and what do you seek?
KEVIN: Ew too!
X, c'est moi!
ReplyDeleteI hope I never lose my L again!
Delightful!
ReplyDeleteSee my comment in the comments section on your previous entry
this is one time I truly don't care about being first.
ReplyDeletebut HAI XL!
and Happy Very, Very Filthy Friday.
MJ - I have to say that was fucking funny about the kung fu grip, you know I did notice that first thing and I would never have guessed that someone would have thought the same fucking thing. You are a funny sum bitch. ha.
ReplyDeleteLawks, MJ! Your latest conquest has terrible taste in decor & furnishings.
ReplyDeleteEeeek his eyes follow you round the room !
ReplyDeleteNice chair (and matching sofa)
his teeth could use a little whitening.
ReplyDeleteDamn he’s HOT! I like the spooge rag behind his head in some effort to keep from soiling the lovely upholstery.
ReplyDeleteGood Lord, what a horrible looking chair cover! And unless he can shoot over his head, why isn't that towel under him?
ReplyDeleteHe's got lovely taste in art though. Is that a Van Gogh Sunflowers print on the wall?
Your new lover is clearly a man of taste - what does he taste like?
ReplyDeleteXL: X, c'est moi!
ReplyDeleteI hope I never lose my L again!
Where did you find it?
Down between the sofa cushions?
CYBERPOOF: Delightful!
See my comment in the comments section on your previous entry
Send us a postcard!
BOXER: this is one time I truly don't care about being first.
but HAI XL!
and Happy Very, Very Filthy Friday.
How many “verys” does it take before it becomes an “extremely” Filthy Friday?
Couldn’t we just this once have a “mildly” Filthy Friday?
Honestly, it’s like choosing salsa flavours.
LESTAT: MJ - I have to say that was fucking funny about the kung fu grip, you know I did notice that first thing and I would never have guessed that someone would have thought the same fucking thing. You are a funny sum bitch. ha.
Mistress MJ is disturbed that our minds think alike.
She may have to perform a cleansing ritual to rid herself of toxins.
IVD: Lawks, MJ! Your latest conquest has terrible taste in decor & furnishings.
Perhaps it’s time for another Filthy Friday - How Not To Decorate edition.
BEAST: Eeeek his eyes follow you round the room !
Nice chair (and matching sofa)
All it needs is your fireside rug to complete the look.
BOXER: his teeth could use a little whitening.
Do you REALLY want to see his teeth more clearly?
AYEM8Y: Damn he’s HOT! I like the spooge rag behind his head in some effort to keep from soiling the lovely upholstery.
Spooge rag? How crude!
We prefer to call it an antimacassar.
EROS: Good Lord, what a horrible looking chair cover! And unless he can shoot over his head, why isn't that towel under him?
He's got lovely taste in art though. Is that a Van Gogh Sunflowers print on the wall?
According to Mean Dirty Pirate (above you) it’s a SPOOGE RAG!
I think it’s a Van Gogh paint-by-numbers.
LULU: Your new lover is clearly a man of taste - what does he taste like?
How DARE you suggest he’s Mistress MJ’s lover?
He’s not even fit to be her houseboy!
Tastes like Hamburger Helper.
Yay Filthy Friday!
ReplyDelete(I'm trying to be positive)
Amazing. He got to his advanced years and he's still smug as fuck, that he's got a penis.
Shame he didn't get any looks, taste or grooming sense with it.
The towel behind his head does look filthy. I imagine he's been in that position for some time. But I don't want to do any imagining.
ReplyDeleteSx
I must've been reading Infomaniac for too long.
ReplyDelete1st thought: Those are scary teeth.
2nd thought: He has oddly thin arms for the rest of his body.
3rd thought: He keeps his wristwatch on?
Like I say, been here too long.
It's that bloke from the Joy Of Sex manual. YUM! Nasty woodgrain effect wallpaper though. If you click for the bigger picture you can clearly see the chair cover is a manky pair of folded up jeans.
ReplyDeleteROSES: Yay Filthy Friday!
ReplyDelete(I'm trying to be positive)
Amazing. He got to his advanced years and he's still smug as fuck, that he's got a penis.
Shame he didn't get any looks, taste or grooming sense with it.
Have you been listening to Bing Crosby as he sings Accentuate the Positive? …
“You've got to accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between”
SCARLET: The towel behind his head does look filthy. I imagine he's been in that position for some time. But I don't want to do any imagining.
Just give in to his hypnotic spell.
KAPI: I must've been reading Infomaniac for too long.
1st thought: Those are scary teeth.
2nd thought: He has oddly thin arms for the rest of his body.
3rd thought: He keeps his wristwatch on?
Like I say, been here too long.
He needs the wristwatch as he prides himself on being punctual and he has an appointment for another photo shoot at the top of the hour.
You DO realize, don’t you, that you’ve been with us almost since Day One?
Let’s take a stroll now down memory lane …
You put in a request for photos of “boybands” during Infomaniac’s “Totty Week”.
And here’s what we gave you!
MITZI: It's that bloke from the Joy Of Sex manual. YUM! Nasty woodgrain effect wallpaper though. If you click for the bigger picture you can clearly see the chair cover is a manky pair of folded up jeans.
We are pleased that some of you have finally learned to click for biggery without being told to do so.
They are indeed manky jeans.
May we direct your attention to just above the hemline where we notice a mysterious stain.
At first glance, I thought "Good gawd, IDV's aged since he settled down with his new man. I wonder if Beaky would still recognise him?"
ReplyDeleteThen I realised it couldn't possibly be him as he'd never wear such a tacky watch.
PIGGY: Speaking of IVD, do you think we should roll out that filthy film footage of him in his youth for next Filthy Friday?
ReplyDeleteSend you a postcard?
ReplyDeleteI've already written one to Bingowings, you want me to spend my entire trip writing postcards?
MJ - Yes.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Send you a postcard?
ReplyDeleteI've already written one to Bingowings, you want me to spend my entire trip writing postcards?
We wouldn’t want to cut into your shopping time on Chicago’s Miracle Mile but yes.
PIGGY: MJ - Yes.
Come back next Friday, then.
Teehee.
bless, he looks so pleased with himself.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I keep coming back here today... I'm just a glutton... but it's as Carnalis says, he looks so flipping happy...
ReplyDeleteSx
CARNALIS & SCARLET: Don't you two cheerleaders go making a fan club for him.
ReplyDeleteSeriously....a chenille armchair? Plus I'm sorta scared of Santa Claus now...
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL GUY: Seriously....a chenille armchair? Plus I'm sorta scared of Santa Claus now...
ReplyDeleteChenille armchairs are the least of the decorating horrors seen here on Filthy Fridays.
See our Filthy Friday - How Not To Decorate edition, if you dare.
I want to know why Beast was viewing that pic from various places around the room?
ReplyDeleteTrying to get find a comfy position, perhaps?
PIGGY: I want to know why Beast was viewing that pic from various places around the room?
ReplyDeleteTrying to get find a comfy position, perhaps?
Whichever position would leave his wanking hand free, I suppose.