Now that Mistress MJ is back from holidays, it’s time to catch up on reading your blogs.
We can’t possibly visit all your blogs as there is unpacking to do, ordering the Houseboys about, restocking the liquor cabinet, etc.
So tell us why we should pop ‘round and visit your blog today.
What have we been missing?
1st!
ReplyDeleteSubstance abuse.
ReplyDeleteNever mind my blog... not much there... way too busy... but welcome back!
ReplyDeletebecause canadian bitches need to stick together!
ReplyDeletewelcome back!
It's easy as there are only (very fabulous) posts since you went away.
ReplyDeleteCome on over. You know you want to.
I got Hot, Hairy, Hirsute Men of all ages.
ReplyDeleteAnd Zac Quinto - hubba hubba.......
And votes - I need votes - plus i think my blog is fucking up so visitors testing things could be good.
Oh - and coz I missed you terribly whilst you were away Mistress
*looks down demurely in submission*
I haven't posted much, naturally, but you might like to have a gander at what Mary Poppins is *really* like.
ReplyDeleteApparently, one of the SubC's missed you, so welcome back!
Yay, home again!
ReplyDeleteVisit my blog if you like because I'm documenting my Deep South road trip!
xo
You should come see mine cause I'm lovely and cause you may or may not find out Maxi Cane's dirrty secrets?? ;)
ReplyDeletea reason to visit me? just because. xoxoox
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say don't read my blog cause it sucks but then I thought better cause I knew your smartass would come back with something like, "Yes Wil, it sure does".
ReplyDeletePersonally I think my blog kind of rules but I'm sure I'll get no quarter here so taste my wrinkled bag if you don't like it. LOLZ!
Wil Harrison.com
I missed you, glad you are back.
ReplyDeleteRead my blog if you want to read about this Queer Guy who has not had sex in what seems like ages.
I am hoping for today!
Umm... I have Mickey Mouse, humor, and I'm a little naked a few posts back.
ReplyDeleteNowt going on at my place ...yet.
ReplyDeleteBecause you've almost been a REAL bitch, and haven't been to my blog in DAYS.
ReplyDeleteXL: Substance abuse.
ReplyDeleteThe dilated pupils tell all!
PONITA: Never mind my blog... not much there... way too busy... but welcome back!
Thank you!
KEVIN: because canadian bitches need to stick together!
welcome back!
AND frat house frolicking, I see!
CYBERPOOF: It's easy as there are only (very fabulous) posts since you went away.
Come on over. You know you want to.
I’m all set to join you with your tub of Ben & Jerry's Toffee Crunch and 3 episodes of Doctor Who (the new series) season 4.
Get an extra spoon.
DAMIEN: I got Hot, Hairy, Hirsute Men of all ages.
And Zac Quinto - hubba hubba.......
And votes - I need votes - plus i think my blog is fucking up so visitors testing things could be good.
Oh - and coz I missed you terribly whilst you were away Mistress
*looks down demurely in submission*
Votes?
After everyone voted you Mr. Nude Infomaniac, how could you possibly need more votes?
IVD: I haven't posted much, naturally, but you might like to have a gander at what Mary Poppins is *really* like.
Apparently, one of the SubC's missed you, so welcome back!
I see you finally got your freakishly bendable thumb unstuck and posted.
LEAH: Yay, home again!
Visit my blog if you like because I'm documenting my Deep South road trip!
I’m waiting for you to recreate the Peter Fonda cemetery scene from Easy Rider while you’re in New Orleans.
But preferably not any back-country scenes from Deliverance.
JELLY MONSTER: You should come see mine cause I'm lovely and cause you may or may not find out Maxi Cane's dirrty secrets?? ;)
ReplyDeleteI went over and found out that you’re hot for Sean Connery.
SAVANNAH: a reason to visit me? just because. xoxoox
You invite me over and I arrive only to find you’ve fecked off to read the newspaper!
WIL: I was gonna say don't read my blog cause it sucks but then I thought better cause I knew your smartass would come back with something like, "Yes Wil, it sure does".
Personally I think my blog kind of rules but I'm sure I'll get no quarter here so taste my wrinkled bag if you don't like it. LOLZ!
I approve of the huge photo of Richard Simmons on your blog.
Perhaps you should get up off your fat ass and sweat to the oldies.
QUEER HEAVEN: Welcome to Infomaniac!
I do believe this is your first comment here.
I missed you, glad you are back.
Read my blog if you want to read about this Queer Guy who has not had sex in what seems like ages.
I am hoping for today!
A queer guy who hasn’t had sex in ages?
That would be our little Danish friend CyberPete!
MIKEY: Umm... I have Mickey Mouse, humor, and I'm a little naked a few posts back.
You made me look!
(And it was worth it)
KAZ: Nowt going on at my place ...yet.
I’ll be here all day.
*waits*
HEFF: Because you've almost been a REAL bitch, and haven't been to my blog in DAYS.
There was no Wi-Fi at the pool, beeyotch!
Nothing new. Same old, same old. Welcome back. Enjoy your Vancouver sunshine and the Pre Olympic peace and quiet before all the foreigners descend! Start stocking up liquor and maple syrup.
ReplyDeleteI wanked over Portia De Rossi and then killed a man and went on the run.
ReplyDeleteUsual stuff really.
I'm not sure I have an extra spoon when you broadcast my sexlife like that
ReplyDeleteEROS: Nothing new. Same old, same old. Welcome back. Enjoy your Vancouver sunshine and the Pre Olympic peace and quiet before all the foreigners descend! Start stocking up liquor and maple syrup.
ReplyDeleteYes, it’s the miraculous sunny season here that lasts all of two months before the Monsoons…three months if we’re lucky.
Your post on bygone civility is required reading by rude riffraff everywhere!
MAXI: I wanked over Portia De Rossi and then killed a man and went on the run.
Usual stuff really.
I particularly enjoyed reading about your desire to have Helen Mirren extinguish her cigarette on your scrotum.
CYBERPOOF: I'm not sure I have an extra spoon when you broadcast my sexlife like that
I’ll just reach in and scoop it out with my fingers then.
you don't want to read mine.
ReplyDeletetrust me.
ooooo, all kinds of things! i went to oregon and got all drunk and wasted and ran around at a commune with a bunch of hippies in a thunderstorm and ate salmonburgers and saw BARE TITTIES, and drove all over and saw wheat and trees and a mc donalds restaurant. and got my son totally, totally shitfaced drunk *snork*
ReplyDeletenot that i blogged about any of this, of course, because i am still on hiatus, which is native american for 'fucking the dog until i get bored enough to write again'. but yeah.
...plus i am writing this right now this minute from OREGON which is really really exciting! *tosses lit firecrackers at the homeless,sets old growth forest on fire while chomping on baby harp seal comfit*
ReplyDelete...plus i am writing this right now this minute from OREGON which is really really exciting! *tosses lit firecrackers at the homeless*
ReplyDeleteYES IT WAS WORTH SAYING TWICE.
ReplyDeleteI guess I need to get a blog. Yah.
ReplyDeleteGood to have you back MJ and hope you had fun fun fun!
BOXER: I don't want to READ yours because you've done a Mute Monday.
ReplyDeleteWell? Am I right?
NATIONS: Your drunk ass was most likely at the Moon Amtrak event.
Send your son to Canada where I will make a man of him.
NWT: Ta, now get a blog!
Darling Mistress, you should always visit my blog for the plethora of upturned collars, as well as for the (ahem) pearls before swine. [Inside joke, giggle giggle.]
ReplyDeleteTJB: Darling Mistress, you should always visit my blog for the plethora of upturned collars, as well as for the (ahem) pearls before swine. [Inside joke, giggle giggle.]
ReplyDeleteYou’re a pearl of a girl.
Teehee.