Therefore, it is time to conduct an informal poll of what our public wants.
Please vote for any or all of the following choices:
HANDSOME YOUNG BEEFCAKE...
Foto via [Yummy of the Day]
NEKKID OLD GEEZERS...
TITS...
CRAFTS…
OTHER...
Please state what “OTHER” might be.
You have all weekend to vote.
Results will be tallied on Monday.
Get voting, bitches!
first!!!!
ReplyDeleteok, now i'll read the post...
ReplyDeleteFIRST!!!! XOXOXO
Its your blog Mistress - put whatever you want - fuck 'em
ReplyDeleteI didn't see a selection for "All of the Above"
ReplyDeleteDefinitely tits. No contest.
ReplyDeleteBut as DNZ said - it's your blog and you can do whatever the fuck you want.
Tits.
Congratulations to savannah!
ReplyDeleteIs it the first FIRST for you? Hope you liked it.
Now I'll go for the polling booth. And btw I am sure that the mistress is Fully aware of the Fact that this is Her blog and Nobody elses.
Variety is the spice of life, they say... whoever 'they' are.
ReplyDeleteBut if I had to choose, I would definitely take the hot young beefcake types. :-)
Crafty old geezers please.
ReplyDeleteI can get tits and buff a zillion other places.
Crafts, definitely.
ReplyDeleteTits, certainly.
But what about handsome old beefcake? You know how I feel about the jowly set.
I think you know where I stand on this issue.
ReplyDeleteHowever, let's not have them too young. 'Petra's suggested age range will be just right.
Ta.
First, obviously, but I'm not averse to crafts, especially sewing circle orgies.
ReplyDeleteVariety. A a little of each.
ReplyDeleteNot bothered about age, just bring on the beefcake!
ReplyDeleteTits and toes.
ReplyDeleteTits and toes.
Tits and toes.
That is all.
All of the above and whatever else you throw at us--not including the knitted uterus, unless it was washed first...don't want to be spreading the swine flu.
ReplyDeleteAs Jack said, you can get the other stuff anywhere. Personally I think the nekkid old geezers are a scream.
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
My vote is for tits. Leave the handsome young befcake for me. LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!
ReplyDeleteI defer to The Mistress' continued good taste in the matter.
ReplyDeleteNope. Not interested in good taste. Bring on the beefcake!
ReplyDelete(Have you noticed there's a pattern emerging?)
please no more naked old codgers
ReplyDeleteI vote for
1. tits
2. beefcake
3. boy on boy action (softcore)
@mago...no, sugar, not my first "first" time (by any stretch of the imagination!), but the first after a seriously long streak of not first! you are a delight for noticing! xoxoxo
ReplyDeletemy vote is for whatever miss mj wants because it's all about her!
xoxoxo
I'm torn between the first guy and the tits......ummmmmmmmm dunno
ReplyDeleteDefinately handsome beefcake all the way daaaaaarling
ReplyDeleteI like the nekkid bloggers Special Edition’s myself. Old codgers are always reassuring that sex will persist well in to my ditherhood but I especially like anything that Mistress finds filthy. Trannies Freaks and old Bears would be refreshing though...
ReplyDeleteI want to see more banana arrangements and I'd like to know just how far a pineapple will go.
ReplyDeleteAnd some knitting patterns would be nice and can I see the tartan room again. It's curiously attractive.
Sx
Footballers in the shower.
ReplyDeleteI guess that's no1.
Tits are all over the internet. Old naked fat guys make me feel good about my own physiognomy.
ReplyDeleteNeedlepoint and Wicker.
ReplyDeleteYou are obligated to knit us our desires.
Is poutine knittable?
I'm so glad Savannah was firsty today and I vote CRAFT.
ReplyDeleteI vote for recipes
ReplyDeleteknitting
nekkid old men
Nekkid Old Knudsen
Recipes from Nekkid old knudsen
More knitting
A knitting parttern for Old Knudy's cap
Pubic Topiary
I second Beasts suggestions
ReplyDeleteand also add:
-pale,sneering, uncut british starveling yoooth
-retro gazongas (beehive hairdos a plus, stalks of celery optional!)
-hardcore body mod
-branding, bdsm, latex, ponyplay, medical roleplay, looning, yiffing, and leather fetish.
you asked.
MORE LEATHER DADDIES!
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: You’re probably wondering…”Where has that bitch BEEN all day?”
ReplyDeleteWell SOME of us have to work and when we get home we would like to put our feet up and have the houseboys attend to our whims. And serve us cocktails.
Sunday night we shall begin the task of vote-tallying and the results will be logged in a new post on Monday.
In the meantime, I see we have some new Bitches.
*pulls up Welcome Wagon*
JACK: Welcome to Infomaniac!
We don’t know who you are or where you came from (your Profile doesn’t list a blog or any other info for that matter) but we’ve noted your predilection for crafty old geezers.
MAC: Welcome to Infomaniac!
We hope that ANYONE WHO LOVES HOT YOUNG BEEFCAKE will visit your Yummy of the Day blog to get their fill.
DARIUS: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Thank you for your shout-out to Infomaniac on your
Dirty & Nerdy blog!
Dirty & Nerdy has become a must-read for Mistress MJ.
BITCHES: Right. The rest of you keep those votes coming in!
p.s. Yay Savannah!
p.s. (again) *kicks Ms. Nations’ shins under the table for impersonating Donn*
Get back on hiatus where you came from where, no doubt, you are secretly harbouring leather daddies.
p.s. You are all quite disturbed.
ReplyDeleteI point in particular to Garfer who asks, "Is poutine knittable?"
tits in the work place?
ReplyDeletetits in space?
*wanders off, chuckling to himself about muppets*
Chesticles, breasticles, hooters and boobs ... that's what I want for "other," to hell with you noobs.
ReplyDeleteI want Beefcake crafts, please
ReplyDeleteCrocheted penis cozies, pom pom testicle decor perhaps.
Maybe more about allotments... yep, that 'll do it!
ReplyDeleteMJ - actually have to vote for myself, you will see why if you go to my latest post. Prepares for booze.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: We continue to tally the results as they pour in. In the meantime, it appears we have another newcomer…
ReplyDeleteFENG: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Chesticles, breasticles, hooters and boobs
Are you trying to impress Mistress MJ with your extensive vocabulary?
I am with Beast on this one. There seems to form a line of "Traditionalists". Other "Other" could include cooking and stain removing (Yogurth?).
ReplyDelete"Are you trying to impress Mistress MJ with your extensive vocabulary?"
ReplyDeleteI am nothing if not a cunning linguist.
I know, it's an old joke. I couldn't resist.
Thanks for the welcome.