Saturday, May 02, 2009

Roast Your Weenie

Is it a bright, sunny day in your neck of the woods?

Then why not roast your weenie?...


("Roast My Weenie" weenie roaster available here)



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31 comments:

  1. My weenie would rather be in some warm buns!

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  2. EROS: My weenie would rather be in some warm buns!

    Did you hear that, people?

    Volunteers?



    SAVANNAH: dammit...second.

    Surrender to the Texan.

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  3. The guy in the "chain" apron seems to have the warm buns situation well in hand.

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  4. Ahem.... I will volunteer... Having seen his belly, chest and legs, I am sure the rest is pretty darn nice too. ;-)

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  5. Did you knit those aprons yourself ???

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  6. I seem to recall a pic of a certain someone next to a rather large weenie, MJ. It'd be very appropriate to share it, if one is brave enough.

    Oh hello Beast, you fat cunt.

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  7. Which song is star-apron man going to start serenading chain-apron man with?

    "You're the ream in my coffee..' comes to mind - whatever it looks romantic

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  8. I was going to ask for the knitting patterns for the aprons but someone beat me to it... so I will offer some buns for Mr Swings to squeeze instead.
    Sx

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  9. Yes, I too offer to help our Mr Bingowings out.

    It's the selfless thing to do

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  10. MJ, I don't know if roasting, or indeed spit roasting, has the same meaning in good old Kan-aid-ia, as it does over here in Blighty.

    I imagine you've been spit roasted a few times.

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  11. That chain link apron fucking rules! I would wear that proudly. I do like how the 3 star dude ever so gently and lovingly cools his weenie for him. I am quite sure they made love after this shoot, possibly before also.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  12. Wil's right, it looks like such a tender moment between those fitted-nylon-sweater-wearing fellows...

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  13. XL: The guy in the "chain" apron seems to have the warm buns situation well in hand.

    Both hands, perhaps, although it’s hard to tell what the left hand is doing.



    PONITA: Ahem.... I will volunteer... Having seen his belly, chest and legs, I am sure the rest is pretty darn nice too. ;-)

    Did you not see his full frontal shot? (second pic down).

    Try not to pass out from the thrill of it all.

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  14. BEAST: Did you knit those aprons yourself ???

    Don’t try to pretend I knitted those when I have a pic of you knitting them yourself.



    PIGGY: I seem to recall a pic of a certain someone next to a rather large weenie, MJ. It'd be very appropriate to share it, if one is brave enough.

    What did you say? I’m afraid we’re breaking up. There’s a lot of static at my end……..

    Click.

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  15. LULU: Which song is star-apron man going to start serenading chain-apron man with?
    "You're the ream in my coffee..' comes to mind - whatever it looks romantic
    Cream in my coffee dammit


    Reaming usually does lead to creaming, Miss Lulu.



    SCARLET: I was going to ask for the knitting patterns for the aprons but someone beat me to it... so I will offer some buns for Mr Swings to squeeze instead.

    Catch Eros while you can as I believe he’s about to set off for Greece.



    CYBERPOOF: Yes, I too offer to help our Mr Bingowings out.
    It's the selfless thing to do


    That’s mighty big of you.

    Is there anyone else here you’d like to assist?

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  16. EMERSON: MJ, I don't know if roasting, or indeed spit roasting, has the same meaning in good old Kan-aid-ia, as it does over here in Blighty.
    I imagine you've been spit roasted a few times.


    Do I look like a multi-tasker?



    WIL: That chain link apron fucking rules! I would wear that proudly. I do like how the 3 star dude ever so gently and lovingly cools his weenie for him. I am quite sure they made love after this shoot, possibly before also.

    Tone it down, would you?

    We’re not on the set of a porn film, you know.

    Congratulations, Wil! You are now an Official Infomaniac Bitch!

    Details on rules, regulations and responsibilities to follow.



    LEAH: Wil's right, it looks like such a tender moment between those fitted-nylon-sweater-wearing fellows...

    Please don’t encourage the new kid.

    He’s cocky enough without the ladies egging him on.

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  17. Yes... that is what I was referring to! Love that shot with the FGES.... Very sexy Texan... *slurp*

    *carefully wipes blog*

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  18. being a vegetarian, my weinie roast will be tofu dogs.

    Kinda takes the fun out of it.

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  19. Grilled tofu isn't that bad...but it certainly robs one of a certain meaty texture...

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  20. BOXER & LEAH: There's nothing like a piece of meat.

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  21. Why does 3 Starboy have the oven mitt on the wooden handle and his bare hand on the supposedly hot metal portion?

    Where the hell was the continuity controller on this shoot?

    Honestly!

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  22. "MJ said... What did you say? I’m afraid we’re breaking up. There’s a lot of static at my end……..

    Click.
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    Never mind. I have a copy of it that I can post.

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  23. DONN, er, HAPPY: Why does 3 Starboy have the oven mitt on the wooden handle and his bare hand on the supposedly hot metal portion?
    Where the hell was the continuity controller on this shoot?
    Honestly!


    Well spotted!

    Surely, like the song says, he’s “feelin’ hot hot hot!”

    Good to see you, by the way.

    We feared you had succumbed to the Mexican MANFLU.




    PIGGY: Never mind. I have a copy of it that I can post.

    Bugger off.

    Unless you want me to post your flabby old arse again.

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  24. NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  25. I just love a man in an apron!

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  26. Caption:

    You've blown the weenie long enough; put it between my buns before all the juices come out!

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  27. What's wrong with carbon capture?

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  28. BEAST:NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    What was the question?

    Or was that a reaction to seeing Piggy’s arse?




    JASON: I just love a man in an apron!

    You’re just waiting for a man to tie one on!




    UBERMOUTH: LOVE it!

    Weenie lover.




    EROS: Caption: You've blown the weenie long enough; put it between my buns before all the juices come out!

    You smutty thing, you!

    I’ve a mind to turn you over my knee for that remark!




    GARFY: What's wrong with carbon capture?

    When did you become Al Gore?

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