KNUDSEN: My cock does deserve respect everyday! I shall eat some chicken and be grateful, maybe I'll choke the chicken too. 2nd! and as I had sexual innuendos I claim first on a technicality.
Your cock’l do.
BOXER: I bought tofu chicken today. Does that make me a true fan? I like 'em so much, I don't eat them.
Eros, will you share with me? I love KFC! Oh! You're leaving on your trip soon, aren't you???
I love chicken(s) too. They are very tasty, especially when brown and crispy and seasoned just right.
I actually make damn good fried chicken. Will have to do that one of these days. It's been a while. I always handle the chicken with tender loving care... don't want to bruise them.
Champion is a Japanese who is able to stay for more then nine hours on the tower of power. That pales Knudsen's four hour erection! Chicks are allowed too ...
Looks like that chicken is a supporter of Liverpool Football Club or Manchester United. It's just asking to be vindalood. So he (sorry she) does not deserve my respect.
As I am up with the cock every morning I am too tired to make double entendres about plump breasts , juicy thighs and the importance of a good stuffing.
SCARLET: I'll respect all cock today! But only today...
Whatever you say, hen.
MAGO: Screw them chicks. Today is "Masturbathon" in San Francisco.
We refrained from reporting on the Masturbathon because everyday is masturbation day for Infomaniac readers.
KAZ: Looks like that chicken is a supporter of Liverpool Football Club or Manchester United. It's just asking to be vindalood. So he (sorry she) does not deserve my respect.
Vindalood…teehee.
We’re assuming you want it to change into its Everton jersey but then Geoff would come along with his West Ham colours and be put off.
There is no pleasing you football fans.
BEAST: As I am up with the cock every morning I am too tired to make double entendres about plump breasts , juicy thighs and the importance of a good stuffing.
Beast has a woody. Teeheehee.
MAXI: All the cock and chicken choking jokes have been made already. I have nothing further to add. Penis.
1st!
ReplyDeleteMay the 4th be with you!
My cock does deserve respect everyday!
ReplyDeleteI shall eat some chicken and be grateful, maybe I'll choke the chicken too.
2nd! and as I had sexual innuendos I claim first on a technicality.
3rd.
ReplyDeleteand I'm happy with that.
I bought tofu chicken today. Does that make me a true fan? I like 'em so much, I don't eat them.
ReplyDeleteXL: 1st!
ReplyDeleteMay the 4th be with you!
Knudsen is crying fowl over your victory.
KNUDSEN: My cock does deserve respect everyday!
I shall eat some chicken and be grateful, maybe I'll choke the chicken too.
2nd! and as I had sexual innuendos I claim first on a technicality.
Your cock’l do.
BOXER: I bought tofu chicken today. Does that make me a true fan? I like 'em so much, I don't eat them.
I like cock and eat it.
Does that make me a bad person?
It's the green way to cook your chicken: The solar powered chicken roaster! Stylish and portable, delicious chicken slow roasted to juicy perfection!
ReplyDeleteI shall honor all the fallen chicken tomorrow by ordering a bucket of KFC's new grilled chicken.
EROS: Pamela Anderson will tell you to cluck off.
ReplyDeleteEros, will you share with me? I love KFC! Oh! You're leaving on your trip soon, aren't you???
ReplyDeleteI love chicken(s) too. They are very tasty, especially when brown and crispy and seasoned just right.
I actually make damn good fried chicken. Will have to do that one of these days. It's been a while. I always handle the chicken with tender loving care... don't want to bruise them.
And why is that chicken wearing a jacket???
ReplyDeletePonita: So it won't get bird flu...
ReplyDeleteCyberPete: Won't do much for swine flu, though, will it?
ReplyDeleteMoorhuhn never dies.
ReplyDeletehttp://www2.einfach-spielen.de/shop/moorhuhn_com/index_mh_games.php
The original is the Moorhuhn Hunt.
Your cock’l do.!!!!
ReplyDelete.
I'll respect all cock today! But only today...
Sx
Screw them chicks. Today is "Masturbathon" in San Francisco. Last year's event is reported here:
ReplyDeletehttp://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/2008/05/sunday_dispatch_masturbateatho.php
Champion is a Japanese who is able to stay for more then nine hours on the tower of power. That pales Knudsen's four hour erection! Chicks are allowed too ...
Looks like that chicken is a supporter of Liverpool Football Club or Manchester United.
ReplyDeleteIt's just asking to be vindalood.
So he (sorry she) does not deserve my respect.
As I am up with the cock every morning I am too tired to make double entendres about plump breasts , juicy thighs and the importance of a good stuffing.
ReplyDeleteAll the cock and chicken choking jokes have been made already. I have nothing further to add.
ReplyDeletePenis.
PONITA & CYBERPETE: Carry on as if I am not here.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Moorhuhn never dies.
I was unaware that chickens spoke German.
This changes everything.
SCARLET: I'll respect all cock today! But only today...
Whatever you say, hen.
MAGO: Screw them chicks. Today is "Masturbathon" in San Francisco.
We refrained from reporting on the Masturbathon because everyday is masturbation day for Infomaniac readers.
KAZ: Looks like that chicken is a supporter of Liverpool Football Club or Manchester United.
It's just asking to be vindalood.
So he (sorry she) does not deserve my respect.
Vindalood…teehee.
We’re assuming you want it to change into its Everton jersey but then Geoff would come along with his West Ham colours and be put off.
There is no pleasing you football fans.
BEAST: As I am up with the cock every morning I am too tired to make double entendres about plump breasts , juicy thighs and the importance of a good stuffing.
Beast has a woody. Teeheehee.
MAXI: All the cock and chicken choking jokes have been made already. I have nothing further to add.
Penis.
This is a posting about respect for poultry.
Not some tawdry penis pun fest.
Never mind the fucking chickens - what about a respect for piggies day?
ReplyDeletePIGGY: Never mind the fucking chickens - what about a respect for piggies day?
ReplyDeleteI’m afraid swine are getting no respect these days.
We advise wearing a chicken costume and keeping a low profile until this flu hysteria passes.
Be careful zipping up your cock. That's Dangerous !
ReplyDeleteHEFF: Be careful zipping up your cock. That's Dangerous !
ReplyDeleteHa!
Thankfully, there is help.
Ponita: it's one less flu to worry about I suppose..
ReplyDeleteMJ: I had coq au vin for lunch today.
Weird.
what a fowl idea........
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: I had coq au vin for lunch today.
ReplyDeleteCoq is part of a healthy diet.
TONY: what a fowl idea........
Feeling plucky?
Mutton dressed up as lamb!
ReplyDeleteAbsolument
ReplyDeleteHow about a chick hunt?
ReplyDeleteSx
Yep, taken me all day to think of that.
I respect cluckers boiled, poached, and fried.
ReplyDeleteThat is a bondage chicken, which I suspect you keep as a pet.
in honour of this special day, i will be more respectful of the chicken i am about to toss onto a red hot grill. i marinated it this time.
ReplyDeleteI googled "chicken euthanasia." I did not like what I found.
ReplyDeleteUBERMOUTH: Good barnyard analogy!
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: ooo…look who’s gone all Francais on us.
SCARLET: Time well spent.
GARFY: Bondage chicken?
You present a most unflattering portrait of Mistress MJ’s practices, you teacake-loving troublemaker.
KEVIN: Ah, but will the chicken respect YOU in the morning?
XL: Do not feel you have to share everything with us.
What about the cocks that wear yellow vests?
ReplyDeleteISTVANSKI: I won't answer until you put down that kebab knife.
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