BITCHES: Can you people not keep your big gobs shut for one day?
*gathers up bottles and quickly whisks out of the room for the rest of the day*
*stumbles over new guy*
Oh dear, where are my manners?
MIKEY: Welcome to Infomaniac! Mistress MJ is in the same time zone as you are but she employs trickery and fiddles with the time/date thingy. I’m looking at your avatar and wondering… are you on the receiving end of a blowjob?
*arranges for demented villager to throw empties at Garfer, inserts toe of boot up Beast's big arse, distracts Old Knudsen with a photo of the lovely Susan Boyle, removes paperbag from Mago's head to use as discreet covering to conceal liquor bottles, asks Wil not to shit on my blog and gazes at amazement of the size of Mikey's "appendage" that I tripped over*
*ignores the rest of you (especially the ones who suggested it's "that time of the month") and flounces off to prepare Filthy Friday*
I have nothing to say other than: Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteI enjoy commenting at my peril.
ReplyDeleteCake?
ReplyDeleteSx
fourth? well I can hardly believe it.....!
ReplyDeleteThat time of the month again?
ReplyDeleteIt is a well-known fact that Siamese cats suffer from separation anxiety...
ReplyDeleteIt's still Wednesday in CA... So, I'm assuming you're still working.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to say you're awesome and I love your blog.
I assume you are having your monthly troubles, if not you are a SLACKER
ReplyDeleteTeee-hee!
Fair enough, I'll bugger off til next Friday.
ReplyDeleteYou don't scare me, I shall comment and comment again.
ReplyDeleteSee?
ReplyDeleteI fear no one!
AH HA HA !
Sorry.
ReplyDeleteSo - why are you drinking Vimto?
ReplyDeleteYou need something stronger.
**hands MJ a vodka and says have a great day off**
ReplyDelete**wonders if MJ actually drinks Vodka, sees that I gave you the good Vodka, and takes it back.**
ReplyDeletebut, still have a great day off!
*quietly leaves a fresh bottle of the good stuff and walks away*
ReplyDeletexoxox
*has second thoughts about leaving only one bottle*
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Can you people not keep your big gobs shut for one day?
ReplyDelete*gathers up bottles and quickly whisks out of the room for the rest of the day*
*stumbles over new guy*
Oh dear, where are my manners?
MIKEY: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Mistress MJ is in the same time zone as you are but she employs trickery and fiddles with the time/date thingy. I’m looking at your avatar and wondering… are you on the receiving end of a blowjob?
Hai MJ!!
ReplyDeleteare you on the blob?
I was on the blob the other day and ran out of tampons. I used a curtain instead.
no i'm kidding I just used kitchen towel till I could get to shops
Hugs
xx
Why can't you just fuck with us today and SKIP Filthy Friday, lol !
ReplyDeleteEEEWWW.... that one guy got love on yer blog comment box... that'll take days to clean up...
ReplyDelete*meanders off in search of a cheap beer, not before throwing a flaming uterus at mj*
Shit. I wish.
ReplyDeleteOh! And, no worries... It wouldn't be the first time a woman has stumbled over me while cleaning up the morning after a party.
ReplyDeletePah! Watcha gonna do, chuck your empties at me from 9000 miles away?
ReplyDeleteI'm big 'n' brave like Yogi bear me.
Yay first!
ReplyDeleteNot really I just yet again wanted to point out the pointlessness of such a comment.
ReplyDeleteYou take more days off than US President.
Hmm, I shut up and stay in that corner with the paperbag over my head ...
ReplyDeleteHA I knew the old bat couldnt keep quite for the whole day !
ReplyDeleteMoons MJ
( ! )
Well I guess I'll just have to come back tomorrow, and shit
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
BITCHES: I'm back.
ReplyDelete*arranges for demented villager to throw empties at Garfer, inserts toe of boot up Beast's big arse, distracts Old Knudsen with a photo of the lovely Susan Boyle, removes paperbag from Mago's head to use as discreet covering to conceal liquor bottles, asks Wil not to shit on my blog and gazes at amazement of the size of Mikey's "appendage" that I tripped over*
*ignores the rest of you (especially the ones who suggested it's "that time of the month") and flounces off to prepare Filthy Friday*
That was just an empty bottle of Jack... I hide them in my pants to impress guys.
ReplyDeleteSorry for the confusion.
MIKEY: As you can see, I don't bother concealing my bottle.
ReplyDelete