I've not commented for a while, but why do I have the urge to say something about K-Tel on this one MJ? And I wonder why he's wearing sunglasses during this "procedure"
Ah well - spring is here in the north country and I'm happy. Glad you and the Infomaniac crew all seem to be as well.
Mother Goose presents Illustrated Nursery Rhymes for Adults and English as a Second Language Students.
You put your left hand in You put your left hand out You put your left hand in And you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about!
CARNALIS: it can't be doing much for him either as there is no sigh of an erect member. (i know, i know, i was sick enough to come back for a second look)
He needs to take advice from Old Knudsen, “Lord of the painful 4-hour erection”
She is looking for her Van Cleef and Arpels' bracelet...She knows she left it somewhere... It's that emerald and diamonds one that she got in Champs Elisées... It must be here.... She have looked everywhere...
MAIDY: Oh god!!!! My fuhking eyes!!!! *goes to douse them with bleach* WTF, MJ?!?!?
It’s obvious you’ve been away too long if a little fisting is making you queezy.
FABULASTIC: She is looking for her Van Cleef and Arpels' bracelet...She knows she left it somewhere... It's that emerald and diamonds one that she got in Champs Elisées... It must be here.... She have looked everywhere...
I’d say she’s more Walmart than Van Cleef & Arpels.
MANUEL: and she looks so regular......oh my.... I'm back btw.....just in case you missed me......
While you were gone, I looked at your photo every day.
LARRY: mj, i'm stunned! words fail me...
Well you’d better have an acceptance speech prepared because you, Missy, are now an Official Infomaniac Bitch!
T-BIRD: I agree, Manuel. It's disturbing - they could be anyone's parentals... and wholesome!
She's found the ring to match her jewelry!
ReplyDeleteThe secret of a long and happy marriage?
ReplyDeleteFinally Kapitano got his will. Sort of.
That's so sweet!
ReplyDelete"having my hand up my husbands arse is the most natural thing in the world, now smile for the camera dear"
Maybe it's the annual prostata-examination ... youknow, everybody these days has to economise ...
ReplyDeleteThats why I visit Infomaniac . Wholesome family values.
ReplyDeleteTee hee at all of you.
ReplyDeleteYou're all such dirty boys.
I hope this young lady is wearing her 'Love Mitten' Miss MJ
ReplyDeleteBEAST: You mean the one you stuffed the turkey with at Cafe C?
ReplyDeleteI've not commented for a while, but why do I have the urge to say something about K-Tel on this one MJ? And I wonder why he's wearing sunglasses during this "procedure"
ReplyDeleteAh well - spring is here in the north country and I'm happy. Glad you and the Infomaniac crew all seem to be as well.
NWT: Speaking of dirty boys, I'm tempted to turn you over my knee.
ReplyDeleteWhere have you been, you naughty big northerner?
Did I miss caribou season again?
And I wonder why he's wearing sunglasses during this "procedure"
He's looking through the world with rose coloured glasses.
NWT: That should be "looking AT the world".
ReplyDeletePerhaps Mistress MJ has had enough to drink for one evening.
wifey doesn't look overwhelmed with passion and desire .. surely that doesn't come under 'household duties'??
ReplyDeleteWell I discovered the word 'proctologist' here at Infomaniac. I had to wait a few years for the picture.
ReplyDelete*Wince*
ReplyDeleteTurquoise lingerie - never a good look.
Sx
Isn't she the sandwhich lady who makes those world famous sloppy Joe's?
ReplyDeleteBloody 'ell. She's wearing him like Sooty.
ReplyDeleteMummy, have you found my action man yet?
ReplyDeletewell, at least he isn't wearing black sox, sugar! ;) xox
ReplyDeleteG-20 Summit attendees seek solution to global economic crisis.
ReplyDeleteWhen you've seen one ventriliquist, you've seen them all.
ReplyDeleteCan she drink a glass of water without moving her lips?
CARNALIS: wifey doesn't look overwhelmed with passion and desire .. surely that doesn't come under 'household duties'??
ReplyDeleteIsn’t it part of the marriage vows?
To love, honour, and prostrate yourself for a prostate exam?
KAZ: Well I discovered the word 'proctologist' here at Infomaniac. I had to wait a few years for the picture.
We take pride in presenting this illustrated dictionary version of Infomaniac to you.
Is there anything else you’d like defined?
SCARLET: *Wince*
Turquoise lingerie - never a good look.
She obviously shops at those downgrade knicker emporiums that Mrs P was going on about.
UBERMOUTH: Isn't she the sandwhich lady who makes those world famous sloppy Joe's?
I’ll pass on her quarter pounder with special sauce.
EMERSON: Bloody 'ell. She's wearing him like Sooty.
ReplyDeleteI had to Google ‘Sooty’.
We miss so much here in The Colonies.
By the way, we still haven’t had our newcomers talk but I haven’t forgotten.
KNUDSEN: Mummy, have you found my action man yet?
I told you never to call me Mummy in front of the other bloggers.
SAVANNAH: well, at least he isn't wearing black sox, sugar! ;) xox
And for that let us count our blessings!
Who can forget the Joy of Sox?
XL: G-20 Summit attendees seek solution to global economic crisis.
They all have their heads up their arses.
MAXI: When you've seen one ventriliquist, you've seen them all.
Can she drink a glass of water without moving her lips?
Ha! By the way, is this the act you were referring to when you said that Jelly finally said “yes”?
If he's a lucky bastard, she'll find some horseshoes in there.
ReplyDelete"I KNEW i put those car keys SOMEWHERE ! "
ReplyDeletePONITA: If he's a lucky bastard, she'll find some horseshoes in there.
ReplyDeleteOr an ace in the hole!
HEFF: "I KNEW i put those car keys SOMEWHERE ! "
Now you can find paradise by the dashboard light.
Umm owww!! I dunno I'm all for the kinky stuff but thats a bit too much, I dunno what I'd do if himself ever asked me to do that!
ReplyDeleteJELLY: Umm owww!! I dunno I'm all for the kinky stuff but thats a bit too much, I dunno what I'd do if himself ever asked me to do that!
ReplyDeleteThankfully, Himself is preoocupied with the Foot Vagina.
yeah, I gotta stop coming here on Fridays JUST as I'm settling in with my bagel.
ReplyDeleteHappy Filthy Friday!!!
Mother Goose presents Illustrated Nursery Rhymes for Adults and English as a Second Language Students.
ReplyDeleteYou put your left hand in
You put your left hand out
You put your left hand in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!
Little Jackie Horner
ReplyDeleteSat in the corner
She stuck in her thumb
And Pulled out a plum...
...and something that resembled last night's burrito.
I know. Ewwww! I just had to go there.
I want to see what the guy holding the camera is doing/wearing - judging by the look on those faces it's probably pretty funny
ReplyDeleteBOXER: yeah, I gotta stop coming here on Fridays JUST as I'm settling in with my bagel.
ReplyDeleteBut we’re offering up the blue plate special….on a platter!
EROS & RANDOM: Kudos to you both as Miss Savannah has informed us at her place that it’s National Poetry Month!
LULU: I want to see what the guy holding the camera is doing/wearing - judging by the look on those faces it's probably pretty funny
They shouldn’t have given their kids a camera.
If she tries really hard , she could grab the blighter by the tonsils , give it a good yank and turn him inside out
ReplyDeleteBEAST: If she tries really hard , she could grab the blighter by the tonsils , give it a good yank and turn him inside out
ReplyDeleteI see that year at medical school wasn’t wasted on you, Beastums.
Speaking of the G20 summit this post sums it up nicely. You are getting way too political.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: Wait'll I start in on religion.
ReplyDeleteCome on, let's fist again
ReplyDeleteLike we did last summer
GEOFF: Yeah, were gonna be so neat
ReplyDeleteFist to the eurobeat
Yeah, were gonna be so cool
Fisting by the pool
it can't be doing much for him either as there is no sigh of an erect member.
ReplyDelete(i know, i know, i was sick enough to come back for a second look)
Me too Carnalis.
ReplyDeleteCARNALIS: it can't be doing much for him either as there is no sigh of an erect member.
ReplyDelete(i know, i know, i was sick enough to come back for a second look)
He needs to take advice from Old Knudsen, “Lord of the painful 4-hour erection”
BOXER: Me too Carnalis.
I have my concerns about both of you.
Thank you so much.
ReplyDeleteWords can't express exactly how grateful I feel.
I like the way she's put on her necklace and dangliest earrings and had her hair done for the photographer.
But why is he wearing shades? Are they to make him look cool like a porno superstud? Or...are they a cunning disguise?
I too came back for another look. It's all in the details...
ReplyDeleteKAPI: I like the way she's put on her necklace and dangliest earrings and had her hair done for the photographer.
ReplyDeleteAdmit it.
You’d do the same.
But why is he wearing shades? Are they to make him look cool like a porno superstud? Or...are they a cunning disguise?
This is a cunning disguise.
LEAH: I too came back for another look. It's all in the details...
From you I’d expect coming back for sloppy seconds.
Oh god!!!! My fuhking eyes!!!!
ReplyDelete*goes to douse them with bleach*
WTF, MJ?!?!?
She is looking for her Van Cleef and Arpels' bracelet...She knows she left it somewhere... It's that emerald and diamonds one that she got in Champs Elisées... It must be here.... She have looked everywhere...
ReplyDeleteand she looks so regular......oh my....
ReplyDeleteI'm back btw.....just in case you missed me......
mj, i'm stunned! words fail me...
ReplyDeleteI agree, Manuel. It's disturbing - they could be anyone's parentals... and wholesome!
ReplyDeleteMAIDY: Oh god!!!! My fuhking eyes!!!!
ReplyDelete*goes to douse them with bleach*
WTF, MJ?!?!?
It’s obvious you’ve been away too long if a little fisting is making you queezy.
FABULASTIC: She is looking for her Van Cleef and Arpels' bracelet...She knows she left it somewhere... It's that emerald and diamonds one that she got in Champs Elisées... It must be here.... She have looked everywhere...
I’d say she’s more Walmart than Van Cleef & Arpels.
MANUEL: and she looks so regular......oh my....
I'm back btw.....just in case you missed me......
While you were gone, I looked at your photo every day.
LARRY: mj, i'm stunned! words fail me...
Well you’d better have an acceptance speech prepared because you, Missy, are now an Official Infomaniac Bitch!
T-BIRD: I agree, Manuel. It's disturbing - they could be anyone's parentals... and wholesome!
And I bet they’re Pentecostals!
i'm so happy to be an infomaniac bitch!!!
ReplyDeleteu think he does yoga? - just look at the flexibility
ReplyDeleteCARNALIS: when you are this old, do you even retain a "member"????
what the?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteon the day bed in the spare room? why not in their own room... what will the guests think?
Ah! My love and his foot vagina!
ReplyDeleteLARRY: i'm so happy to be an infomaniac bitch!!!
ReplyDeleteWait until you find out what your responsibilities are.
SEA: when you are this old, do you even retain a "member"????
Old Knudsen is “Lord of the painful 4-hour erection”.
VOICES: on the day bed in the spare room? why not in their own room... what will the guests think?
Looks like a typical Friday night at the Voices household.
JELLY: Ah! My love and his foot vagina!
You gotta get Maxi a foot vagina for his birthday.
"Found it. Now we're even for the time you fished my ring out of the toilet. Next time, your boyfriend retrieves his own ring."
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