MJ if you don't know who Noel Edmonds is you should - he is a squeaky clean bearded freak who has been on British TV for 20 years without anyone having a clue who watches his inane drivel.
Mr.SSSSlithers was a dedicated Science Teacher who is shown here demonstrating the mechanics of the Hemipene to his no doubt wide-eyed Grade 3 students at Our Lady Of Perpetual Sorrows Elementary School.
The bi-lobed reproductive organs found in most male reptiles are usually hidden and inverted in the tail until as Mr SSSSSlithers said, "they are get'n biz-zay."
Unfortunately he chose to do this during the first class of the day and by noon he was fired for teaching Evolution.
It wasn't a total loss however because the old Gym teacher, Father Fitzpatrick, did ask him for his home phone number.
SEA: erm, no dear, that couldn't possibly be a big, fleshy dildo crammed up his bunghole.... it's just a bit of photoshopping to astound the innocents...
I think it’s real, all right.
On the other hand, could it be one of Beast’s bananas?
LEAH: So, what's that stack of paper in the background? Porn? Or academic journals for his sociology dissertation? I for one would like to know.
RANDOM: I'm sorry but that ensemble HAS to go...pantyhose are soooo 80s!
Then you would have been horrified to see him peel off legwarmers before he got to this stage.
I fully expected the cast of ‘Flashdance’ to show up!
PONITA: I think he is wearing stockings under the pantyhose! Look closely... you can kinda see the garters on the top of his thighs. What the hell was he thinking? Layering for the cold weather?
Clearly he is from Winnipeg.
CYBERPOOF: But Ponita WHY would you look that closely?
Clearly MJ has had a bad influence on you. Your delicate innocent eyes have become astonishly hardcore.
Ponita has exhibited a steady decline since arriving on Infomaniac.
She is skiing that slippery slope and about to crash into a tree.
Or into that dildo.
Whichever is sticking out the furthest on her path.
EMMA: So that's what Noel Edmonds is up to these days!
MJ if you don't know who Noel Edmonds is you should - he is a squeaky clean bearded freak who has been on British TV for 20 years without anyone having a clue who watches his inane drivel.
Thanks for enlightening me.
British television is so much more sophisticated than the fare here in The Colonies.
I Googled Noel Edmonds and was particularly fascinated by this tidbit of information…
“He has claimed that he is constantly followed by two "spiritual energy" orbs, which appear over his shoulders and which he believes to be the spirits of his dead parents. Edmonds further claims that the orbs are the size of melons and only appear on digital photographs.”
DONN: Mr.SSSSlithers was a dedicated Science Teacher who is shown here demonstrating the mechanics of the Hemipene to his no doubt wide-eyed Grade 3 students at Our Lady Of Perpetual Sorrows Elementary School.
The bi-lobed reproductive organs found in most male reptiles are usually hidden and inverted in the tail until as Mr SSSSSlithers said, "they are get'n biz-zay."
Unfortunately he chose to do this during the first class of the day and by noon he was fired for teaching Evolution.
It wasn't a total loss however because the old Gym teacher, Father Fitzpatrick, did ask him for his home phone number.
I believe that woman all over the world would rejoice if men had a back-up penis that they could whip out after the bell rang at the end of round one.
first, first, first....
ReplyDeletedude, those stockings are totally the wrong shade for your skin tone... not to mention that anemic dildo. Uh, "What Not to Wear" perhaps????
SEA: Fashion Friday meets Filthy Friday.
ReplyDeletePretty in pink?? NOT!
ReplyDeleteAnd technically speaking, I am second, cuz MJ doesn't count on her own blog.
Is that a violation of panty hose etiquette?
ReplyDeleteit's a violation in so many ways... particularly against my eyes...
ReplyDeleteis that what that is stickin outta his butt, sugar? a dildo? but i gotta ask...why the panty hose?
ReplyDeleteerm, no dear, that couldn't possibly be a big, fleshy dildo crammed up his bunghole.... it's just a bit of photoshopping to astound the innocents...
ReplyDeleteSo, what's that stack of paper in the background? Porn? Or academic journals for his sociology dissertation? I for one would like to know.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but that ensemble HAS to go...pantyhose are soooo 80s!
ReplyDeleteI think he is wearing stockings under the pantyhose! Look closely... you can kinda see the garters on the top of his thighs.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell was he thinking? Layering for the cold weather?
But Ponita WHY would you look that closely?
ReplyDeleteClearly MJ has had a bad influence on you. Your delicate innocent eyes have become astonishly hardcore.
Bless.
I think that it's Beast.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
Oh, sorry, thought that it was another Teenage Angst photo.
*Looks closer and wishes he hadn't*
A fart would definitely cause a run.
ReplyDeleteA lady keeps her legs crossed!
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is the chest a little uneven?
A fart would definitely cause a run. and Is it just me or is the chest a little uneven?
ReplyDeletetoo funny!!! xoxox
Well you have to live up to that content warning somehow.
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ReplyDeleteIt always happens, doesn't it. You get all ready for a photograph, and then it turns out you blinked.
ReplyDeleteI told him to look up at the camera and smile, Kappy. Whaddya gonna do.
ReplyDeleteIs he sitting on the loo?
ReplyDeleteAsleep?
What if his wife comes home unexpectedly?
So that's what Noel Edmonds is up to these days!
ReplyDeleteMJ if you don't know who Noel Edmonds is you should - he is a squeaky clean bearded freak who has been on British TV for 20 years without anyone having a clue who watches his inane drivel.
Mr.SSSSlithers was a dedicated Science Teacher who is shown here demonstrating the mechanics of the Hemipene to his no doubt wide-eyed Grade 3 students at Our Lady Of Perpetual Sorrows Elementary School.
ReplyDeleteThe bi-lobed reproductive organs found in most male reptiles are usually hidden and inverted in the tail until as Mr SSSSSlithers said, "they are get'n biz-zay."
Unfortunately he chose to do this during the first class of the day and by noon he was fired for teaching Evolution.
It wasn't a total loss however because the old Gym teacher, Father Fitzpatrick, did ask him for his home phone number.
PONITA: And technically speaking, I am second, cuz MJ doesn't count on her own blog.
ReplyDeleteOfficially, that is correct.
I’ve often wanted to post the first comment just to throw people off their game.
Cruel, I know, but terribly amusing to moi.
XL: Is that a violation of panty hose etiquette?
Interesting that you’re reading a column entitled, “Reflections on a Transsexual’s Journey”.
Did you learn anything from Pantyhose 101?
SEA: it's a violation in so many ways... particularly against my eyes...
Please refrain from handing out tickets like some sort of demented meter maid.
SAVANNAH: is that what that is stickin outta his butt, sugar? a dildo?
ReplyDeletePerhaps Old Knudsen’s tool got stuck in there.
but i gotta ask...why the panty hose?
Haven’t you heard?
Mantyhose is emancipating!
SEA: erm, no dear, that couldn't possibly be a big, fleshy dildo crammed up his bunghole.... it's just a bit of photoshopping to astound the innocents...
I think it’s real, all right.
On the other hand, could it be one of Beast’s bananas?
LEAH: So, what's that stack of paper in the background? Porn? Or academic journals for his sociology dissertation? I for one would like to know.
It’s the script for ‘Men in Tights’.
RANDOM: I'm sorry but that ensemble HAS to go...pantyhose are soooo 80s!
ReplyDeleteThen you would have been horrified to see him peel off legwarmers before he got to this stage.
I fully expected the cast of ‘Flashdance’ to show up!
PONITA: I think he is wearing stockings under the pantyhose! Look closely... you can kinda see the garters on the top of his thighs.
What the hell was he thinking? Layering for the cold weather?
Clearly he is from Winnipeg.
CYBERPOOF: But Ponita WHY would you look that closely?
Clearly MJ has had a bad influence on you. Your delicate innocent eyes have become astonishly hardcore.
Ponita has exhibited a steady decline since arriving on Infomaniac.
She is skiing that slippery slope and about to crash into a tree.
Or into that dildo.
Whichever is sticking out the furthest on her path.
FAMULUS: I think that it's Beast.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
Oh, sorry, thought that it was another Teenage Angst photo.
*Looks closer and wishes he hadn't*
Beast is slightly younger and would have had a banana or decorative fruit basket stuck up there.
JOE: A fart would definitely cause a run.
What did you say about a runny fart? Ewww.
EROS: A lady keeps her legs crossed!
That’s what my mother drummed into my head and look how I turned out!
Is it just me or is the chest a little uneven?
They say that “One in 20 women has one breast bigger than the other – it is just as common as having one foot bigger than the other. ”
SAVANNAH: Infomaniac’s readers are born comedians.
ReplyDeleteKAZ: Well you have to live up to that content warning somehow.
You can’t imagine the pressure.
Is it any wonder I drink?
KAPI: It always happens, doesn't it. You get all ready for a photograph, and then it turns out you blinked.
Ha! They can Photoshop red eye but they still can’t fix you if you blink.
NATIONS: I told him to look up at the camera and smile, Kappy. Whaddya gonna do.
You’re supposed to tell him to say CHEESE!
*rolls giant wheel of Oka cheese from Quebec toward Whatcom County*
IVD: What if his wife comes home unexpectedly?
Like that time when you were out on a date with a married man and…
Oh excuse me. I’ve confused you with Kapi.
EMMA: So that's what Noel Edmonds is up to these days!
ReplyDeleteMJ if you don't know who Noel Edmonds is you should - he is a squeaky clean bearded freak who has been on British TV for 20 years without anyone having a clue who watches his inane drivel.
Thanks for enlightening me.
British television is so much more sophisticated than the fare here in The Colonies.
I Googled Noel Edmonds and was particularly fascinated by this tidbit of information…
“He has claimed that he is constantly followed by two "spiritual energy" orbs, which appear over his shoulders and which he believes to be the spirits of his dead parents. Edmonds further claims that the orbs are the size of melons and only appear on digital photographs.”
DONN: Mr.SSSSlithers was a dedicated Science Teacher who is shown here demonstrating the mechanics of the Hemipene to his no doubt wide-eyed Grade 3 students at Our Lady Of Perpetual Sorrows Elementary School.
ReplyDeleteThe bi-lobed reproductive organs found in most male reptiles are usually hidden and inverted in the tail until as Mr SSSSSlithers said, "they are get'n biz-zay."
Unfortunately he chose to do this during the first class of the day and by noon he was fired for teaching Evolution.
It wasn't a total loss however because the old Gym teacher, Father Fitzpatrick, did ask him for his home phone number.
I believe that woman all over the world would rejoice if men had a back-up penis that they could whip out after the bell rang at the end of round one.
We really haven’t evolved all that much, have we?
Where in the HELL do you find this shit ? Wait - don't answer that.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he just sneaks the tights back in his wifes draw
ReplyDeleteHEFF: Where in the HELL do you find this shit ? Wait - don't answer that.
ReplyDeleteRighty-o.
BEAST: I wonder if he just sneaks the tights back in his wifes draw
They all do it on the sly.
Not all men are as up front and proud about it as you are, you know.
I applaud your bold attitude.
He could be a poster boy for'If you don't work at your marriage and end up on the market again- this is your prime beef cake.'
ReplyDeleteUBERMOUTH: Oh come on. We’ve all done worse than him.
ReplyDeleteIs that a weiner stuck in the wrong place?
ReplyDeleteThats no Noel Edmonds its John Peel, no wonder hes dead if those are the things he passed in his stool.
ReplyDeleteYou know, that's an unfortunate juxtaposition of this pix and the one below...
ReplyDeleteBOXER: Is that a weiner stuck in the wrong place?
ReplyDeleteYou gotta better place for it?
KNUDSEN: Thats no Noel Edmonds its John Peel, no wonder hes dead if those are the things he passed in his stool.
Not just corn kernels and dead babies like your stool.
XL: You know, that's an unfortunate juxtaposition of this pix and the one below...
Ponita looks pleased though, doesn’t she?
... looks like sausage.
ReplyDeletewhy Oh why would you want to take a photo of that??
This is wrong so wrong on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteCARNALIS: I’m having sausage pasta for dinner.
ReplyDeletePerhaps I’ll reconsider.
RICH: This is wrong so wrong on so many levels.
May I remind you that you’re the one who begged for Filthy Fridays.
Ok, the ring is on his right hand, not the left.
ReplyDeleteAnd, OMG, I have that same glass thermometer - my MIL bought it for me. Now I have to wonder where she's been hanging out.
HOODCHICK: A ring on the right hand could mean he's an Eastern European.
ReplyDeleteMany cultures wear the wedding wing on their right hand.
You'd best find out where that thermometer has been.