Since it's still Saturday here, I am still f'ing smutting.
I was afraid the request for houseboy play was too forward, thanks for smacking me back into place. I will accept whatever humble task you may have, because really, you posted a naked guy on a billiards table just when I got rid of that goody-goody Teri Polo pic.
Good morning peps. Since Satan is out of action for a while, I thought that I'd see if I could take his place for a while. You know, be a stand in, see how it went... However, this isn't going as I'd hoped and now I've got a few things to explain to the big red bugger on his return to active duty. Damn.
Okay, them puppets were singing about Jesus breaking Satan's back and knocking out Satan's teeth...I think they must've read a Quentin Tarantino film script and not the Bible.
And what the hell is the blond puppet? A girl? A boy? Both!?! Well, it is a pirate ship, so he/she better watch his booty before the Xian pirate plunders it!
"Blow up" was not the best movie but I like the last scene when he goes into the park and some people play a ball game with an invisible ball. It gets kicked out of the field and they expect him to get the ball. After a moment of doubt he turns and gets the ball and throws it back.
Let me gently press the soles of your marvelous feet.
Man those puppets swear..I counted about 33 Jezuzes! They must be trying to make Jezuz a little edgier like Mickey Rourke so that they can go after the lucrative youth market.
I also heard that if you play it backwards there is a hidden Satanic message!
If my diagnosis is right (a mild case of horny hotness) you should consider penis vulgaris as a remedy. Surely no cure-it-all, but worth a thought. The attached fatty meat is called "man" and can generally be ignored. There's always the risk of side effects, but if you care for the full armour of god, it can be minimized. Use to your delight, don't overdose, and get rid of in time.
The Lord Moves In Mysterious ways! Am I REALLY first...........Hey!
ReplyDeleteYay! Second!
ReplyDeleteI think I passed out from horrification. That is the most gawd awful video I have EVER seen!
Is there an extended version available?
ReplyDeleteTypical pictorial laziness.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to take your leglessness serioouslessly.
Since it's still Saturday here, I am still f'ing smutting.
ReplyDeleteI was afraid the request for houseboy play was too forward, thanks for smacking me back into place. I will accept whatever humble task you may have, because really, you posted a naked guy on a billiards table just when I got rid of that goody-goody Teri Polo pic.
Good morning peps. Since Satan is out of action for a while, I thought that I'd see if I could take his place for a while. You know, be a stand in, see how it went... However, this isn't going as I'd hoped and now I've got a few things to explain to the big red bugger on his return to active duty. Damn.
ReplyDeleteThank god the video is no longer available!
ReplyDeleteErm, I didn't think you could be a Knudsen bitch if you posted youtube videos.
The country group looks hysterical. I'm almost tempted to see if I can find their music.
What did I miss?
ReplyDeleteSx
i saw smut-free and just had to look...i didn't believe it at first...
ReplyDeleteSo who wheels him round and wipes his arse?
ReplyDeleteThat would be the Christian thing to do.
BITCHES: I shall return in a few hours to respond to your individual comments but in the meantime, "HA!" at Geoff.
ReplyDeleteCyberPoof, the video works fine for me. Try this link if you can't play it from my blog.
If there is still a problem, perhaps it was only meant to be viewed by Canadian sinners as Ponita was able to watch it too.
Nope - it doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteThey've finally caught up on you mj.
Don't worry I can provide an excellent character reference.
Kaz . Your lucky!
ReplyDeleteGod is obviously on your side
TONY: The Lord Moves In Mysterious ways!
ReplyDeleteFor you to be first, it MUST be true!
PONITA: When you’ve revived, would you mind testing the video again?
It seems these other bitches weren’t able to play it.
Perhaps you broke it from pressing “play” over and over.
I would have thought that one viewing was enough.
MAGO: The extended version is 27 minutes long.
Long enough for you to give me a foot massage as you listen.
GARFY: Do you have quibbles with our style?
ReplyDeleteSeems you weren’t here on the day we gave our Changes at Infomaniac lecture.
It is required reading for all Infomaniac Bitches so get over there NOW.
HOODCHICK: Is that a rye and coke in your avatar?
It’s a Canadian classic, dontcha know.
You can start by mixing me one of those.
FAMMY: Don’t tell me …
The Devil made you do it.
CYBERPOOF: Knudsen Nation 13thRULE: Everytime you post a MeMe or a YouTube punch yerself in the head.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ has acted accordingly and her head is still smarting.
SCARLET: What did I miss?
Beast will reenact it for you using sock puppets.
Should he not be able to find sock puppets, he’ll use his posing pouches.
DAISY: i saw smut-free and just had to look...i didn't believe it at first...
There has to be one day of the week where you filthy bitches repent.
GEOFF: So who wheels him round and wipes his arse? That would be the Christian thing to do.
ReplyDeleteHe uses Piggy’s sleeve.
KAZ: What a shame.
It’s sinners like you who would benefit most from a viewing.
BEAST: Who asked YOU?
Get back to your sick bed.
mj i don't repent anymore...or wait is that regret? Okay i don't do either because i am bitch of the mistress mj and i don't fucking have to! :)
ReplyDeleteStill won't work for me, nor the link... looks like I've got to watch the sock puppet re-enactment...
ReplyDeleteSx
DAISY: You spend enough time down on your knees as it is, Miss Daisy.
ReplyDeleteWhat's happened to your avatar?
Did you have it sent out for cleaning?
SCARLET: Did you know that Beast stuffs his posing pouch with socks?
I feel oddly.... clean after reading this post.
ReplyDelete**rubs eyes and rechecks that's it's MJ's Blog**
Ouch!
ReplyDeleteIt says the video is no longer available. But don't worry, I don't mind missing out.
It's probably not a very pleasant video.
I've a suspicion that those "Country Church" folks are polygamists.
ReplyDeleteBOXER: If cleanliness is an odd feeling for you, read some back issues of Filthy Friday.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Since you’re unable to watch it, perhaps you’d like to see some cakes instead?
XL: Three husbands to one woman?
Them’s good odds.
mj...long story about the avatar but sufficed to say i shall only post my real likeness on my blog where it is safe...
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately for me, I've already seen that particular hideousity.
ReplyDeleteThe video is working well.
ReplyDeleteRubbin' on and on ...
DAISY: Well get yourself a new avatar.
ReplyDeleteA stand-in if need be.
CYBERPOOF: Watch it again.
You might have missed something the first time.
MAGO: So the video works in Canada and Franconia but not the rest of the world.
As for the rubbing, you could at least pretend to be enjoying yourself.
I enjoyed your tender feat, Mistress.
ReplyDeleteEnough minnedienst.
Now I am off to work.
I managed to stop yer YouTube some what you ex Knudsen bitch, my reach only goes so far (14 inches) Satan maybe doon but Lucifer is fully erect!
ReplyDeleteWow. That almost makes me thankful that I am going deaf.
ReplyDeleteI don't think there was more to it than meets the eye.
ReplyDeleteI promise as your friend I will watch it if you make your very own cakefart video.
MAGO: More minnedienst, meine kleine Kartoffelklöße.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: Er, um, I was just testing you to see if you were paying attention.
Yeah. That’s it!
This was just a test.
It won’t happen again…(for the rest of this week).
MAIDY: Where the hell have YOU been?
Do you even have a blog anymore?
CYBERPOOF: How can you be sure it’s not me in that video?
i'm 34th? how the fuck did that happen? why am i never first???? how does everyone always beat me! *glaring at tony* xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: And I'd like to know what Tony was doing up so late.
ReplyDeleteOkay, them puppets were singing about Jesus breaking Satan's back and knocking out Satan's teeth...I think they must've read a Quentin Tarantino film script and not the Bible.
ReplyDeleteAnd what the hell is the blond puppet? A girl? A boy? Both!?! Well, it is a pirate ship, so he/she better watch his booty before the Xian pirate plunders it!
"Blow up" was not the best movie but I like the last scene when he goes into the park and some people play a ball game with an invisible ball. It gets kicked out of the field and they expect him to get the ball. After a moment of doubt he turns and gets the ball and throws it back.
ReplyDeleteLet me gently press the soles of your marvelous feet.
EROS: So we’ve established that the video works in the Bible Belt too.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Du machst mich so glücklich!
Man those puppets swear..I counted about 33 Jezuzes! They must be trying to make Jezuz a little edgier like Mickey Rourke so that they can go after the lucrative youth market.
ReplyDeleteI also heard that if you play it backwards there is a hidden Satanic message!
I don't fall for this - you only want my recipes! Or worse my prescriptions ...
ReplyDeleteDONN: I also heard that if you play it backwards there is a hidden Satanic message!
ReplyDeleteThat was back when Robert Plant was the lead singer for the Christian Pirate Puppets and they did Stairway to Heaven.
Oh, my-diddly-eye! How their reputation was sullied.
MAGO: What do you prescribe, Herr Doktor?
If my diagnosis is right (a mild case of horny hotness) you should consider penis vulgaris as a remedy. Surely no cure-it-all, but worth a thought. The attached fatty meat is called "man" and can generally be ignored. There's always the risk of side effects, but if you care for the full armour of god, it can be minimized. Use to your delight, don't overdose, and get rid of in time.
ReplyDeleteHERR DOKTOR MAGO: That's a big pill to swallow.
ReplyDelete