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A peek at ‘the week that was’ with a handful of Infomaniac’s readers.




Before we get started, let’s send out birthday hugs and kisses today to our Tickers in Wales…



He’s not ghey, he’s just a little bit poofy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TICKERS!



Speaking of poofiness, HARDHOUSE is back on the dancefloor!

And he’s single!



It’s been TWO YEARS since we’ve heard from Hardhouse so let’s break out the bubbly!



Now moving along to the week that was…

As you recall, last week we examined the contents of Beast’s MANBAG and Mr. Frobisher’s MANBAG.

MANBAG MANIA continues this week as we peek inside the bags of SCARLET and FAMULUS.


Miss Scarlet’s handbag…



Highlights include spare knickers and a vat o’ Vaseline.



Famulus’ MANBAG…



Current buns and assorted detritus. How does it all fit into that tiny sac?



TONY:

TONY relives his acid trip.





SAVANNAH:

SAVANNAH’s finally moved into her southern plantation house.

Note that MY MISSING HOUSEBOYS have jumped ship from the clutches of the evil CyberPoof and are now at Miss Savannah’s beck and call…





BEAST:

BEAST gives us his watered-down version of my Saintly Sunday...






Both EROSWINGS and CYBERPETE handed out Lemonade Awards of which Mistress MJ was a recipient.



I did not claim my award, however, as I refused to share it with BEAST.

Well, it’s hardly a special award if they hand it out to just anyone, is it?

However, I did show up at the After Party with my entourage of (ex)houseboys …



And later, on top of George Clooney…



And speaking of Eroswings, thanks to Eros I learned how to make words blink like this and you can too if you scroll down to the bottom of this post.



OLD KNUDSEN:

OLD KNUDSEN ponders which celebrity will be the next to die.





MANUEL:

MANUEL has given up fags.

Beware.






And finally…


NEW CUNT OF THE WEEK


This week’s New Cunt of the Week is a bona fide Canuck.

All the way from Winnipeg, Manitoba, it’s PONYGIRL!...


If this photo looks blurry, you've had too much to drink


MJ: Why the name “Ponygirl”?

PONYGIRL: I am a Ponygirl of the Equine Kind, not the Submissive Kind.... which I had to find out when I googled my own blog name one day. Much to my horror (and curiosity), I discovered why there is a lot of traffic to my blog but no one seems to stick around and read anything! Go figure... I've got whips and spurs, but have yet to use them on another human bean.

MJ: So you’re saying you’re not this type of Ponygirl?...



PONYGIRL: Certainly not!

MJ: Occupation?

PONYGIRL: I am a nurse.



Nurse Ponygirl administers a little TLC to Eros, who has come down with a nasty case of the MANFLU.


MJ: So you’re an animal lover?

PONYGIRL: I have lots of four-legged friends whom I tend to spend way too much money on. At the moment, I am living with a dog who is 100 lbs of muscle and chicken feathers, an old cat who tends to bite those he does not know but is getting senile so tends to forget he doesn't know you, and a young cat who has a propensity for eating things she shouldn't and cleaning the heating ducts in my house. I also have a 6 1/2 year old horse who is a total pocket pony but with good manners and the sweetest face - gotta love those big brown eyes. (He does not live with me, but would gladly come in the house if given half the chance!) Every single one of these animals has cost me well over $1000 in vet bills at one point or another (that is EACH one, not all together....).

MJ: Personality traits?

PONYGIRL: I am not shy, can be pretty raunchy at times and have been known to make grown men blush (which is actually lots of fun!). But I am also a very compassionate, caring person (hence the nursing thing and the animal issues) who loves to laugh and play and have fun. I have a good brain in my head and thoroughly enjoying picking the brains of others, if they are willing to share their thoughts and theories with me.

There ain't nothing that I have seen, heard, touched or smelled that can truly gross me out.

MJ: Obviously you’ve never seen Beast’s bare bottom….



PONYGIRL:I can, however, gross a lot of other people out with pretty vivid descriptions of things I have seen at work. LOL!

I get totally freaked by spiders, though... and the bigger they are, the faster I run. Other bugs are not an issue.

MJ: How long have you been blogging?

PONYGIRL: I have been blogging for a little over six months and probably spend way too much time in front of the computer... just like everyone else here, so I guess I am either in good company or we are all pretty delusional.... take your pick.

MJ: I’d say you’re delusional.







Note: New posting on Wednesday. Make the most of this one in the meantime.