Oh alright, I'll go under the mistletoe with you, but it's probably best to shave our moustaches off first. What with all the polyester we're both wearing and your nylon carpet we'd be in danger of getting electric shocks.
As a certified wildlife biologist - I should warn you that garfer's suggestion could be somewhat hazardous! However, this is not something that I'd know from professional experience, but I've just heard things, ya know?!
In northern Canada, you have to watch where you put your tongue in middle of winter - metal and moose are both not good ideas, but for quite different reasons as I'm sure readers of this educational and intellectual blog can no doubt appreciate.
Ew
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas though
Merry Christmas MJ .May all your bells jingle.
ReplyDeleteTony X
That's the best sight I've seen this week .. and I thought I was a red blooded hetero.
ReplyDeleteBestest Christmas to you mj and may you continue to shock and entertain in 2008.X
Merry Christmas.
ReplyDeleteFucked if I'm kissing your cameltoe under the mistletoe.
Those puddings need some brandy butter.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, MJ.
That pic is curiously arousing! I am curiously aroused.
ReplyDeleteHow curious.
Merry Christmas MJ and to everyone else who is shtoopid enough to keep coming back to this depraved pit of filth!
A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS MJ! XX
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Merry Christmas to EW too.
ReplyDeleteTONY: Ting-a-ling!
Merry Christmas to you in Hebden Bridge.
KAZ: You are just one vodka away from losing your hetero tag.
Bestest Christmas to you too, Mancunian mama.
CONNIE: You don’t know what you’re missing.
Happy Christmas to you and the missus. I suppose her mouth is too full of cock to visit here herself.
GEOFF: Or fanny batter.
Merry Christmas, ya big Kent.
SMUNTY: Speaking of shtoopid, look who’s come along after you!
SID: Triple X to you, Oirish cunt.
Nollaig Shona Duit.
BITCHES: I'm getting ready to leave for work.
ReplyDeleteI'll come by several hours from now to read your blogs.
Merry Christmas!
Oh alright, I'll go under the mistletoe with you, but it's probably best to shave our moustaches off first. What with all the polyester we're both wearing and your nylon carpet we'd be in danger of getting electric shocks.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas MJ.
The very merriest of Christmases to you, dear MJ. I hope Santa is very good to you this year.
ReplyDeleteHugs and kisses!
Merry Crimbo, cunt.
ReplyDeleteand that's said with love.
Freudenjauchzenhüpfenkicken for all!
ReplyDeleteBetty, how shocking! We want those types of Xmas pics, but I do believe MJ recently considered going Brazilian in the gift box dept.
ReplyDeleteMerry Xmas, MJ! What wonderful ornaments you have!
Enjoy cunnilingus with a moose. I believe it's a must at Christmas round your parts.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas MJ.
BETTY: We could don festive matching merkins and hit the exotic dance circuit as a team.
ReplyDeleteThere must be a niche for our act somewhere out there.
MAIDY: I’m feelin’ the love.
Merry Crimbo, American Psycho Bitch From Hell.
RIMMER: I’ll give you a Freudenjauchzenhüpfenkicken, all right.
Froehliche Weihnachten!
EROSWINGS: Regarding the waxing, nice to see that somebody’s paying attention.
The woman in the pic is just standing in for me with her ornaments but thanks just the same.
And Happy Christmas to you!
GARFY: You foreigners do enjoy our quaint Colonial customs, don’t you?
It looks like fellow Canuck Homo Escapeons beat me to the moose though.
A Very Merry Christmas to you MJ!
ReplyDeleteAs a certified wildlife biologist - I should warn you that garfer's suggestion could be somewhat hazardous! However, this is not something that I'd know from professional experience, but I've just heard things, ya know?!
In northern Canada, you have to watch where you put your tongue in middle of winter - metal and moose are both not good ideas, but for quite different reasons as I'm sure readers of this educational and intellectual blog can no doubt appreciate.
Merry Christmas to all :-)
NWT: As a certified wildlife biologist, are you the brains behind Hinterland Who's Who? Or do you just play the flute on the vignettes?
ReplyDeleteIt's a Canadian rite of passage to lick a metal pole in winter and your tongue get stuck. We've all done it, haven't we?
Merry Christmas and unlike me, glad to see you're having a white one, not a wet one.
I don't kiss things with discharge.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: I'm not licking the hard sauce from your Christmas pud either so we're even.
ReplyDeleteIs that an air freshener in the box?Merry Crimbo cunt xoxo
ReplyDeleteGEO: You really are a filthy cunt but since you're Maidy's, I'll forgive you for that comment.
ReplyDeleteMerry Crimbo to you and your family.
Filthy bugger.
Nollaig faoi shéan is faoi mhaise duit
ReplyDeleteBOCK: Go raibh míle maith agat.
ReplyDeleteAnd all the best to you.
Happy Get-Drunk-and-Dance-Nekkid-Under-The-Mistletoe-While-Singing-Falalalalaaaaaaaaa Day!
ReplyDeleteNow, off to drink much needed booze. Are the kids sleep yet?!
Happy Hanukkah MJ. Even though it was early this year so we missed it.
ReplyDeleteAnd an inexplicable, old, cunty, smunty, pissed off, mildly perilous, bulletproof, corrielicious new year.
Ho Ho Ho.
(Three prostitutes in a santa's grotto)
AWA: I’m sure I speak for everyone here when I say we’d like to see you dance nekkid under the mistletoe.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas, Mississippi Queen!
KAPI: Hanukkah Schmanukkah.
I can’t keep track of who celebrates what and when around here!
But I’m with you on the inexplicable, old, cunty, smunty, pissed off, mildly perilous, bulletproof, corrielicious new year. Brilliant!
Merry Christmas MJ.
ReplyDeleteLuv the nostalgic nod..you sentimental thang...
a beautiful sight,
we're happy tonight,
_____ing in a winter wonderland.
Mwuah!
xxx ooo
What do you mean one at a time? Your gaping gash is big enough for all of us to get at once!
ReplyDeleteNot that we would, of course.
Well, I certainly wouldn't.
Merry Christmas, MJ - I mean Bah! Humbug!
Nearly forgot myself for a moment...
Merry Crimbo, Canuck Cunts!
ReplyDeleteHE: ___ing? Thanks a lot for leaving me all the work to do by filling in the blank.
ReplyDeleteI hope you’re enjoying your Christmas in WinterPeg.
IVD: Gaping gash?
If this weren’t Christmas, I’d slap you.
PIGGY & TAZZY: Merry Crimbo, Yorkshire Poofs!
BITCHES: Thank you one and all for your warm holiday wishes.