I have joined the Knudsen Nation. See my entry here.
In helping with creating the world and designing weemen's tits God gave Old Knudsen, Knudsen Nation which contains the most fair of all the people, well the most deluded at least… One day the spaceship from Bitorian shall cum and beam us up and we shall be immortal.
-- Old Knudsen
Sounds like fun!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you found your calling
Poor old knudsen
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ReplyDeleteWAAAAAAAAAAAA
*snif*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
oh wait, i bailed.
never mind.
*waits until MJ's back is turned, follows whiff of pee northward with a gleam in her eye*
I've put my name on the dotted as well....if only to watch you three wrestling in tan stockings and 1950s-style undies. Man's gotta have a hobby - hang on, I think I'm going hands-free!
ReplyDeleteCYBERPETE: I thought you and IVD were out on a date with Johnny Hazzard's johnson.
ReplyDeleteFN: He's waiting for the nipple clamps.
PITHER: *briskly snaps a garter on Pither's fingers*
I wish....
ReplyDeleteSounds all a bit crazy if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPETE: Don't deny it.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: Who asked you?
Oops. I got a bit mixed up and ended up in the back of the General Lee with Bo Duke. I knew Hazzard was involved somewhere...
ReplyDeleteIVD: Were you wearing your Daisy Dukes?
ReplyDeleteOr the Elf Shorts?
*laughs*
ReplyDeleteIVD wearing the shorts??
*laughs again*
SID: IVD being able to figure out how to post the pic of himself in The Shorts on his blog?
ReplyDelete*laughs harder*
oh yeah so there I am again
ReplyDeletealone
all by my lonesome
I'll show you. I'll show you all!
ReplyDeleteNot my all, of course...
CYBERPETE: You're never alone when you're with Johnny Hazzard.
ReplyDeleteOr at least the part of him you have with you.
IVD: Come on then, girlie boy.
Show us.
There! Pictures. On my blog. Of The Elf Shorts.
ReplyDeleteThey might be black and white, but that's neither here nor there!
IVD: So I see.
ReplyDeleteBut you actually have to put them ON your body.
But... but they'll leave a rash. And they're all scratchy and stiff. I don't wanna!
ReplyDelete* keels over at the very thought of it *
My application was rejected....
ReplyDeleteSounds all a bit crazy if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteIVD: It'll be the only stiff thing on you.
ReplyDeleteEDDIE: Jealous cunt.
KNUDSEN: Give Waring a lolly to suck on to make him feel better.
Waring failed the drug and IQ test. He couldn't score me any drugs and thought bagpipes was a thing we old men shit into.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: Waring is not worthy of entry into the Knudsen Nation.
ReplyDeleteI don't like the cut of his jib.
And he's a vile panty sniffer.
IN YOUR FACE MJ!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI was accepted into the Knudsen Nation on account of a paternity test. Yes, Knudsen is my Father.....
WARING: So that's what he means by "Me - 50 Years Ago."
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