Let’s begin in the frozen Great White North. That's Canada to you foreigners.
Yes, I speak of WinterPeg, Manitoba. Home of par-tay animals HE and WW...
HE (Homo Escapeons):
Risky business!
With the missus out of town, HE had the house to himself and threw a party in his tighty whities with his best friend/blogger WW.
WW (Snippets From Spaceship Orion):
WW, aka The Aviator, showed off his attractive chick-magnet eyewear.
Separated at Birth?
Napoleon Dynamite and WW
TAZZY AND PIGGY:
Lunar eclipse
For those who missed the eclipse of the moon on Saturday night, I’ve taken the liberty of posting the above pic for you.
FROBI:
Frobi went camel racing in Bradbury Rings, Dorset and encountered a squirrel-eating American woman.
SID:
Stupid Irish Daddy Death Watch.
It seems our SID’s suffered an injury in our weekend war and he’s not sure if he’ll pull through.
Stay tuned.
In the meantime SID, change out of this outfit in case the paramedics come for you…
STEVE:
Dorset mong Stevey has a stalker who’s sending him saucy emails and videos and pics like this one…
Be sure to visit Stevey this week as he pursues a Homo-erotic theme.
And speaking of Steve’s stalker, here she is!…
AWAITING:
Awaiting snapped a pic of showgirl Stevey in Vegas…
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
MAIDY:
PERGnant.
Sick.
Bought Geo a new laptop.
Lesbians.
Repeat again next week.
FIRST NATIONS:
From class to Catholicism.
All this and flying babies at First Nations.
GEOFF:
Ray Carver
Geoff (Contains Mild Peril) causes me to swoon as he presents the “phwooooar factor” of dart players.
Who knew darts players were as sexy as snooker players?
VICUS:
Vicus (Kaliyuga Kronicles) rants about the word “cute.”
“…close to another four letter word that begins with ‘cu’ and for good reason.”
OLD KNUDSEN:
Daniel Radcliffe and his steed
Both Frobi and Knudsen (Old Bitter Balls) gave us full frontal naked Harry Potter.
To quote Knudsen, “the lad is of good quality while soft and excellent foreskin definition.”
EDDIE WARING:
Eddie brings us the breaking news stories that matter as only Eddie can.
Case in point…
A worthless felt-tip drawing done by a 6 year old girl and stolen from the wall of her Kindergarten classroom 2 years ago has been found in Steven Spielbergs private art collection the FBI announced today.
This story and much, much more on Eddie’s Leatherette Beanbag.
TICKERS:
Tickers: putting the heat back in hot pants
Blog Post Title of The Week goes to Tickers for this little gem…
“Teeth Cunt.”
CONVICT:
Convict, who henceforth will be known as “Madam Convict” or “Connie”… take your choice… thinks he can get away with saying I gave one photographer more than he bargained for when he asked for a close up…
*slaps Connie’s nasty bits*
IDV:
IDV (Inexplicable DeVice) gets a life.
I think he’s bluffing.
And finally . . .
WELCOME INFOMANIAC NEWCOMERS KAV AND RICH!
Kav
Welcome Kav of Kav’s Blog!
Kav’s an Irishman living in Scotland and is proof, despite appearances, that not all Irishmen are a pack of feckin’ eejits.
For more of Kav’s lunar eclipse shots, visit his blog.
To get Kav to moon you personally, just send him an email.
Rich
Welcome Rich of Beantown Caffè!
Rich hails from Boston, Massachusetts (aka Beantown.)
With that enormous coffee cup, Rich has cleverly concealed the black eye I gave him.
Without a protective cup though, his gonads didn’t get off as lightly.
I look forward to abusing him.
That fucking pic of my arse has appeared soooo many times now! Arrrrrrrrgh!
ReplyDeleteCunt.
So is it offically open season on Kav and Rich now then?
Yay! First!
Shut the fuck up, cunts.
ReplyDeleteSee, the only way to deal with some people is with a firm lad. Did I say lad? I meant hand.
Cheers for the fucking massive picture of me MJ. Could you not have smallified it a bit? It scared the piss out of me.
PIGGY: Did you notice that the pic has its own tag... "Piggy's arse"?
ReplyDeleteYes, it's officially open season on the new cunts.
And obviously the one below can hold his own...
KAV: "Shut the fuck up, cunts"...
Oooo! Listen to her, will ya!
Of all the pics you sent me, that was the smallest.
If I'd posted that pic of your willy, the others would be jealous.
The pic after that one shows the photographer lying on the floor semi-conscious, head covered in mushroom tattoos where you'd beat him with your schlong.
ReplyDeleteCONNIE: At least i HAVE a decent sized schlong to beat him with.
ReplyDeleteNow all you behave. I have to get some sleep. It's only 3 am here.
ok, don't say you heven't been warned Mj. Abuse?? oh my - what have I done?
ReplyDeleteFirst, welcome newcomers to this fucking sad-ass Canuck cunt's blog. I'm sure you'll find yourselves in therapy within a month.
ReplyDeleteRich? Good, another American. It was getting quite lonely being surrounded by daft Canucks and nicer people from across the pond.
MJ ~ Fuck off, cunt.
Hugs and kisses,
Pergnant American psycho bitch from Hell (aka Maidy)
I've not had any complaints regarding my schlong. Pleny of moaning ...
ReplyDelete*wonders if Maidy can send Dinks in to wake MJ so she's all crabby cos children are great at that*
*realises that MJ is usually crabby anyway and doesn't want harm to come to Dinks*
I've never had such a warm welcome. Not even when I got back from Nam.
ReplyDeleteRICH: What have you done? You were born in the USA. Any Canuck or Brit will confirm that that’s reason enough for the abuse.
ReplyDeleteMAIDY: Where have you been all week? Just because the postings weren’t about you, for a change, you were nowhere to be found around here. Self-centred cunt.
And who made you the Welcome Wagon Lady?
Are you happy that Mama brought you a new playmate (i.e. Rich)?
Now shut up for 5 minutes so the others can comment.
*blows air kiss up Maidy’s skirt
CONNIE: Moaning because it’s over too soon.
KAV: Trust an Irishman to sneak in the back door when I wasn't looking.
ReplyDeleteMAIDY: Leave Dinks out of this 'til she's old enough to have her own blog.
ReplyDeleteAnd please don't agree with anything Connie says. It only encourages him.
I'm sure you've had many an Irishman at your back door!
ReplyDeleteOr so I've heard.
Dirty!
SID: You're alive!
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean I can't help myself to the contents of your liquor cabinet?
Irishmen are known for their rear entry.
Or so I've heard.
Filthy!
Liquor?
ReplyDeleteBack door?
Even
more
filth.
SID: Liquor?
ReplyDeleteSynomym for drunk = well-oiled.
Lubricated.
Filthy
Irish
Bastard.
Me, Kav and Rich, fuck this blog has gone doon hill.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: You, Kav and Rich were the final nails in the coffin.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget that cunt Eddie Waring.
I don't know which was worse...seeing piggy's rear again, or seeing Harry Potter's weeter.
ReplyDeleteAWA:
ReplyDeleteHarry Potter's weeter
Is sweeter.
I am proud to be associated with such fine cunts. I'm trying to juggle my cunting blog with my cunting life right now and I keep dropping the cunting ball on one or the other. Abnormal behaviour will resume shortly.
ReplyDeleteEDDIE: Quit your cunting job, cunt.
ReplyDeleteYou were born to stay home and blog.
Fascinatingly eclectic group, MJ. How did you manage to attract us all?
ReplyDeleteWW: You know that smutty magazine you subscribe to?
ReplyDeleteI put an ad in the back.
And you all responded.
This crew must keep the Internet Monitoring Section of Interpol up to their eyeballs in Nitro Glycerin pills!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fabulous synopsis..
and now I must examine these social deviants first hand.
HE: Only the finest deviants cum here.
ReplyDelete