Last night I received a lovely pome by email from none other than our SID (Stupid Irish Daddy.)
SID: The Poet Laureate of Northern Ireland.
SID: The Bard of Bitch Fights, himself.
MJ & Maidy before reading SID's pome
Blogger Bitches
By SID
Is that a ladder in your tights?
Was often heard on February nights
As Maidy and MJ undressed delights,
For their filthy cat bitch fights
How it started? No-one knows
Canuck and Yank as history goes
Two countries, shite, we all agree
"C'mon! They've started and it’s free!"
The favourite is the pregnant Yank
The other one just likes to wank
The bloggers two, oh filthy pair
"Oh look she's grabbed her by the hair"
A pube is ripped from skin so soft
And held by Maidy's hand aloft
MJ screams ...."you dirty cow"
Stilletto heels are piercing now
Geo snaps, a pic is taken!
A breast slipped out, if I'm not mistaken
Cream and mud is thrown by all
The pervs who often like to call
Teeth and legs and scratches too
You can't get better in the zoo
The felines brace and down once more
As MJ tries for oral score
Their fighting now all through the days
The names, the taunts, the filthy ways
For me a Catholic, it is a sin
So why the fuck can't I join in?
Alas, this fights' for brazen hussies
Tarnished nails and broken gussies
And so we watch these bitches brawl
Dirty cunts yes, you and all!
MJ & Maidy after reading SID’s pome
*wipes away a tear*
ReplyDeleteThat was soooo beautiful.
"As MJ tries for oral score"
*faints*
what an interesting poem.
ReplyDeleteConvict:
ReplyDeleteYes, he is wasted.
Whiskey he’s tasted.
Maidy: Oral score?
Yer a dirty bitch.
Let’s examine these lines from SID’s pome…
“For me a Catholic, it is a sin
So why the fuck can't I join in?”
I suggest we throw him into the mucky mud pit with us. Muck all the guilt out of him. Muck all the Hail Marys and Our Fathers clean out of him.
Pink: Indeed, it is.
Uh, ok.
ReplyDeleteYes, excellent poem.
Tell him to leave poetry to masters and stick to blogging. Yes blogging is for him.
Oh those Irish are a poetic people. I nearly cried, I did.
ReplyDeleteWait that was just gas. Never mind.
Nice shag pile!
ReplyDeleteHes a Pam Ayres alright.
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