Friday, July 28, 2006

Positive Proof of Global Warming

15 comments:

  1. I may be a prude but I find 1990 the least attractive.

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  2. Geoff: Don't leave us hanging on the line. Your choice for the most attractive?

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  3. I quite like 1970. Then again I always feel more comfortable in 70s man pants myself.

    Geoff's Dictionary:-

    Sexy = comfortable.

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  4. Geoff: *flips through Geoff's dictionary for more definitions*
    Are you talking about British pants (which Canadians call underpants)or Canadian pants (which you Brits call trousers?)

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  5. The first pair is quite sexy. Nothing like a woman sporting some really long knickers and nothing else, is what I always say.

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  6. Awaiting: Is that the look men like in Mississippi?

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  7. Underpants. I wouldn't be seen dead in 70s trousers.

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  8. Geoff: The only thing worse than the skin-tight, high-waisted mens' trousers of the 70s is the low-slung baggy trousers of today. From one extreme to the other.

    I'm glad you're comfortable in your 70s man pants.

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  9. I read a thing once where they reckon that whatever you were turned on by when you had your first orgasm, that was with you for life. So what I'm saying is us oldies, we'll never like thongs. I'd go with the 1970s too! Boy, I can't do those old ladies ones at all.

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  10. Tom: So what exactly DID turn you on the first time you um, erm, ...?

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  11. I'm not sure I should go into that right here. But fuck it, I will anyway. She was a 25 year old blonde sunbathing in her black bikini on the lawn next door. I remember thinking, 'God that feels good, I can't believe I don't have to pay for it'.

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  12. Tom: You filthy wanker. But you know what they say... The best things in life are free.

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  13. HE: Well then? What's YOUR story?

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  14. global warming thing - hilarious!

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