The shit actor who plays 'Phil' is a bit of a perv.
And a wife-beater, apparently.
His ex, Lucy Benjamin, has told many tales of his violent mood-swings.
And he was the star of the 'News Of The World' a couple of years ago, after being caught doing a bit of voyeurism from his old beaten up van near the woods.
Watching couples shagging in cars, he was. And he was caught with his knickers down and wanking by a News Of The World reporter.
Frobi: Be thankful for small mercies. But you still have Peggy Mitchell for a mum, don't you?
P&T: I read about his dirty "dogging" escapades in The Sun... same place I find out everything I need to know about what the Brits are up to. When I'm not reading News of the World and The Mirror, that is. Somehow I missed the knickers-down-wanking story so I have to thank you (ouch) for that. What he gets up to is nothing compared to what you two get up to on a Saturday night in the Morrison's parking lot. Pervs.
Phew! well at least I'm not Phil! LEAVE IT 'AAAOUT
ReplyDeleteThe shit actor who plays 'Phil' is a bit of a perv.
ReplyDeleteAnd a wife-beater, apparently.
His ex, Lucy Benjamin, has told many tales of his violent mood-swings.
And he was the star of the 'News Of The World' a couple of years ago, after being caught doing a bit of voyeurism from his old beaten up van near the woods.
Watching couples shagging in cars, he was. And he was caught with his knickers down and wanking by a News Of The World reporter.
Fantastic stuff.
Frobi: Be thankful for small mercies. But you still have Peggy Mitchell for a mum, don't you?
ReplyDeleteP&T: I read about his dirty "dogging" escapades in The Sun... same place I find out everything I need to know about what the Brits are up to. When I'm not reading News of the World and The Mirror, that is. Somehow I missed the knickers-down-wanking story so I have to thank you (ouch) for that. What he gets up to is nothing compared to what you two get up to on a Saturday night in the Morrison's parking lot. Pervs.
The only thing we do in Morrisons car park is mow down the cripples.
ReplyDeleteP&T: And pick up scabby trannies on Saturday nights.
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