corrrrr what a body i deffo would not throw him out of my bed!!!
Midget Arse: You'll have to ask Robbie Williams to scooch over in the bed to make room.
Excuse me, I just need to clean this damp spot off my shorts.What? No no no, it's drool! From the salivationing over the footietottie! What did you think I meant?! Oh honestly.
Kapitano: Perv. Welcome to my hot Italian footie totty club.*throws Kapitano a towel*
Gawd but we have it easy - they used to have to carve Italian boys in marble to immortalise them (but at least they got to see the fruit bowl)!
Phlegmfatale: *laffs and pushes aside the fig leaves*
yee haw! ride 'em, cowgirl!
corrrrr what a body i deffo would not throw him out of my bed!!!
ReplyDeleteMidget Arse: You'll have to ask Robbie Williams to scooch over in the bed to make room.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I just need to clean this damp spot off my shorts.
ReplyDeleteWhat? No no no, it's drool! From the salivationing over the footietottie! What did you think I meant?! Oh honestly.
Kapitano: Perv. Welcome to my hot Italian footie totty club.
ReplyDelete*throws Kapitano a towel*
Gawd but we have it easy - they used to have to carve Italian boys in marble to immortalise them (but at least they got to see the fruit bowl)!
ReplyDeletePhlegmfatale: *laffs and pushes aside the fig leaves*
ReplyDeleteyee haw! ride 'em, cowgirl!
ReplyDelete