tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8820179513607904661..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Hand-Drying HygieneThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67449591112192198962014-10-07T09:10:05.713-04:002014-10-07T09:10:05.713-04:00The Dyson hand-dryer is a wonderful invention but ...The Dyson hand-dryer is a wonderful invention but it still requires clear signage. I once spent 2 hours in a public toilet in Central London (don't ask me what I was doing for the whole 2 hours) but I observed an elderly gentleman use the urinal and then flop out his cock and dry it in the Dyson hand-dryer. I daresay he enjoyed the experience by the smile it put on his face. Disgusting.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985003129636389121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37288824050804430312014-10-02T07:05:26.893-04:002014-10-02T07:05:26.893-04:00Ta, Mitzi!Ta, Mitzi!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24247151553309533702014-10-01T07:46:07.888-04:002014-10-01T07:46:07.888-04:00Mr Potter picks up a Gaytours brochure and tells h...Mr Potter picks up a Gaytours brochure and tells his wife he wants to go abroad this year instead of the usual camping in Devon.<br /><br />Mrs Potter: Oh no no no you wouldn't like that, sleeping in strange beds, eating oily food and ... using all those peculiar toilets *pulls theatrical grimace*<br /><br />hahahaha AHAHAHAHAMitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50073112113838663912014-10-01T06:51:18.539-04:002014-10-01T06:51:18.539-04:00MITZI: The video froze at that crucial moment and ...MITZI: The video froze at that crucial moment and I’m getting ready to head out for the day and evening so I can’t tinker with it! What is her advice?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41174759114697423002014-10-01T05:37:05.645-04:002014-10-01T05:37:05.645-04:00The public toilets I visited in Palma were second ...The public toilets I visited in Palma were second to none. However I have been to some places in Europe where the toilets have been vomit inducing. In a café in Marseille, Carmen returned to the table raving about how beautiful the toilet was, with beautiful green marble tiles with brass taps and fittings with a lovely floral arrangements of freesias and roses, I couldn't get in there quick enough to lay a length of dirty spine, imagine my horror when I opened the door and the stench hit me, it was one of those squat down ones no green marble tiles, but white chipped ones and the grouting looked mysteriously darker near the hole then the surrounding tiles no toilet paper only a hose pipe! Take <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnHO9hGt3Pw" rel="nofollow">Harriet</a> Potter's warning at 1:50 about such matters.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86363216008725175582014-09-30T19:34:36.117-04:002014-09-30T19:34:36.117-04:00HUGGY JON: Eeeeeeeeeek!!!HUGGY JON: Eeeeeeeeeek!!!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50224798935855800782014-09-30T19:04:15.780-04:002014-09-30T19:04:15.780-04:00I touch everything!
I touch everything!<br />Jon DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18098174175428514740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56507531064869374522014-09-30T15:56:26.164-04:002014-09-30T15:56:26.164-04:00JON & MISS SCARLET: Isn’t it nice that the BTA...JON & MISS SCARLET: Isn’t it nice that the BTA map will include opening times for those keen to be first in line at the public toilets?<br /><br />The BTA website even has a section on <a href="http://tinyurl.com/lsg7gyy/" rel="nofollow">Truckers' Toilets</a>…Perhaps we should notify our <a href="http://tinyurl.com/nd6t3vh/" rel="nofollow">Perv of the Day</a>. And let’s put MITZI in charge of this page!<br /><br />And the BTA gives out awards although I’m not sure how I would feel about winning The British Toilet Association’s “The Attendant of the Year Award.” <br /><br />Miss Scarlet, you must get involved in their “Where Can I Go?” campaign.<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69387737764476118962014-09-30T15:54:59.735-04:002014-09-30T15:54:59.735-04:00MITZI: Welcome back!
I understand your dilemma…on...MITZI: Welcome back!<br /><br />I understand your dilemma…one gets tired of gripping the knob for so long. I have an assortment of anti-bacterial potions with me at all times.<br /><br />How were the public loos abroad?<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12439196582796611782014-09-30T15:43:11.341-04:002014-09-30T15:43:11.341-04:00Clearly Mitzi isn't a member, as it doesn'...Clearly Mitzi isn't a member, as it doesn't even mention glory-holes. JxJonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15501010362663971583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84160363655896806762014-09-30T15:17:49.082-04:002014-09-30T15:17:49.082-04:00*splutters*
Damn it.... I used to review public to...*splutters*<br />Damn it.... I used to review public toilets... this is what happens when I stop blogging properly. I bet their reviews aren't as good as mine.<br />* wanders off with skirt tucked in knickers and loo paper stuck on my shoe*<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21856191594810573632014-09-30T15:08:37.993-04:002014-09-30T15:08:37.993-04:00I should subscribe! Apparently:
"Our develop...I should subscribe! Apparently:<br /><br />"Our developing Toilet Map project will greatly enhance the public’s quest for finding a decent clean – open – facility as the map will contain/identify all recorded sites and then give a detailed Information Profile Sheet. This will clearly show all the internal facilities offered along with opening times and adjacent amenities. A Trip Planner and Favourites feature will also allow travellers to plan their journeys and regular stops in advance, visit other amenities en-route and avoid the disappointment of wasted journeys or time consuming detours."<br /><br />Useful stuff!<br /><br />JxJonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15501010362663971583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40001490349065777282014-09-30T13:01:04.132-04:002014-09-30T13:01:04.132-04:00Those Dysons have a right good blow on them don...Those Dysons have a right good blow on them don't they? All thoughts of hygiene goes straight out the window when there is a huge erect penis poking out through a hole from the other side of the partition and is waiting for your attention. I don't wash my hands in public toilets any more, why bother when nearly all public toilets I've been to provide a trickle of cold water, from a push button tap, you have to keep your hand pressed continually on the knob just to get a constant flow which means having to wash your hands one at a time and cold water doesn't kill germs, so instead, I carry a small bottle of Alco gel around with me and in emergencies it makes an excellent lube.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22135193103149283762014-09-30T12:37:59.911-04:002014-09-30T12:37:59.911-04:00spotless dick. it's nouvelle.spotless dick. it's nouvelle.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21875693361999881422014-09-30T12:30:28.886-04:002014-09-30T12:30:28.886-04:00NORMA: Was it this restaurant?NORMA: Was it <a href="http://tinyurl.com/p6tbq2n/" rel="nofollow">this</a> restaurant?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59355235956304261072014-09-30T12:30:06.987-04:002014-09-30T12:30:06.987-04:00MAGO: It looks like he’s wrapped coffee filters ar...MAGO: It looks like he’s wrapped coffee filters around his wrists. How odd.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3732444025613002462014-09-30T12:29:49.047-04:002014-09-30T12:29:49.047-04:00MAGO: Yes, you must be careful when you touch KNOB...MAGO: Yes, you must be careful when you touch KNOBS!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4239555935436480532014-09-30T12:29:23.984-04:002014-09-30T12:29:23.984-04:00MISS SCARLET: Extendable nails provided by The Inf...MISS SCARLET: Extendable nails provided by The Infomaniac House of Beauty.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81820737153970435742014-09-30T12:29:06.477-04:002014-09-30T12:29:06.477-04:00JON: I’m not sure what The British Toilet Associat...JON: I’m not sure what The British Toilet Association would have to say about this.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73306958315093875982014-09-30T12:28:47.803-04:002014-09-30T12:28:47.803-04:00GROUCHY: I don’t remember the last time I touched ...GROUCHY: I don’t remember the last time I touched an escalator handrail or pushed an elevator button with my bare hand.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73508344688964469042014-09-30T12:28:20.223-04:002014-09-30T12:28:20.223-04:00NORMA: No Spotted Dick?NORMA: No Spotted Dick?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61586220727972234332014-09-30T09:26:42.440-04:002014-09-30T09:26:42.440-04:00There is always time for rat-tatouille on rice ......There is always time for rat-tatouille on rice ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84457648628051656672014-09-29T21:14:25.909-04:002014-09-29T21:14:25.909-04:00btw: last time i recall seeing one of these things...btw: last time i recall seeing one of these things was in a filthy chinese restaurant loo. made me chuckle.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87659544518007126932014-09-29T21:13:18.841-04:002014-09-29T21:13:18.841-04:00BTW what strange cuffs does Dyson wear ? From pape...BTW what strange cuffs does Dyson wear ? From paper ? Askew ? I think it is a terrible design, sooner or later someone will pee into it. Sooner.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31052326681956316332014-09-29T20:36:53.502-04:002014-09-29T20:36:53.502-04:00Paper towels. Nothing else. If not available I car...Paper towels. Nothing else. If not available I carry some Tempos or stuff. I hate these rotten blowers. Ugly, inefficent, bleurgh.<br />The endless cloth rolls are still around, some modernised with a sensor - move your hands under it and sometime that silly thing will react or not. The clean and dry section is <i>always</i> too small. Nonsense. <br />I would never stuck my hands into this Dyson device.<br />I want a paper towel for my hands and one for leaving to touch the door knob.<br />A terrible thing are soap dispensers, 8 from 10 do not work properly. Either there comes out nothing or it squirts all over you and one looks like the victim of an autoerotic accident.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com