tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8811690981878262884..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Filthy Friday - Hymenoptera EditionThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79203981874154622682011-04-08T08:21:08.750-04:002011-04-08T08:21:08.750-04:00WALLY: I just woke up from the strangest dream all...<b>WALLY</b>: <i>I just woke up from the strangest dream all about White Anglo Saxon Protestants</i><br /><br />*swats at Wally’s naughty bits with Mitzi’s fly zapper*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60465475609464691252011-04-08T07:58:22.421-04:002011-04-08T07:58:22.421-04:00I just woke up from the strangest dream all about ...I just woke up from the strangest dream all about White Anglo Saxon Protestantsdesigning wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9005666776583004072011-04-08T07:15:57.938-04:002011-04-08T07:15:57.938-04:00SCARLET: That's my sort of Stinger!
Yay!
MIT...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>That's my sort of Stinger!</i><br /><br />Yay!<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>Wasps are the perfect size for swatting with one of these.</i><br /><br />I’m using it on Wally as we speak.<br /><br />AND it’s environmentally friendly!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54276813080207204982011-04-08T05:35:18.110-04:002011-04-08T05:35:18.110-04:00Wasps are the perfect size for swatting with one o...Wasps are the perfect size for swatting with one of <a href="http://www.keanmiles.com/Fly-Zapper.html" rel="nofollow">these</a>.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42508473588121081292011-04-08T04:43:02.497-04:002011-04-08T04:43:02.497-04:00That's my sort of Stinger!
SxThat's my sort of Stinger!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26807730137026968122011-04-08T04:41:06.148-04:002011-04-08T04:41:06.148-04:00SCARLET: no no nononononononononnonononon...
Yeste...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>no no nononononononononnonononon...<br />Yesterday Princess had spiders... and now this....</i><br /><br />Calm yourself, Miss Scarlet.<br /><br />Here…have a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/4ywwnmg/" rel="nofollow">cocktail</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60589107937784530412011-04-08T04:36:56.337-04:002011-04-08T04:36:56.337-04:00no no nononononononononnonononon...
Yesterday Prin...no no nononononononononnonononon...<br />Yesterday Princess had spiders... and now this....<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68801337455058389572011-04-08T04:32:11.777-04:002011-04-08T04:32:11.777-04:00XL: [fluffs pillows]
[notices jar of honey on the ...<b>XL</b>: <i>[fluffs pillows]<br />[notices jar of honey on the night stand]<br />You're our Queen Bee, Mistress MJ!</i><br /><br />Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.<br /><br />Who’s Mistress MJ’s favourite pillow fluffer?<br /><br /><b>KEVIN</b>: <i>i'm feeling all itchy suddenly.</i><br /><br />You know perfectly well what THAT’S from, Kevin.<br /><br /><b>WALLY</b>: <i>Has something to do with the length of the thorax,<br />I'm only saying this because I need more...</i><br /><br />Length of the thorax?<br /><br />Are you saying you need a wasp from one of the countries indicated in green in our previous post?<br /><br /><b>TB</b>: <i>They still look like bees to me. Wasps are long and skinny and project their stinger.</i><br /><br />Sigh.<br /><br /><b>WALLY</b>: <i>TB - you sweet talker, you...<br />projecting their stingers..<br />*say it like Edith Bunker*</i><br /><br />Can a Texan affect a Queens accent?<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>Oh.Good.Lord.<br />OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</i><br /><br />And yet you can take a punch.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I showed an Italian superstar getting attacked by wasps (hornets, yellowcoats, bees or whatevs) on my blog in my last post.<br />She was naked.</i><br /><br />A naked woman…how many of Infomaniac’s readers will be right over for THAT one?<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Bees are shorter in body. And tend to be a bit more fuzzy.<br />These are definitely wasps. I'm not that impressed by this picture, they don't look like they're alive.</i><br /><br />Would you be interested if vodka were involved?<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>What ever they are. I'ts obviously enough to cause shrinkage....<br />or is it the latest option in natural penis enlargement?...<br />Get stung, and wait for the swelling... no silicon required...</i><br /><br />Well, according to the Kama Sutra…<br /><br />First rub your penis with wasp stings<br />and massage it with sweet oil.<br />When it swells, let it dangle for ten nights<br />through a hole in your bed,<br />going to sleep each night on your stomach.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20372051323230214742011-04-08T03:05:46.938-04:002011-04-08T03:05:46.938-04:00What ever they are. I'ts obviously enough to c...What ever they are. I'ts obviously enough to cause shrinkage....<br /> or is it the latest option in natural penis enlargement?...<br /><br />Get stung, and wait for the swelling... no silicon required...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33915718640992222302011-04-08T02:57:46.096-04:002011-04-08T02:57:46.096-04:00Bees are shorter in body. And tend to be a bit mor...Bees are shorter in body. And tend to be a bit more fuzzy.<br /><br />These are definitely wasps. I'm not that impressed by this picture, they don't look like they're alive.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58286872668862033792011-04-08T00:51:46.900-04:002011-04-08T00:51:46.900-04:00I showed an Italian superstar getting attacked by ...I showed an Italian superstar getting attacked by wasps (hornets, yellowcoats, bees or whatevs) on my blog in my last post.<br /><br />She was naked.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69257222947582777772011-04-08T00:01:45.425-04:002011-04-08T00:01:45.425-04:00Oh.Good.Lord.
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh.Good.Lord.<br /><br />OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59552021584495623282011-04-07T22:45:21.270-04:002011-04-07T22:45:21.270-04:00TB - you sweet talker, you...
projecting their sti...TB - you sweet talker, you...<br />projecting their stingers..<br /><br />*say it like Edith Bunker*designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55451981257687091812011-04-07T22:30:02.229-04:002011-04-07T22:30:02.229-04:00They still look like bees to me. Wasps are long a...They still look like bees to me. Wasps are long and skinny and project their stinger.TBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61111016079124980892011-04-07T22:00:38.015-04:002011-04-07T22:00:38.015-04:00Has something to do with the length of the thorax,...Has something to do with the length of the thorax,<br />I'm only saying this because I need more...designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24805661545968230682011-04-07T21:59:28.854-04:002011-04-07T21:59:28.854-04:00i'm feeling all itchy suddenly.i'm feeling all itchy suddenly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69026808549023446322011-04-07T21:57:00.287-04:002011-04-07T21:57:00.287-04:00[fluffs pillows]
[notices jar of honey on the nig...[fluffs pillows]<br /><br />[notices jar of honey on the night stand]<br /><br />You're our Queen Bee, Mistress MJ!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62885726841687723742011-04-07T21:54:17.218-04:002011-04-07T21:54:17.218-04:00XL: They're the Bee's Knees, Mistress!
Th...<b>XL</b>: <i>They're the Bee's Knees, Mistress!</i><br /><br />That’s it.<br /><br />I’m going for a lie-down.<br /><br />Please have this species analyzed with lab results on my desk by the morning.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19486586011254181112011-04-07T21:51:28.950-04:002011-04-07T21:51:28.950-04:00They're the Bee's Knees, Mistress!They're the Bee's Knees, Mistress!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87944885185225584592011-04-07T21:50:14.619-04:002011-04-07T21:50:14.619-04:00WALLY: Actually, Mistress, they are hornets....
&...<b>WALLY</b>: <i> Actually, Mistress, they are hornets....<br />& evidently horney hornets...<br />I don't mean to correct you, but it seems that I am in wanton need of strict discipline.</i><br /><br />Fucking hell.<br /><br />A quick Googling reveals that “The term wasp is a general term that both hornets and yellowjackets are part of. In other words all hornets and yellowjackets are wasps, but not all wasps are hornets or yellowjackets.”<br /><br />IS THERE A SCIENTIST IN THE HOUSE?<br /><br />We need to get this straightened out.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79615527061534378722011-04-07T21:45:35.369-04:002011-04-07T21:45:35.369-04:00OH!
Hai xl, TB & normaOH!<br />Hai xl, TB & normadesigning wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48977911632620160832011-04-07T21:43:38.050-04:002011-04-07T21:43:38.050-04:00Actually, Mistress, they are hornets....
& evi...Actually, Mistress, they are hornets....<br />& evidently horney hornets...<br />I don't mean to correct you, but it seems that I am in wanton need of strict discipline.designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28987546514872399782011-04-07T21:33:06.285-04:002011-04-07T21:33:06.285-04:00NORMADESMOND: i believe that only the
gentile are...<b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>i believe that only the <br />gentile are afflicted by this pest.</i><br /><br />Ha! You won’t need to be vaccinated then at the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/46zpop6/" rel="nofollow">Infomaniac Medical Clinic</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47773377519171977692011-04-07T21:29:02.497-04:002011-04-07T21:29:02.497-04:00i believe that only the
gentile are afflicted by ...i believe that only the <br />gentile are afflicted by this pest.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63791422557952896872011-04-07T21:26:16.711-04:002011-04-07T21:26:16.711-04:00TB: First, Yeah.!
Luckily for you, XL (who is usu...<b>TB</b>: <i>First, Yeah.!</i><br /><br />Luckily for you, XL (who is usually first) was busy making a link which slowed him down long enough for your victory.<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>How the bee stings...</i><br /><br />WASPS!!! Not bees!<br /><br /><b>TB</b>: <i>Certainly they don't think that's a flower.</i><br /><br />Wasps are predatory carnivores and are more likely to feed on other insects than on flowers.<br /><br />You are thinking of bees.<br /><br />WASPS!!! Not bees!<br /><br /><b>WALLY</b>: <i>busy, busy, busy...</i><br /><br />WASPS!!! Not bees!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com