tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8793661004067657178..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Crocs EpidemicThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39952703756139380632009-02-06T00:04:00.000-05:002009-02-06T00:04:00.000-05:00APPRENTICE: Welcome to Infomaniac!Where did you co...APPRENTICE: Welcome to Infomaniac!<BR/><BR/>Where did you come from?<BR/><BR/>EROS & MAGO: Catch you later, bitches. It's cocktail time.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89571855126237893092009-02-05T13:30:00.000-05:002009-02-05T13:30:00.000-05:00I claim Schonzeit!I claim Schonzeit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54314703398696696162009-02-05T10:58:00.000-05:002009-02-05T10:58:00.000-05:00Sasquatch? If that's the only shoes available to ...Sasquatch? If that's the only shoes available to Big Foot, it's no wonder he's too embarrassed to seen in public or only walks around barefoot!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42367871765035438512009-02-05T07:11:00.000-05:002009-02-05T07:11:00.000-05:00They are just shell suits for feet IMHO. What abou...They are just shell suits for feet IMHO. <BR/><BR/>What about an Oval Croc for the President, or A Birthing Croc for every maternity ward?<BR/><BR/>My stylish Spanish friend believes we should burn them all on the basis that excess comfort = lard arseapprenticehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13784785172285984036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83950535930033226392009-02-04T22:58:00.000-05:002009-02-04T22:58:00.000-05:00MAGO: Pay attention to Ms. Nations. She is the anc...MAGO: Pay attention to Ms. Nations. <BR/><BR/>She is the ancestral spirit calling upon Franconian Man. <BR/><BR/>Or something.<BR/><BR/>NATIONS: <I>NOBODY HAS TO DO ANYTHING WITH OR TO MY FEET. <BR/>*puts down bullhorn, looks around cautiously*<BR/>UNLESS THEY ARE NAKED, CARRY A CHAINSAW, AND CAN FLY</I><BR/><BR/>Congratulations! You have just described the great WOOD CHOPPIN’ COPPENS!<BR/><BR/>p.s. A cheque for $57955760480.00 in U.S currency is in the mail to you. How much is that in Canadian loonies and twonies? Yes, I want to bag me a Franconian! AND a Bournmouthian. <BR/><BR/>Do they come with batteries?<BR/><BR/>XL: We’re afraid that isn’t possible. Ms. Nations is her own natural high (puffffffttttttt) force field.<BR/><BR/>Send a cheque for $57955760480.00 in U.S currency to her if you want to learn her secrets.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21142562817670804402009-02-04T22:34:00.000-05:002009-02-04T22:34:00.000-05:00I'll have whatever FirstNations is on!I'll have whatever FirstNations is on!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51328019920618249802009-02-04T22:09:00.000-05:002009-02-04T22:09:00.000-05:00*steps out from behind boscombe pier and looks aro...*steps out from behind boscombe pier and looks around cautiously*<BR/><BR/>NOBODY HERE HAS TO DO ANYTHING TO MY FEET WHATSOEVER. LA LA LA, IM JUST WALKING DOWN THE SHORE HERE BAREFOOT HOLDING A BANANA, LA LA LA<BR/><BR/>*lowers bullhorn, catches sight of beast slouching toward her with a crazed look in his eyes*<BR/><BR/>...$57955760480.00 is all thats standing between you and your first trophy-sized Bournemouthian! wanna find out how to bag your limit the first day out? me and Ted Nugent have gotten together and made an instructional video which<BR/><BR/>*sees mj running towards her brandishing uterus and runs away*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66019456550563144772009-02-04T22:03:00.000-05:002009-02-04T22:03:00.000-05:00NOBODY HAS TO DO ANYTHING WITH OR TO MY FEET. *put...NOBODY HAS TO DO ANYTHING WITH OR TO MY FEET. <BR/>*puts down bullhorn, looks around cautiously*<BR/>UNLESS THEY ARE NAKED, CARRY A CHAINSAW, AND CAN FLY<BR/>*looks around cautiously again*<BR/>ALL NAKED FRANCONIAN PEOPLE WITH FOOT FETISHES CAN<BR/>*mago sneaks out of bushes and is nailed with a size 12 EEE orange croc*<BR/><BR/>.....yes, its true! if you use the proper bait lure you can bag your limit on franconians this season! thats just one of the incredible Franconian secrets I have to offer! want to know more? me and Ted Nugent have made a instructional dvd with all the tricks and tips you'll need to begin bagging Franconians just like the pros do! just send $57955760480.00 in U.S currency to PAUL. BECAUSE 'PAUL' IS A NICE NAME and you could be smacking your first Franconian with an uglyass damn shoe tomorrow!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7729861989161994452009-02-04T20:48:00.000-05:002009-02-04T20:48:00.000-05:00Oh, delicate conversations of the Women of Infoman...Oh, delicate conversations of the Women of Infomaniac, I do not want to disturb.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29413262963541796342009-02-04T20:14:00.000-05:002009-02-04T20:14:00.000-05:00XL: You know, that “easy to hose down” feature co...XL: <I> You know, that “easy to hose down” feature could be quite useful at Chez Infomaniac.</I><BR/><BR/>If only we could have turned a hose on all of you during the “Red Bow Tie” post!<BR/><BR/>MAGO: Bavarian? High German?<BR/><BR/>RANDOM: *slips Mago’s phone number to Random*<BR/><BR/>MANUEL: Thankfully, Mario Batali is a chef, not a waiter.<BR/><BR/>I’ve been thinking of you often.<BR/><BR/>SAVANNAH: A slip of the tongue?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8488044251023054632009-02-04T19:47:00.000-05:002009-02-04T19:47:00.000-05:00i have asked mago for his linguistic assistance, s...i have asked mago for his <I>linguistic</I> assistance, sugar!<BR/>xoxooxsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19570138384367182312009-02-04T19:45:00.000-05:002009-02-04T19:45:00.000-05:00sweet jesus they are hideous.....I cross the stree...sweet jesus they are hideous.....I cross the street to get away from the mouthbreathers that wear them....<BR/><BR/>thank you for your words the other day......all the comments mean a lotManuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50454294574093830582009-02-04T19:44:00.000-05:002009-02-04T19:44:00.000-05:00Did someone say "foot massage?"Did someone say "foot massage?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29050111742545203172009-02-04T19:14:00.000-05:002009-02-04T19:14:00.000-05:00Could be translated with: "Kriegst mich nicht!" Th...Could be translated with: "Kriegst mich nicht!" That's what children shout when playing "Fangen", to catch - ? <BR/>An older version would be "das Pflänzchen Rühr-mich-nicht-an", "g'schamig" in Bavarian.<BR/><BR/>You are back to the pluralis majestatis ... Wasser marsch!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28650728248854862662009-02-04T18:59:00.000-05:002009-02-04T18:59:00.000-05:00You know, that “easy to hose down” feature could b...You know, that “easy to hose down” feature could be quite useful at Chez Infomaniac.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21751658691835607362009-02-04T18:45:00.000-05:002009-02-04T18:45:00.000-05:00MAGO: It’s hard to believe any of these bitches ar...MAGO: It’s hard to believe any of these bitches are playing “hard to get”…what is the term in German, I wonder?<BR/><BR/>But we know they all want the “Mago touch”.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35273977382082255162009-02-04T18:41:00.000-05:002009-02-04T18:41:00.000-05:00None called! Does the word "fixation" ... nah I am...None called! <BR/>Does the word "fixation" ... nah I am no shrink.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32050514456160310052009-02-04T18:37:00.000-05:002009-02-04T18:37:00.000-05:00MAGO: Perhaps I shouldn't have given your phone nu...MAGO: Perhaps I shouldn't have given your phone number to all the Women of Infomaniac.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11609139469306371632009-02-04T18:34:00.000-05:002009-02-04T18:34:00.000-05:00She already made avances ..She already made avances ..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87481588329690972252009-02-04T18:27:00.000-05:002009-02-04T18:27:00.000-05:00SAVANNAH: You and Alan Rickman and Leah should get...SAVANNAH: You and Alan Rickman and Leah should get a room.<BR/><BR/>RANDOM: Don’t mention your pristine feet or Mago will want to massage them.<BR/><BR/>Or is that your cunning plan?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30322689493239465212009-02-04T18:24:00.000-05:002009-02-04T18:24:00.000-05:00These pristine feet of mine have never and shall n...These pristine feet of mine have never and shall never touch the plastic ugliness of a Croc! I HATE THOSE SHOES!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58016940636678981862009-02-04T18:23:00.000-05:002009-02-04T18:23:00.000-05:00ok, i'm cool with not being first...or even 10th.....ok, i'm cool with not being first...or even 10th...i.am.doing.alan.rickman.<BR/><BR/><I>in my mind</I><BR/><BR/>xoxoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17981738713289218902009-02-04T17:51:00.000-05:002009-02-04T17:51:00.000-05:00DONN: Not all of us can doff our clothing as easil...DONN: Not all of us can doff our clothing as easily as the great Wood Choppin’ Coppens.<BR/><BR/>Old Knudsen lost his leg to the <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/au9jww/" REL="nofollow">Great White Panda of the Pennines</A>. <BR/><BR/>My coat is made from the fur.<BR/><BR/>LEAH: Please tell me He doesn’t wear Crocs.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46291268690919388982009-02-04T17:44:00.000-05:002009-02-04T17:44:00.000-05:00MJ: badumbum.God only dies in certain sections of ...MJ: badumbum.<BR/><BR/>God only dies in certain sections of Brooklyn--Canarsie, for instance. And by die I probably just mean he dies a little inside everytime he walks through there...Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21724690315185881582009-02-04T17:40:00.000-05:002009-02-04T17:40:00.000-05:00What a crocsnob!Just because they don't go with yo...What a crocsnob!<BR/><BR/>Just because they don't go with your Whooping Crane Hat, Alligator Gucci Handbag, Panda Jacket, Iberian Lynx Sweater and Hairy Nosed Wombat Mittens...<BR/>that doesn't mean that the rest of us can't enjoy their playful artificial comfort, zany colourfulness, and practical weatherproofnicity?Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.com