tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8788361151907790819..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Old Poofs’ HomeThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45469223589862799912008-05-27T15:23:00.000-04:002008-05-27T15:23:00.000-04:00VOICES: I wanted to say something about that but I...VOICES: I wanted to say something about that but I’ve teased Suzanne enough already.<BR/><BR/>Glad you came along to stir up the pot.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75086012603926289332008-05-27T14:11:00.000-04:002008-05-27T14:11:00.000-04:00um... shes not "too into porn"... so does that mea...um... shes not "too into porn"... so does that mean she likes it a little... or a little porn, or "little" porn... she up and fucked herself on that one... im sure people will be commenting on her page for weeks now, muwhahahahaa...INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12090580997284195242008-05-26T23:41:00.000-04:002008-05-26T23:41:00.000-04:00T-Bird: What will you be celebrating?SUZANNE: Too ...T-Bird: What will you be celebrating?<BR/><BR/>SUZANNE: Too late. I've told everyone to go to your blog and to make themselves at home. You might want to invest in some air freshener.<BR/><BR/>I blame Inner Voices for introducing us.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81214365550646090322008-05-26T22:27:00.000-04:002008-05-26T22:27:00.000-04:00Okay, I.V., not only did you post a great comment ...Okay, I.V., not only did you post a great comment twice (too funny), you spelled butt wrong. It's spelled butt. You can't be taken seriously "as a man," with a typo like that. And no, I NEVER expected to comment here because God forbig anyone follow me back to my blog. DO NOT COME TO MY BLOG!!!! ANY OF YOU. I will delete you!!! But MJ, I had to say, "No, this is not art," it is porn as Cece suggested. I'm not too into porn, but had to read the whole comment page for it's artist quality. As an artist and your friend (yes, I call you my friend), I was respectful and read everything. I detected two artist statements. Unfortunately my head is so saturated with porn I can't recall who wrote them. <BR/><BR/>Okay, until next time!<BR/><BR/>XOSuzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13111045716713716292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28645849525963455552008-05-25T17:27:00.000-04:002008-05-25T17:27:00.000-04:00I'm working on Monday. Which is now. Our long week...I'm working on Monday. Which is now. Our long weekend is coming up in 2 weeks. <BR/><BR/>Bah.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69910438738712249802008-05-25T14:13:00.000-04:002008-05-25T14:13:00.000-04:00VOICES: It seems I'm the only one who'll be workin...VOICES: It seems I'm the only one who'll be working on Monday. You Yanks and the Brits are all on hols. In fact (looks at clock) I have to leave for work NOW. Nothing like working the whole weekend.<BR/><BR/>You'll have some lovely, tasteful pics to enjoy in this posting when you get back onto high-speed.<BR/><BR/>By the way, Piggy and Tazzy think you're a woman.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65232090765484996032008-05-25T14:06:00.000-04:002008-05-25T14:06:00.000-04:00OH GOOD, IT LOOKS LIKE I DOUBLE POSTED... FECK.OH GOOD, IT LOOKS LIKE I DOUBLE POSTED... FECK.INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40926296395241506452008-05-25T14:05:00.001-04:002008-05-25T14:05:00.001-04:00*wakes up from drunken stupor*hi piggy, hi tazzy.....*wakes up from drunken stupor*<BR/><BR/>hi piggy, hi tazzy.. i see cecile and kookaburra, wow! how exciting... lucky for me im on the dial up and have not been subjected to more old man balls and but fucking.... so when i click the link on the piggy an tazzy homepage for dating it brings me here???!!!??? it must be the prelude to something better? have a nice weekend all!INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34047926311524147412008-05-25T14:05:00.000-04:002008-05-25T14:05:00.000-04:00*wakes up from drunken stupor*hi piggy, hi tazzy.....*wakes up from drunken stupor*<BR/><BR/>hi piggy, hi tazzy.. i see cecile and kookaburra, wow! how exciting... lucky for me im on the dial up and have not been subjected to more old man balls and but fucking.... so when i click the link on the piggy an tazzy homepage for dating it brings me here???!!!??? it must be the prelude to something better? have a nice weekend all!INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85929360925161265352008-05-25T07:30:00.000-04:002008-05-25T07:30:00.000-04:00KOOKABURRA: See T-Bird's response.She is "wiise".T...KOOKABURRA: See T-Bird's response.<BR/><BR/>She is "wiise".<BR/><BR/>T-BIRD: Funny how his Wii handset shrunk but his on/off button above it got bigger.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: Funding is possible through the NHS only if you're willing to share a room with Gordon Brown.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8329167019632065692008-05-25T06:26:00.000-04:002008-05-25T06:26:00.000-04:00Why oh Why Cecile is it more often than not , fla...Why oh Why Cecile is it more often than not , flabby old man porn EVERY time.<BR/>Will Piggy and Tazzy be available on the NHS ????BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29998427687164801082008-05-25T06:22:00.000-04:002008-05-25T06:22:00.000-04:00It's his Wii handset. It appears to have shrunk in...It's his Wii handset. It appears to have shrunk in the wash, though...Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61547999628077152782008-05-25T02:47:00.000-04:002008-05-25T02:47:00.000-04:00Very interesting ...Haven't been so confronted sin...Very interesting ...<BR/>Haven't been so confronted since post immediately preceding this one.<BR/>Re: man at computer - is that his joy stick for a gameboy?Kookaburrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02403078681456347278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32608336425417037912008-05-25T00:40:00.000-04:002008-05-25T00:40:00.000-04:00T-BIRD: Sean Bean?You’ll have to fight the Vicar o...T-BIRD: Sean Bean?<BR/><BR/>You’ll have to fight the Vicar of Dibley for him!<BR/><BR/>CECILE: This isn’t porn.<BR/><BR/>It’s art!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7850264660362332142008-05-25T00:03:00.000-04:002008-05-25T00:03:00.000-04:00Shhh, You'll wake the kids. I just had to come s...Shhh, You'll wake the kids. I just had to come see wack job man in front of the computer again before I went off to dream land. Pleasant dreams, my new nasty internet friend, pleasant dreams. <BR/><BR/>Actually, your blog is living proof of a theory I have had for a really long time. People really do secretly like porn. It's just that some of them are too <BR/>em bare assed to admit it. I voiced that theory at work one day, and everyone almost had a heart attack. The looks on their faces said it all to me though. <BR/>Hope you're having fun.Cecehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04782993667905723482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39234532365410930362008-05-24T20:20:00.000-04:002008-05-24T20:20:00.000-04:00God's children, MJ? That fat old guy is an abomina...God's children, MJ? That fat old guy is an abomination from the abyss. My god is eleven foot tall and looks like Sean Bean on steriods. He doesn't celebrate ugly or old. <BR/><BR/>Come to think of it, he doesn't celebrate much other than his own reflection... and donkey shows.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31621663546532543942008-05-24T18:38:00.000-04:002008-05-24T18:38:00.000-04:00GARFY: I'm willing to play the role of the dominat...GARFY: I'm willing to play the role of the dominatrix Mother Superior and flog the residents' bare bottoms with my rosary.<BR/><BR/>Tunnocks Teacakes, anyone?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55507346723038614202008-05-24T17:05:00.000-04:002008-05-24T17:05:00.000-04:00What a crap retirement home. Only what you would e...What a crap retirement home. Only what you would expect in Barnsley, but they could at least have provided a dominatrix Mother Superior and a donkey or three.<BR/><BR/>And some Horlicks.<BR/><BR/>Tsk.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26472895467059224852008-05-24T16:21:00.000-04:002008-05-24T16:21:00.000-04:00FROBI: Nurse Beast will be along shortly.Mind you ...FROBI: Nurse Beast will be along shortly.<BR/><BR/>Mind you don't catch her MANFLU.<BR/><BR/>That smell isn't cabbage.<BR/><BR/>It's Piggy's socks.<BR/><BR/>TONY: You should see IVD's boudoir biscuits.<BR/><BR/>And Piggy's GINGERnuts!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3611713691856838262008-05-24T15:53:00.000-04:002008-05-24T15:53:00.000-04:00IVD’s twee little cakes...! CRUMBS!IVD’s twee little cakes...! CRUMBS!tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7568759601392523862008-05-24T15:25:00.000-04:002008-05-24T15:25:00.000-04:00Sign me up! is it time for my painkilling supposit...Sign me up! is it time for my painkilling suppositories Nurse?<BR/><BR/>Ah, the smell of Deep Heat cream and testosterone - i find it irresistable.<BR/><BR/>*sniffs* what's that? Cabbage?Frobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56364594850714968162008-05-24T15:08:00.000-04:002008-05-24T15:08:00.000-04:00PIGGY: Shut up.I have a set of Fallopian tubes I'm...PIGGY: Shut up.<BR/><BR/>I have a set of Fallopian tubes I'm not using.<BR/><BR/>I could fling those in your face without batting an eyelash.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26581750476035773222008-05-24T15:00:00.000-04:002008-05-24T15:00:00.000-04:00Ewww!The stench must have been awful.If not downri...Ewww!<BR/><BR/>The stench must have been awful.<BR/><BR/>If not downright life-threatening.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12234842968947723752008-05-24T14:59:00.000-04:002008-05-24T14:59:00.000-04:00PIGGY: It's Beast's fault for whinging on and on a...PIGGY: It's Beast's fault for whinging on and on about his MANFLU.<BR/><BR/>I was suffering Satanic Cramps From Hell ... real pain compared to a trifling MANFLU.<BR/><BR/>So I ripped out my uterus and flung it across the room at his head.<BR/><BR/>My flying uterus caught on fire when Nations tossed a bottle rocket through his letterbox.<BR/><BR/>Now you know.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79379174928088693892008-05-24T14:52:00.000-04:002008-05-24T14:52:00.000-04:00Flinging you uterus at him? Is it detachable then...Flinging you uterus at him? Is it detachable then?<BR/><BR/>How very peculiar.<BR/><BR/>Please don't tell us that little bits of your rancid minge juice flicked across his face as you flung?<BR/><BR/>No really. I meant it. Don't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com