tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8725193242150692399..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Choose Your CostumeThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14277639445771117082010-02-27T11:08:49.638-05:002010-02-27T11:08:49.638-05:00Heels please... I like my diamonds in my ears.Heels please... I like my diamonds in my ears.Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08171054999389018364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46199670975021814802010-02-23T09:21:02.758-05:002010-02-23T09:21:02.758-05:00The sag will suit your body shape, Peenee.The sag will suit your body shape, Peenee.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79234244849616744082010-02-23T01:13:25.294-05:002010-02-23T01:13:25.294-05:00Why am I the only one to see the obvious answer is...Why am I the only one to see the obvious answer is BOTH. Those sassy stilletos are made for some doofus sag drawers.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78371212576165182692010-02-21T23:31:29.757-05:002010-02-21T23:31:29.757-05:00FELIX: Unless I should get cast in a bad touring ...<b>FELIX</b>: <i> Unless I should get cast in a bad touring company of "Kiss Me Skate", I shall stick with Weir Wear.<br />Heels, in addition to giving one a flattering calf line, are remarkably easy to walk in.</i><br /><br />And display your buttocks prominently!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2186993402919511402010-02-21T14:01:36.271-05:002010-02-21T14:01:36.271-05:00Unless I should get cast in a bad touring company ...Unless I should get cast in a bad touring company of "Kiss Me Skate", I shall stick with Weir Wear.<br /><br />Heels, in addition to giving one a flattering calf line, are remarkably easy to walk in.Philip Mershonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641146738422887485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6242237990915260792010-02-21T12:18:08.509-05:002010-02-21T12:18:08.509-05:00AYEM8Y: Ooh as much as I love the high heels, I’ll...<b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>Ooh as much as I love the high heels, I’ll be wearing the ‘Curling Pants’ while participating in my favorite Infomaniac Winter Olympic event, ‘Curling Mistresses Lashes’. I’m stoking up my crimping iron in the fires as we speak. And STOP with that incessant crying! You know how it dampens the lash line and ruins my crisp springy curls!</i><br /><br />But I don’t want the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/cr8rj9/" rel="nofollow">eyes of Tammy Faye</a>!<br /><br /><b>KAPI</b>: <i>Thongs for Curling.<br />Curling Thongs, in fact.</i><br /><br />Have you made KAZ your straight man?<br /><br /><b>KAZ</b>: <i>Ha Ha @ Kapitano.</i><br /><br />How much is Kapi paying you?<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>heels sans pants, thank you.</i><br /><br />With or without pearl necklace?<br /><br /><b>VOICES</b>: <i>can i just have the heels rubbed up and on me? can i wear them someplace other than my feet? </i><br /><br />*flings orthotics at Voices’ “horseshoe stake”*<br /><br />Ringer!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21951239430642897882010-02-21T12:13:54.073-05:002010-02-21T12:13:54.073-05:00can i just have the heels rubbed up and on me? can...can i just have the heels rubbed up and on me? can i wear them someplace other than my feet?INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67108448177940816692010-02-21T11:26:29.909-05:002010-02-21T11:26:29.909-05:00heels sans pants, thank you.heels sans pants, thank you.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30606309524511952862010-02-21T11:17:49.692-05:002010-02-21T11:17:49.692-05:00Ha Ha @ Kapitano.Ha Ha @ Kapitano.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18191606886821807892010-02-21T11:08:02.156-05:002010-02-21T11:08:02.156-05:00Thongs for Curling.
Curling Thongs, in fact.Thongs for Curling.<br /><br />Curling Thongs, in fact.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70088746092834850532010-02-21T11:07:46.634-05:002010-02-21T11:07:46.634-05:00Ooh as much as I love the high heels, I’ll be wear...Ooh as much as I love the high heels, I’ll be wearing the ‘Curling Pants’ while participating in my favorite Infomaniac Winter Olympic event, ‘Curling Mistresses Lashes’. I’m stoking up my crimping iron in the fires as we speak. And STOP with that incessant crying! You know how it dampens the lash line and ruins my crisp springy curls!ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90353989334670316022010-02-21T08:20:34.739-05:002010-02-21T08:20:34.739-05:00XL: The jackass pants and wellies.
Were wellies a...<b>XL</b>: <i>The jackass pants and wellies.</i><br /><br />Were wellies an option here?<br /><br />I don’t THINK so!<br /><br />Can no one around here stick to the programme?<br /><br /><b>KABUKI</b>: <i>curses xl, foiled again</i><br /><br />As far as placement is concerned, you’re like the Germany to his United States.<br /><br /><b>KABUKI</b>: <i>I like the heels, but those slacks ae the livin end. I would like two pair. An everyday pair, and a special dreesed-up pair.</i><br /><br />You’re in luck.<br /><br />Known as Loudmouth Pants, they’re available <a href="http://loudmouthgolf.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>.<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i> I'll be performing a pas de deux do-si-do in Canadian maple leaf high healed curling shoes.</i><br /><br />In no time at all you’ll be forming a Ladies Grand Chain.<br /><br /><b>PONITA</b>: <i> In support of the host nation for the Olympics, Kabuki could wear these with his every day pants.<br />He'd be sure to score with them!</i><br /><br />Those belong on the shelf with the Maple Leaf wellies!<br /><br /><b>SAVANNAH</b>: <i> i think the curling pants make y'alls ass look big, sugar! so, black because it's so slimming! </i><br /><br />Did you just step off the set of What Not To Wear?<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i> Black, definitely the black.</i><br /><br />Good choice.<br /><br />Black is the new black.<br /><br /><b>EROSWINGS</b>: <i> I'll take the curling pants! They're stylish!</i><br /><br />I saw someone strutting about town in them yesterday and I’m sure he was thinking the same thing.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i> I love the stellys but adore the norge trouser and the blonde boy who seems to be winking at me...<br />It's like he's saying this one is for you Princess...<br />I just love the size of his warmed rocks don't you?</i><br /><br />He’s not winking at you.<br /><br />He’s constipated.<br /><br /><b>ISTVANSKI</b>: <i> Norwegian curling pants for me.<br />I also love chef's checkered trousers. Very 2 Tone.</i><br /><br />But how would they go over in Scunthorpe?<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i> I watched the ladies curling last night... they were also having problems with their draws.<br />Sx<br />..whenever I watch the Brits always lose... I am like some kind of curse.</i><br /><br />Were they having problems with their drawers as well?<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: <i> Those Norwegian curling trousers look suspiciously like my missing chefs gear....harumph</i><br /><br />You can’t blame Frobisher as he goes in for frumpy house dresses and Ena Sharples hair nets.<br /><br /><b>KAZ</b>: <i> I'll always prefer femme to butch.<br />Unless it's me in my docs and waistcoat.</i><br /><br />Do you sleep in those Docs?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20308317932882266942010-02-21T06:42:00.851-05:002010-02-21T06:42:00.851-05:00I'll always prefer femme to butch.
Unless it&#...I'll always prefer femme to butch.<br />Unless it's me in my docs and waistcoat.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17255337479659698852010-02-21T06:33:22.621-05:002010-02-21T06:33:22.621-05:00Those Norwegian curling trousers look suspiciously...Those Norwegian curling trousers look suspiciously like my missing chefs gear....harumphBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16828957139359562132010-02-21T06:05:17.307-05:002010-02-21T06:05:17.307-05:00I watched the ladies curling last night... they we...I watched the ladies curling last night... they were also having problems with their draws.<br />Sx<br />..whenever I watch the Brits always lose... I am like some kind of curse.Ms Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29959333460631758322010-02-21T05:08:36.067-05:002010-02-21T05:08:36.067-05:00Norwegian curling pants for me.
I also love chef&#...Norwegian curling pants for me.<br />I also love chef's checkered trousers. Very 2 Tone.Istvanskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300986800641512516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60420799255904629132010-02-21T05:02:43.035-05:002010-02-21T05:02:43.035-05:00I love the stellys but adore the norge trouser and...I love the stellys but adore the norge trouser and the blonde boy who seems to be winking at me...<br /><br />It's like he's saying this one is for you Princess...<br /><br />I just love the size of his warmed rocks don't you?Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87985414422275007122010-02-21T04:44:50.718-05:002010-02-21T04:44:50.718-05:00I'll take the curling pants! They're styl...I'll take the curling pants! They're stylish!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20455488493800903092010-02-21T04:36:37.554-05:002010-02-21T04:36:37.554-05:00Black, definitely the black.Black, definitely the black.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66828743270580726632010-02-21T04:26:23.421-05:002010-02-21T04:26:23.421-05:00i think the curling pants make y'alls ass look...i think the curling pants make y'alls ass look big, sugar! so, black because it's so <i>slimming!</i> xoxoxsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86182680693120151452010-02-21T01:07:39.857-05:002010-02-21T01:07:39.857-05:00In support of the host nation for the Olympics, Ka...In support of the host nation for the Olympics, Kabuki could wear <a href="http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PoppinSwav/CanadianTap06_small.jpg" rel="nofollow">these</a> with his every day pants.<br /><br />He'd be sure to score with them!Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25581954348326412152010-02-21T00:46:37.057-05:002010-02-21T00:46:37.057-05:00I'll be performing a pas de deux do-si-do in C...I'll be performing a pas de deux do-si-do in Canadian maple leaf high healed curling shoes.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64781340355419900612010-02-21T00:35:35.747-05:002010-02-21T00:35:35.747-05:00I like the heels, but those slacks ae the livin en...I like the heels, but those slacks ae the livin end. I would like two pair. An everyday pair, and a special dreesed-up pair.kabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59513683630120852902010-02-21T00:34:14.810-05:002010-02-21T00:34:14.810-05:00curses xl, foiled againcurses xl, foiled againkabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22631977648652423742010-02-21T00:30:42.042-05:002010-02-21T00:30:42.042-05:00The jackass pants and wellies.The jackass pants and wellies.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com