tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8552812757612624424..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Hairway to HeavenThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60572146753316106362009-09-11T09:59:02.456-04:002009-09-11T09:59:02.456-04:00MITZI: Double B Side: Jesus Wants Me For A Fuckpig...<b>MITZI</b>: <i>Double B Side: Jesus Wants Me For A Fuckpig/Dying For It.<br />Love the hairdos they must have been too knackered to apply any make-up after teazing their amazing coifs all day. The one on the left looks like Mars Attacks, the one sat down could have looked a stunner with the right grooming and the one on the left has a face like a dropped pie.</i><br /><br />They could all benefit from an appointment with <a href="http://tinyurl.com/mevwvr/" rel="nofollow">Mr. Teazie Weazie</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15762397681333913992009-09-11T08:16:38.861-04:002009-09-11T08:16:38.861-04:00Double B Side: Jesus Wants Me For A Fuckpig/Dying ...Double B Side: Jesus Wants Me For A Fuckpig/Dying For It.<br /><br />Love the hairdos they must have been too knackered to apply any make-up after teazing their amazing coifs all day. The one on the left looks like Mars Attacks, the one sat down could have looked a stunner with the right grooming and the one on the left has a face like a dropped pie.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87940994212065321602009-09-11T00:45:29.934-04:002009-09-11T00:45:29.934-04:00EROS: The Joyful Sounds? of what? Hairspray? The o...<b>EROS</b>: <i>The Joyful Sounds? of what? Hairspray? The ozone layer breaking down?<br />I have to say, I'm impressed with their strong neck muscles! I'd imagine that hair is strong enough to hold a drinking glass while these ladies are on their knees for some layman service.</i><br /><br />*cues Joyful Sounds to sing "I'm at Home Getting Hammered(While She's Out Getting Nailed").<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>As we always say down here:<br />"praise Jesus and pass the aquanet!"</i><br /><br />Hallelujah, Sistah!<br /><br /><br /><b>DONN</b>: <i>The Fire Marshall was worried that the heat from the camera's flash bulb might cause their accelerant soaked beehives to burst into a greenish blue flame and leave nothing but cinders.<br />No doubt they all have the same husband...and god bless that feller for taking 3 for the team.</i><br /><br />There's another 3 at home just like 'em!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26195922750053950212009-09-10T22:31:23.324-04:002009-09-10T22:31:23.324-04:00The Fire Marshall was worried that the heat from t...The Fire Marshall was worried that the heat from the camera's flash bulb might cause their accelerant soaked beehives to burst into a greenish blue flame and leave nothing but cinders.<br /><br />No doubt they all have the same husband...and god bless that feller for taking 3 for the team.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63297097461436655292009-09-10T21:38:51.487-04:002009-09-10T21:38:51.487-04:00As we always say down here:
"praise Jesus and...As we always say down here:<br />"praise Jesus and pass the aquanet!"jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6306570260394633602009-09-10T19:15:08.332-04:002009-09-10T19:15:08.332-04:00The Joyful Sounds? of what? Hairspray? The ozon...The Joyful Sounds? of what? Hairspray? The ozone layer breaking down?<br /><br />I have to say, I'm impressed with their strong neck muscles! I'd imagine that hair is strong enough to hold a drinking glass while these ladies are on their knees for some layman service.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4068834904404687292009-09-10T17:40:39.468-04:002009-09-10T17:40:39.468-04:00HEFF: I can't wait until these two trios combi...<b>HEFF</b>: <i>I can't wait until these two trios combine forces and create the Gospel supergroup "P.T.L. : Prostitute The Lord"</i><br /><br />With Jessica Hahn as lead singer.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34052106257896620002009-09-10T17:25:19.981-04:002009-09-10T17:25:19.981-04:00I can't wait until these two trios combine for...I can't wait until these two trios combine forces and create the Gospel supergroup "P.T.L. : Prostitute The Lord"Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51753676958480640642009-09-10T16:16:45.960-04:002009-09-10T16:16:45.960-04:00IVD: They're aliens! That hair is disguising t...<b>IVD</b>: <i>They're aliens! That hair is disguising their massive pulsating brains.</i><br /><br />Like <a href="http://tinyurl.com/q3b6va/" rel="nofollow">this</a>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30568297041195583362009-09-10T16:02:50.585-04:002009-09-10T16:02:50.585-04:00They're aliens! That hair is disguising their...They're aliens! That hair is disguising their massive pulsating brains.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69941574447339141492009-09-10T15:45:01.157-04:002009-09-10T15:45:01.157-04:00TICKERS: God looks kindly upon big hair.
So why h...<b>TICKERS</b>: <i>God looks kindly upon big hair.</i><br /><br />So why hide YOURS under your <a href="http://tinyurl.com/m2kqju/" rel="nofollow">hat</a>? (second photo down after clicking).<br /><br /><b>GEOFF</b>: <i>Shouldn't there be a comma before "Lord"?</i><br /><br />It’s obvious they have a low <a href="http://www.savethecomma.com/game/" rel="nofollow">Comma IQ</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12741434247023927582009-09-10T15:34:18.845-04:002009-09-10T15:34:18.845-04:00Shouldn't there be a comma before "Lord&q...Shouldn't there be a comma before "Lord"?Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15330504130642248912009-09-10T15:33:50.354-04:002009-09-10T15:33:50.354-04:00God looks kindly upon big hair.God looks kindly upon big hair.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25026795037327841432009-09-10T15:27:30.997-04:002009-09-10T15:27:30.997-04:00CYBERPOOF: I don't know which is worse, the ha...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I don't know which is worse, the hair or the matching outfits.<br />The shame!</i><br /><br />You’ve got all day to decide.<br /><br /><b>GARFY</b>: <i>Big hair is useful if you are a drug courier.</i><br /><br />Just ask Amy Winehouse.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60247346881060006562009-09-10T14:18:05.786-04:002009-09-10T14:18:05.786-04:00Big hair is useful if you are a drug courier.Big hair is useful if you are a drug courier.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57469180189808039392009-09-10T14:16:29.818-04:002009-09-10T14:16:29.818-04:00I don't know which is worse, the hair or the m...I don't know which is worse, the hair or the matching outfits.<br /><br />The shame!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33626207726234933772009-09-10T13:44:37.801-04:002009-09-10T13:44:37.801-04:00ROSES: Well, six is the evil number...hence the ev...<b>ROSES</b>: <i>Well, six is the evil number...hence the evil laugh.<br />Sorry about my absence, I've been neutered, so was feeling a bit sore.<br />Did you miss me?</i><br /><br />Yes, we missed you but there’s no need to explain.<br /><br />We know all about your long weekend benders.<br /><br /><b>RANDOM</b>: <i>They scare me. </i><br /><br />As much as Zombies?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19312298421681382312009-09-10T12:11:27.845-04:002009-09-10T12:11:27.845-04:00They scare me.They scare me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39126783881231986192009-09-10T12:07:18.887-04:002009-09-10T12:07:18.887-04:00Well, six is the evil number...hence the evil laug...Well, six is the evil number...hence the evil laugh.<br /><br />Sorry about my absence, I've been neutered, so was feeling a bit sore.<br /><br />Did you miss me?Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66165535914110246772009-09-10T10:33:16.204-04:002009-09-10T10:33:16.204-04:00BEAST: YAY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Praise the lord
Li...<b>BEAST</b>: <i>YAY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />Praise the lord<br />Lick my shorts losers<br />Wicked hair !</i><br /><br />So far, no one has taken you up on that shorts-licking offer.<br /><br />We can’t imagine why.<br /><br />Have you actually considered doing a load of laundry in this lifetime?<br /><br /><b>DAMIEN</b>: <i>That is some big ass southern hair.<br />Small furry animals died for those wigs.</i><br /><br />They may have died but it’s possible that new ones have taken up residence.<br /><br /><b>KAZ</b>: <i>Those hairdos take them closer to God.<br />Must try one meself - I need all the help I can get!</i><br /><br />But your “Spikey Dikey” is low maintenance.<br /><br />Can you imagine the fortune in hairspray they must spend?<br /><br />p.s. See Damien’s second comment, below Kapi.<br /><br /><b>KAPI</b>: <i>Is all their hair like that?<br />(Including leg hair?)</i><br /><br />Good luck trying to get underneath those <a href="http://tinyurl.com/mrojwr/" rel="nofollow">FLDS</a>-style dresses to find out!<br /><br /><b>DAMIEN</b>: <i>Kaz- how high do you think your hair would have to be :) ?<br />Just curious.......</i><br /><br />*waits for KAZ*<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Sixth! Bwhahahaha!<br />They must spend most of their time ducking into doorways and avoiding ceiling fans.<br />I'm with Kapi wondering about their beaver coiff.</i><br /><br />You say “sixth” like it’s something to be proud of.<br /><br />Did you just come ‘round out of your hangover?<br /><br /><b>CARNALIS</b>: <i>That can't be comfy. And imagine the Bed Head in the morning ..</i><br /><br />There’s not a satin pillowcase in the world that can save them.<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>Do they pole dance on that gold thingy?</i><br /><br />Indeed they do for they are members of the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/n4y6ot/" rel="nofollow">Pole Dancing Ministry</a>.<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>Is one of them a dude?</i><br /><br />Dude looks like a lady.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56377197912001363462009-09-10T10:30:25.169-04:002009-09-10T10:30:25.169-04:00Hai XL!!Hai XL!!Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23436902180567840772009-09-10T10:30:12.396-04:002009-09-10T10:30:12.396-04:00Is one of them a dude?Is one of them a dude?Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67071556248984866382009-09-10T08:27:08.524-04:002009-09-10T08:27:08.524-04:00Do they pole dance on that gold thingy?Do they pole dance on that gold thingy?LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89601029855129910032009-09-10T08:16:16.092-04:002009-09-10T08:16:16.092-04:00That can't be comfy. And imagine the Bed Head ...That can't be comfy. And imagine the Bed Head in the morning ..Carnalishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06035282296647782075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5025823407506829042009-09-10T05:11:03.051-04:002009-09-10T05:11:03.051-04:00Sixth! Bwhahahaha!
They must spend most of their ...Sixth! Bwhahahaha!<br /><br />They must spend most of their time ducking into doorways and avoiding ceiling fans.<br /><br />I'm with Kapi wondering about their beaver coiff.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.com