tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8478275194779759668..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Celebrity Lock-UpThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60884751123842974982009-10-07T18:01:37.823-04:002009-10-07T18:01:37.823-04:00LA DIVA CUCINA: Worship at the shrine of Mistress ...<b>LA DIVA CUCINA</b>: Worship at the shrine of Mistress MJ.<br /><br />It’s all we ask.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42032682081694397642009-10-07T17:36:05.157-04:002009-10-07T17:36:05.157-04:00Ahh, but you are TOO kind, Mistress MJ! Merci, mer...Ahh, but you are TOO kind, Mistress MJ! Merci, merci!<br />xLaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32490318881896321052009-10-07T17:27:14.621-04:002009-10-07T17:27:14.621-04:00LA DIVA CUCINA: And here’s his cute little bottom!...<b>LA DIVA CUCINA</b>: And here’s his cute little <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2rpaxg/" rel="nofollow">bottom</a>!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32137133999618097582009-10-07T17:23:08.756-04:002009-10-07T17:23:08.756-04:00Le sigh.....merci......Le sigh.....merci......LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7645321716660682072009-10-07T17:09:54.540-04:002009-10-07T17:09:54.540-04:00LA DIVA CUCINA: I like Johnny Depp but I think he&...<b>LA DIVA CUCINA</b>: <i>I like Johnny Depp but I think he's a tad too vanilla for the oubliette!</i><br /><br />We’re busy giving Johnny a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/cynuvt/" rel="nofollow">bath</a> at the moment.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81748001226032974662009-10-07T16:48:43.237-04:002009-10-07T16:48:43.237-04:00I like Johnny Depp but I think he's a tad too ...I like Johnny Depp but I think he's a tad too vanilla for the oubliette!LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89551973102962765292009-10-05T22:12:29.979-04:002009-10-05T22:12:29.979-04:00JILL: THE Rock, please?! And no pillows or linens....<b>JILL</b>: <i>THE Rock, please?! And no pillows or linens.</i><br /><br />Do you think The Rock wears lace panties?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30619343051461633742009-10-05T15:06:33.344-04:002009-10-05T15:06:33.344-04:00THE Rock, please?! And no pillows or linens.THE Rock, please?! And no pillows or linens.Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08171054999389018364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18209777948852381942009-10-05T10:28:48.600-04:002009-10-05T10:28:48.600-04:00KAPI: Ha!!!KAPI: Ha!!!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32853000068945393442009-10-05T07:15:51.242-04:002009-10-05T07:15:51.242-04:00[Wants to go Downy on Robert's Junior][Wants to go Downy on Robert's Junior]Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17291859832478620032009-10-04T20:51:21.495-04:002009-10-04T20:51:21.495-04:00JELLY MONSTER: Brucey!! but only for kinky reason...<b>JELLY MONSTER</b>: <i> Brucey!! but only for kinky reasons</i><br /><br />We have given you all the Brucey you’re going to get, young lady!<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i> Bleugh!<br />He has certainly ballooned or maybe he is just really bloated. <br />Still, he has that certain something about him. </i><br /><br />Or perhaps he swallowed a bowling ball.<br /><br /><b>EROS</b>: <i>The longer you keep him around, the faster your liquor stores will empty!</i><br /><br />I hadn’t thought of that…<br /><br />Release him this instant!<br /><br /><b>LEAH</b>: <i>...need I even say who I would like to see imprisoned in the oubliette?</i><br /><br />We think not.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1995082200288596132009-10-04T20:47:53.655-04:002009-10-04T20:47:53.655-04:00...need I even say who I would like to see impriso......need I even say who I would like to see imprisoned in the oubliette?Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58823147618923688422009-10-04T18:42:57.113-04:002009-10-04T18:42:57.113-04:00The longer you keep him around, the faster your li...The longer you keep him around, the faster your liquor stores will empty!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40614029484899170642009-10-04T14:22:17.447-04:002009-10-04T14:22:17.447-04:00Bleugh!
He has certainly ballooned or maybe he is...Bleugh!<br /><br />He has certainly ballooned or maybe he is just really bloated. <br /><br />Still, he has that certain something about him.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71566138256983563222009-10-04T14:20:38.336-04:002009-10-04T14:20:38.336-04:00Brucey!! but only for kinky reasonsBrucey!! but only for kinky reasonsThe Jelly Monsterhttp://www.thejellymonster.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27849636887053678112009-10-04T13:53:00.242-04:002009-10-04T13:53:00.242-04:00CYBERPOOF: No, I want to see cock - David Boreanaz...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>No, I want to see cock - David Boreanaz cock (or Harry Connick Jr's you pick which pecker)<br />you could to a segment called Pick a pecker. Can you see the merchandising? </i><br /><br />You’ll have to settle for a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yc4smfu/" rel="nofollow">half-naked</a> Harry Connick Jr.<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: <i>Gawd , the things these celebs have to do..........one almost feels sorry for them.<br />Almost </i><br /><br />*Febreezes liberally again with the arrival of Beast*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71568981408763852512009-10-04T13:42:40.849-04:002009-10-04T13:42:40.849-04:00Gawd , the things these celebs have to do............Gawd , the things these celebs have to do..........one almost feels sorry for them.<br />AlmostBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22737538529797135072009-10-04T12:26:58.170-04:002009-10-04T12:26:58.170-04:00No, I want to see cock - David Boreanaz cock (or H...No, I want to see cock - David Boreanaz cock (or Harry Connick Jr's you pick which pecker)<br /><br />you could to a segment called Pick a pecker. Can you see the merchandising?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34891286236504752312009-10-04T11:58:43.944-04:002009-10-04T11:58:43.944-04:00ANNA: Welcome to Infomaniac!
We’re afraid that ou...<b>ANNA</b>: Welcome to Infomaniac!<br /><br />We’re afraid that our spread on Robert Downey, Jr might be a little misleading. <br /><br />We usually post photos of nekkid old men on this blog.<br /><br />But you’re always welcome to come back.<br /><br />And of course, you are encouraged to worship at the feet of Mistress MJ. That goes without saying, really.<br /><br />p.s. Feel free to remove his pillow and blanket.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24021325784427269702009-10-04T11:33:52.465-04:002009-10-04T11:33:52.465-04:00Thank you so for the glorious photographs!!!! I a...Thank you so for the glorious photographs!!!! I almost passed out my dear Mistress!!!! I love Robert Downey Jr. the man is a MAGNIFICANT work of art! Is there any way you can get rid of the blanket on the first photo and throw the pillow away on the second one? I can think of alot of things that can be done to and for that man, he would only have to ask! Thank you for making my weekend, my month, my end of the year etc. He is my favorite clothed or unclothed so I can not think of another I would want to see. So I am forever grateful to you - you rule MISTRESS!!!!!Annanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53867490329654609232009-10-04T11:01:21.053-04:002009-10-04T11:01:21.053-04:00AYEM8Y: I think the oubliette is too good for RDJ!...<b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>I think the oubliette is too good for RDJ! <br />“Do with him what you will, bitches”<br />Well I think you can imagine what I’ve done to him…Please have his rotting corpse removed from the oubliette at once! He’s starting to stink up the joint.<br />“Throw the next naughty celebrity down the hatch…Well, well, well, look who we have here…Welcome to the oubliette, Roman Poloanski…please be a dear and report to cell block teenybopper H and dispatch of Miley Cirus, Dakota Fanning, Demi Lovato and Ali Lohan for me...”</i><br /><br />*Febreezes liberally*<br /><br />Thank you for taking time out from your duties as “the Anna Wintour” of the Truck Stop Fall Fashion Preview.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83821490096652251332009-10-04T10:02:52.801-04:002009-10-04T10:02:52.801-04:00I think the oubliette is too good for RDJ!
“Do w...I think the oubliette is too good for RDJ! <br /><br /><i>“Do with him what you will, bitches”</i><br /><br />Well I think you can imagine what I’ve done to him…Please have his rotting corpse removed from the oubliette at once! He’s starting to stink up the joint.<br /><br />“Throw the next naughty celebrity down the hatch…Well, well, well, look who we have here…Welcome to the oubliette, Roman Poloanski…please be a dear and report to cell block teenybopper H and dispatch of Miley Cirus, Dakota Fanning, Demi Lovato and Ali Lohan for me...”ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2266494010347449072009-10-04T10:01:01.995-04:002009-10-04T10:01:01.995-04:00XL: 1st!
Yay!
DAMIEN: Colin Farrell.
For being b...<b>XL</b>: <i>1st!</i><br /><br />Yay!<br /><br /><b>DAMIEN</b>: <i>Colin Farrell.<br />For being both a human ashtray .... AND .... a douche who apparently only impregnates women to prove how TOTALLY NOT gay he is.<br />Next..............</i><br /><br />We would be happy if he would just bathe.<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>THIRD! But again, I was staring at the picture.<br />Let him go! Let him go!<br />Hai XL! Roses is going to sooooo happy when she sees this.</i><br /><br />Happy? Or horny?<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>Oubliette-worthy? The ShamWow Guy.</i><br /><br />We shall install a giant Slap Chop in the oubliette and dice, chop and mince him in seconds.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Remove that hideous pillow at once!<br />Oh, I'd say David Boreanaz and Harry Connick Jr. But I'm afraid what those naughty people coming here would do to them. So as a result I'll just keep them in my own private bedroom.<br />Maybe you could kidnap that guy from the Bourne triology?he is so frickin annoying and mght look good naked.</i><br /><br />Like IVD, you are being greedy. <br /><br />Wasn’t <a href="http://tinyurl.com/qyt9s3/" rel="nofollow">David Boreanaz’ arse</a> enough for you?<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>Naughty celebs - Where shall I begin? Dennis Quaid. He may not be naughty now, but he was 20 years ago, so he should be strung up in the oubliette half naked. His punishment should be torture by tickles so we get to see his stunning smile and fab abs. Oh, Connor Trinneer should be strung up next to him and have the same punishment. He's not naughty - I'd just like to see him for the same reasons as Dennis!<br />If there's room, see if you can squeeze Jake Gyllenhaal and Sean William Scott in, too.</i><br /><br />You insatiable slut!<br /><br />We gave you plenty of eye candy when we presented <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yclsoqw/" rel="nofollow">Jake Gyllenhaal’s arse</a>.<br /><br />As for Dennis Quaid, perhaps we should focus instead on his brother <a href="http://tinyurl.com/y8al7je/" rel="nofollow">Randy</a>.<br /><br /><b>PELOSLOCOS</b>: Welcome to Infomaniac!<br /><br /><b>WIL</b>: <i>Well I guess I'll have to go gay on this and say, Gerard Butler? My real first choice was Miley Cyrus but that might be kind of taboo. Then again, who am I kidding, look what fucking blog I'm on!</i><br /><br />There’s no need for that kind of fucking language for fuck’s sake.<br /><br /><b>KAZ</b>: <i>What a poser!<br />Don doesn't need to do all that.</i><br /><br />Don is a free agent.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>Donn doesn't need to do that either.</i><br /><br />You saucy minx!<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Dear Mistress,<br />Thank you for making my Sunday morning. Thank you, in fact, for preparing me for the coming week. Thank you, thank you, thank you.<br />*wipes screen, mops up chair*<br />All together now...<br />All Hail Mistress MJ!</i><br /><br />Offerings may be left at the Shrine of Mistress MJ.<br /><br /><b>SAVANNAH</b>: <i>*swooning*</i><br /><br />Swooning is the more acceptable response…<br /><br />Unlike Roses who is slobbering rather than swooning.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46859599279094896172009-10-04T08:29:52.268-04:002009-10-04T08:29:52.268-04:00*swooning*
xoxoxo*swooning*<br /><br /><br />xoxoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61520200183811608732009-10-04T06:36:56.502-04:002009-10-04T06:36:56.502-04:00Hai xl, Ms Boxer and CyberPete.
All together now....Hai xl, Ms Boxer and CyberPete.<br /><br />All together now...<br /><br />All Hail Mistress MJ!Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.com