tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8428109693952670429..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Open SundayThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17988252330191903082010-03-23T00:47:43.512-04:002010-03-23T00:47:43.512-04:00BBB: Don't try to brush your teeth with it.
U...BBB: Don't try to brush your teeth with it.<br /><br />Unless you have dentures, of course.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83719596955641651862010-03-22T20:48:17.748-04:002010-03-22T20:48:17.748-04:00I managed to pick a leaky tube of super glue when ...I managed to pick a leaky tube of super glue when doing a wee repair job resulting in 3 welded fingers and a shit load of attached miscellanea picked up in the efforts to free myself. <br /><br />Still, now I don't need to look for the remote or a pen or a chopstick or a bottle top.Bender's Better Brotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14492248278179514030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76570030149426504552010-03-21T22:29:31.990-04:002010-03-21T22:29:31.990-04:00RANDOM: I've just been picking my nose waiting...<b>RANDOM</b>: <i>I've just been picking my nose waiting for Mistress MJ to get back. You know my whole world revolves around your dirty pictures of naked old guys.</i><br /><br />I’m feeling the weight of responsibility.<br /><br />Time for another vacation.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>You have, MJ!<br />Except today where I'm really ill and the bars are closed.<br />Did you vacation at my place? I knew I was missing a bunch of vodka etc</i><br /><br />I used your razor on my legs too.<br /><br /><b>HEFF</b>: <i>Just bar & grillin' as always...</i><br /><br />Save me a cold one.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Lamb?</i><br /><br />Stop it.<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>why i was staging that open house you so graciously highlighted! i often do work for this agent. you should see her p&s.</i><br /><br />I’ve seen enough of her t&a, thank you!<br /><br /><b>EROS</b>: <i>Nothing much...just off to do the laundry now.</i><br /><br />I’ll bet you’re secretly fashioning a tinfoil hat as we speak!<br /><br /><b>MANUEL</b>: <i>i met an odd man i thought was called werza tallit....that was eh fun</i><br /><br />Polish?<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>One day last week, I made some custard from scratch, using egg yolks, milk, cream, sugar and a vanilla pod. Well, as you can imagine it took ages to make, but it was a triumph, and it tasted just like Bird's instant.</i><br /><br />Is custard a euphemism?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68865771167979597302010-03-21T19:48:10.874-04:002010-03-21T19:48:10.874-04:00One day last week, I made some custard from scratc...One day last week, I made some custard from scratch, using egg yolks, milk, cream, sugar and a vanilla pod. Well, as you can imagine it took ages to make, but it was a triumph, and it tasted just like Bird's instant.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30371622093695022052010-03-21T19:31:58.426-04:002010-03-21T19:31:58.426-04:00i met an odd man i thought was called werza tallit...i met an odd man i thought was called werza tallit....that was eh funManuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2411267033654902612010-03-21T17:02:52.156-04:002010-03-21T17:02:52.156-04:00Nothing much...just off to do the laundry now.Nothing much...just off to do the laundry now.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49160865673322902002010-03-21T16:53:30.026-04:002010-03-21T16:53:30.026-04:00why i was staging that open house you so graciousl...why i was staging that open house you so graciously highlighted! i often do work for this agent. you should see her p&s.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54256798016841685462010-03-21T16:40:49.558-04:002010-03-21T16:40:49.558-04:00Lamb?Lamb?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19741614326637180932010-03-21T16:37:51.257-04:002010-03-21T16:37:51.257-04:00Just bar & grillin' as always...Just bar & grillin' as always...Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39614655920527777472010-03-21T15:36:49.090-04:002010-03-21T15:36:49.090-04:00You have, MJ!
Except today where I'm really i...You have, MJ!<br /><br />Except today where I'm really ill and the bars are closed.<br /><br />Did you vacation at my place? I knew I was missing a bunch of vodka etcCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26832831590216070182010-03-21T14:51:08.612-04:002010-03-21T14:51:08.612-04:00I've just been picking my nose waiting for Mis...I've just been picking my nose waiting for Mistress MJ to get back. You know my whole world revolves around your dirty pictures of naked old guys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7129347049755500782010-03-21T14:05:35.743-04:002010-03-21T14:05:35.743-04:00ROSES: I've been naughty thanks.
You? Oh yeah,...<b>ROSES</b>: <i>I've been naughty thanks.<br />You? Oh yeah, you aren't going to tell us squit about your holiday.<br />Tease.</i><br /><br />I was somewhere where they served fruity girlie drinks with tiny, colourful umbrellas perched delicately on the edge of the glass.<br /><br />Oh I’ve just described a typical afternoon in CyberPete’s apartment, haven’t I?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60606944326587448432010-03-21T12:48:33.944-04:002010-03-21T12:48:33.944-04:00I've been naughty thanks.
You? Oh yeah, you a...I've been naughty thanks.<br /><br />You? Oh yeah, you aren't going to tell us squit about your holiday.<br /><br />Tease.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4041026077202844412010-03-21T12:22:33.462-04:002010-03-21T12:22:33.462-04:00SCARLET: I have had my hair honied and glazed... I...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>I have had my hair honied and glazed... I just need a bit of sun now so I can get roasted.</i><br /><br />Now I want a donut.<br /><br />Or a bag of nuts.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37962892598249317612010-03-21T12:15:18.027-04:002010-03-21T12:15:18.027-04:00I have had my hair honied and glazed... I just nee...I have had my hair honied and glazed... I just need a bit of sun now so I can get roasted.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87855023941329974612010-03-21T11:52:58.526-04:002010-03-21T11:52:58.526-04:00AYEM8Y: Flat on my back or as others would say, &#...<b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>Flat on my back or as others would say, 'work'.</i><br /><br />Just what we would expect from the Truck Stop Trollop!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5549858462832381012010-03-21T11:36:53.620-04:002010-03-21T11:36:53.620-04:00Flat on my back or as others would say, 'work&...Flat on my back or as others would say, 'work'.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6111480528559200682010-03-21T10:58:57.972-04:002010-03-21T10:58:57.972-04:00XL: Drugs
Is it the drugs that gives you the “fir...<b>XL</b>: <i>Drugs</i><br /><br />Is it the drugs that gives you the “first” edge around here?<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>yeay! <br />I guess you can see what I've been up to by my picture up there.</i><br /><br />Tassel twirling?<br /><br />Your wig is askew, girl.<br /><br /><b>SAVANNAH</b>: <i>cleaning house, sugar. over and over and over again. *sigh*</i><br /><br />Have you tried using a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/4njje/" rel="nofollow">baby mop</a>?<br /><br /><b>PEENEE</b>: <i>Oh, you know, sex change, rehab, sex change back. The yoozh. And cleaning house.</i><br /><br />What about your identical twin <a href="http://tinyurl.com/y8hso4p/" rel="nofollow">sister</a>?<br /><br />Did SHE have the sex change too?<br /><br />Funny, you both still look the same.<br /><br /><b>ISTVANSKI</b>: <i>I think I have rheumatoid Arthuritis in me knees, matron.</i><br /><br />You may rise.<br /><br />Obviously you’ve been down on your knees too long worshipping Mistress MJ.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I attended the Oscars and read 4 semi pornographic books including one which came with the warning:<br />Contains hot sweaty interplanetary manlovin.<br />Or something like that.</i><br /><br />“Hot sweaty interplanetary manlovin” will be my new mantra.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i> Well, I haven't been up to anything nearly as exciting as what 'Petra's been up to.<br />Unless you count inordinate amounts of tin foil, cloaked alien spaceships and 75 dead starlings?</i><br /><br />I’m still waiting for my tinfoil hat prize.<br /><br />*glares at anyone else who’s dares to challenge me in the Tinfoil Hat Compo*<br /><br /><b>KAZ</b>: <i> Why should we?<br />You haven't told us where you've been and what you've been doing.</i><br /><br />Whereversville.<br /><br />Doing whatever.<br /><br /><b>DAMIEN</b>: <i> Well - I boarded the "personal journey" train and I found that I am actually a half decent person and am now working very hard to better myself and realise my goals.<br />Also - polishing my leather to more adequately serve as your head slave.<br />Missed you Mistress.............<br />Damien</i><br /><br />Is there a bar car on the personal journey train?<br /><br />If not, I’m not getting on board.<br /><br /><b>LULU</b>: <i>I was doing drugs with xl and working the Texan jelly wrestling bars</i><br /><br />Do you have any idea how many people end up in hospital after slips in the jello wrestling ring?<br /><br /><b>GEOFF</b>: <i> Agree with Kaz. Where are the holiday snaps?</i><br /><br />Please refer to Friday’s post.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Sheep</i><br /><br />As in counting sheep?<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Goat</i><br /><br />Stop it.<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: <i> I had a virtual Itchy Bumhole and an empty fridge<br />Interplanitary Manlovin.......Eeeewww </i><br /><br />Stop trying to blame your so called “virtual” Itchy Bumhole on Mister C.<br /><br />“Itchy Bumhole” would be a good name for a band.<br /><br />If you had any musical talent, that is.<br /><br />Other than farting the national anthem.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13060753071006249652010-03-21T10:47:49.481-04:002010-03-21T10:47:49.481-04:00I had a virtual Itchy Bumhole and an empty fridge
...I had a virtual Itchy Bumhole and an empty fridge<br />Interplanitary Manlovin.......EeeewwwBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72929850952130656362010-03-21T10:23:18.382-04:002010-03-21T10:23:18.382-04:00GoatGoatCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84838767512800893922010-03-21T09:58:22.822-04:002010-03-21T09:58:22.822-04:00Sheep.Sheep.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69538576950583758242010-03-21T08:18:22.105-04:002010-03-21T08:18:22.105-04:00Agree with Kaz. Where are the holiday snaps?Agree with Kaz. Where are the holiday snaps?Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18761218309180878182010-03-21T07:23:40.095-04:002010-03-21T07:23:40.095-04:00I was doing drugs with xl and working the Texan je...I was doing drugs with xl and working the Texan jelly wrestling barsLulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68410897661618220362010-03-21T06:47:00.789-04:002010-03-21T06:47:00.789-04:00Well - I boarded the "personal journey" ...Well - I boarded the "personal journey" train and I found that I am actually a half decent person and am now working very hard to better myself and realise my goals.<br /><br />Also - polishing my leather to more adequately serve as your head slave.<br /><br />Missed you Mistress.............<br /><br />DamienDamienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14413086752729344695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2691839007792216002010-03-21T05:37:13.451-04:002010-03-21T05:37:13.451-04:00Why should we?
You haven't told us where you&...Why should we?<br />You haven't told us where you've been and what you've been doing.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.com