tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8156057166182829973..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Have Been DrinkingThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62972604769867212007-05-15T00:43:00.000-04:002007-05-15T00:43:00.000-04:00I am so ordering dialup for my mom. This outdated...I am so ordering dialup for my mom. This outdated dial up is over. <BR/><BR/>I missa you too, MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21866014331437778802007-05-15T00:17:00.000-04:002007-05-15T00:17:00.000-04:00AWA!: We miss you Awahhhhhh.AWA!: We miss you Awahhhhhh.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78615351670497001762007-05-14T23:06:00.000-04:002007-05-14T23:06:00.000-04:00Nice gams my dear.Those heels rock. I leave for a...Nice gams my dear.<BR/><BR/>Those heels rock. I leave for a bit and miss out on all the fun.<BR/><BR/>*kicks self in neck*Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78643404490781167572007-05-13T14:16:00.000-04:002007-05-13T14:16:00.000-04:00Nice legs and stockings but those heels could kill...Nice legs and stockings but those heels could kill and maim...WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56908909849590919822007-05-10T15:55:00.000-04:002007-05-10T15:55:00.000-04:00where did you hide the bottle?where did you hide the bottle?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89621773770003377822007-05-10T11:47:00.000-04:002007-05-10T11:47:00.000-04:00Wow, fishnet stockings, bad taste in shoes, and fr...Wow, fishnet stockings, bad taste in shoes, and freakin' green elf shorts.<BR/><BR/>Please don't be topless in the final cut. This mix is bad enough already.Maidyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09552795753236139244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35499170903337077162007-05-10T02:12:00.000-04:002007-05-10T02:12:00.000-04:00CHELLY: *shocked that Chelly's quoting ZZ Top*You'...CHELLY: *shocked that Chelly's quoting ZZ Top*<BR/><BR/>You're full of surprises, aren't you?<BR/><BR/>EDDIE: No, I did not pish the shorts and no, I don't believe you.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19446885565333958102007-05-09T23:11:00.000-04:002007-05-09T23:11:00.000-04:00If you pished the shorts, I don't want them. Belie...If you pished the shorts, I don't want them. Believe it or not.Eddie Waringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950124311643686424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9621523770835453062007-05-09T23:01:00.000-04:002007-05-09T23:01:00.000-04:00"She's got legs, she knows how to use them..."I kn..."She's got legs, she knows how to use them..."<BR/><BR/>I knew those lyrics would come in handy one day! Good ol' ZZ Top.<BR/><BR/>:)Howeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01014895791750552088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38303352288644602672007-05-09T19:13:00.000-04:002007-05-09T19:13:00.000-04:00TICKERS: My legs don’t compare to yours in the hik...TICKERS: My legs don’t compare to yours in the hiking boots but thanks anyway.<BR/><BR/>FN: You should see what goes on behind closed doors.<BR/><BR/>SID: Psychiatrist? Says the man with the rotting carrot up his backside.<BR/><BR/>TONY: I keep my vodka in the freezer. It doubles as an icepack on these occasions.<BR/><BR/>MUTLEY: Snortin’ coke … off The Shorts. The white lines show up nicely on that green background.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43983475128503741812007-05-09T18:21:00.000-04:002007-05-09T18:21:00.000-04:00snortin coke ....snortin coke ....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3289527771316359732007-05-09T17:37:00.000-04:002007-05-09T17:37:00.000-04:00The Polish Moan "More Vodka"!!!!!{Hair-of-the-dog ...The <I>Polish Moan</I> "More Vodka"!!!!!{Hair-of-the-dog & all that stuff..........}tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41842532513453941102007-05-09T16:39:00.000-04:002007-05-09T16:39:00.000-04:00Or a psychiatrist.Or a psychiatrist.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12219077950599060022007-05-09T15:24:00.000-04:002007-05-09T15:24:00.000-04:00you are having entirely too much fun with these sh...you are having entirely too much fun with these shorts. <BR/>i think you need to go look up<BR/>'paraphilia', dear.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69129235547915731492007-05-09T13:43:00.000-04:002007-05-09T13:43:00.000-04:00Nice legs.Shame about the shorts.Nice legs.<BR/><BR/>Shame about the shorts.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77287545795874111002007-05-09T12:10:00.000-04:002007-05-09T12:10:00.000-04:00BETTY: The pic wasn't photoshopped except to tint ...BETTY: The pic wasn't photoshopped except to tint it to give it that seventies home porno look. <BR/><BR/>So far, I have no cellulite OR varicose veins but if it makes you feel better, my knees are scraped and raw.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11450958335417526632007-05-09T11:57:00.000-04:002007-05-09T11:57:00.000-04:00What, just the one varicose vein, and no cellulite...What, just the one varicose vein, and no cellulite? Was this heavily photoshopped?<BR/><BR/>*Betty, apoplectic with rage and jealousy*Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8196453005444801382007-05-09T11:28:00.000-04:002007-05-09T11:28:00.000-04:00SPIKEY: Are zombies too animated for you?IVF: Don'...SPIKEY: Are zombies too animated for you?<BR/><BR/>IVF: Don't worry about being eaten alive. I don't like the taste of Twinkies.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67603790002792820682007-05-09T11:09:00.000-04:002007-05-09T11:09:00.000-04:00I would have removed the bottle, but it was too cl...I would have removed the bottle, but it was too close to your snatch for me to snatch it away.<BR/><BR/>I might have caught something.<BR/><BR/>Or been eaten alive.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76735167070917921092007-05-09T10:45:00.000-04:002007-05-09T10:45:00.000-04:00Not interested then, sorry.Not interested then, sorry.Spikey1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15879880468463720568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3802555429293022282007-05-09T09:52:00.000-04:002007-05-09T09:52:00.000-04:00M&J (Piggy): I’m having the last laff as I’ve seen...M&J (Piggy): I’m having the last laff as I’ve seen your incredibly poor taste not just in shoes but in clothing in general. For a poof, you seem to mislaid your fashion gene.<BR/><BR/>SID: Speaking of insertions, did you ever get that carrot removed before it rotted?<BR/><BR/>SPIKEY: Last time I checked it still had a pulse.<BR/><BR/>TONY: Should I use the Irish Catholic moan (“forgive me”) or the Jewish moan (“No. No.”) or the WASP moan (no sound)?<BR/><BR/>SHELLEY: Welcome to Infomaniac! You’re from WW and HE's stable, aren’t you? Decided to come slumming? You’re invited back despite inferring that I have a big gob.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82252369444709771782007-05-09T08:59:00.000-04:002007-05-09T08:59:00.000-04:00hangover cures should always include OJ and pancak...hangover cures should always include OJ and pancakes with lots of syrup. It's hard to miss your mouth even at your bleariest. You could also have some of the dog that bit ya and add vodka to the OJ.TiGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00764953157742258902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40483204359729111282007-05-09T06:11:00.000-04:002007-05-09T06:11:00.000-04:00With a hangover I moan a lot (it works for me) her...With a hangover I moan a lot (it works for me)<BR/><A HREF="http://www.rupissed.com/hangovercures.html" REL="nofollow"> here</A> are some more ideas!tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88448899911264310362007-05-09T06:09:00.000-04:002007-05-09T06:09:00.000-04:00"It's not dead... It's sleeping!""It's not dead... It's sleeping!"Spikey1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15879880468463720568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78050427422248292522007-05-09T06:05:00.000-04:002007-05-09T06:05:00.000-04:00The way you have your legs..interesting...not the ...The way you have your legs..interesting...not the usual "V" shape I'm used to seeing.<BR/><BR/>Must...write...caption...<BR/><BR/>"Jameson Bottle Insertion Techniques #2...."The Side."<BR/><BR/>WV ZCUTES.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.com