tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7874618162707370523..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Infomaniac Airlines is HiringThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27961760768995944552008-06-25T22:38:00.000-04:002008-06-25T22:38:00.000-04:00Looks like I've found a flight crew for Infomaniac...Looks like I've found a flight crew for Infomaniac Airlines:<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080624/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_india_pilots;_ylt=An7dnBilVHUDs6PCSGo_R8XtiBIF" REL="nofollow">Pilots in India often fail alcohol tests</A>just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60535138526574006592008-06-11T12:18:00.000-04:002008-06-11T12:18:00.000-04:00DIVA: Here's your contract.Sign right here.DIVA: Here's your contract.<BR/><BR/>Sign right here.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65317374894597217492008-06-11T09:11:00.000-04:002008-06-11T09:11:00.000-04:00I'd love to be a bitchy flight attendant. Love it...I'd love to be a bitchy flight attendant. Love it, love it, love it. It's expected behind that sweet smile and small drop of cola that there is an evil bitch lurking...<BR/><BR/>That would be me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3147516039421307902008-06-09T04:49:00.000-04:002008-06-09T04:49:00.000-04:00MAGO: You’ve done something different but I can’t ...MAGO: You’ve done something different but I can’t quite put my finger on it …<BR/><BR/>Is it your hair?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76682611459955042532008-06-09T04:36:00.000-04:002008-06-09T04:36:00.000-04:00Somewhere under all that shit the gold is hidden ....Somewhere under all that shit the gold is hidden ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75853482186046701852008-06-08T22:15:00.000-04:002008-06-08T22:15:00.000-04:00MAGO: Just be warned that when I ask you to do a “...MAGO: Just be warned that when I ask you to do a “cavity search” I’m not asking you to play dentist.<BR/><BR/>MAIDY: For years we made do with <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/5e8tpj/" REL="nofollow">Flintmobiles</A>.<BR/><BR/>BOXER: Paco will need these <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/6aa7bo/" REL="nofollow"> Flying Aces goggles</A>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44821061796383773412008-06-08T22:05:00.000-04:002008-06-08T22:05:00.000-04:00and I will put aside my "do not put clothes on the...and I will put aside my "do not put clothes on them or die" policy and find them some appropriate uniforms.<BR/><BR/>Can Paco be the Pilot?Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81608595476757821392008-06-08T21:23:00.000-04:002008-06-08T21:23:00.000-04:00Infomaniac Airlines?? No worries. It'll probably...Infomaniac Airlines?? No worries. It'll probably remain some puddle jumping shite airline that services Canucks and walruses only.<BR/><BR/>Surprised I didn't see a picture of a prop engine plane as the mothership for the fleet. <BR/><BR/>Did they even have airplanes when you were growing, cunt? I don't mean that age wise. I meant ... did Canadians even have such sophisticated forms of transportation or was it strictly the railways and hot air balloons servicing that backwoods country?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28703518265677464662008-06-08T21:19:00.000-04:002008-06-08T21:19:00.000-04:00Customs? That means I can rake in? One for you - o...Customs? That means I can rake in? One for you - one for me. Drop that and bend, where's the glove ... You do South America? Fine. I'll make you rich.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38134696674934767722008-06-08T20:53:00.000-04:002008-06-08T20:53:00.000-04:00BOXER: Your four vicious Chihuahuas would be an as...BOXER: Your four vicious Chihuahuas would be an asset to the company as well.<BR/><BR/>EROS: CyberPoof wouldn’t have liked the security uniform.<BR/><BR/>Unless it was trimmed in marabou feathers.<BR/><BR/>BITTERSWEET: If you’re in charge of popcorn, you’re automatically in charge of the in-flight movies.<BR/><BR/>Why not start with “Fearless” starring Jeff Bridges?<BR/><BR/>The one where his plane has a terrible crash scene?<BR/><BR/>GARFY: So THAT’S how my panties went missing!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74646922294495724412008-06-08T19:56:00.000-04:002008-06-08T19:56:00.000-04:00As your jets will be for 'executives'only I feel e...As your jets will be for 'executives'<BR/>only I feel emboldened to nominate myself as a baggage handler.<BR/><BR/>I like nicking stuff.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4122779530517981712008-06-08T18:16:00.000-04:002008-06-08T18:16:00.000-04:00i can make popcorni can make popcornBittersweethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02336289793698943669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57708296762341124142008-06-08T17:36:00.000-04:002008-06-08T17:36:00.000-04:00I'd've thought CP would've picked security, making...I'd've thought CP would've picked security, making people take off their shoes while he judges them...eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65149522425997912762008-06-08T17:34:00.000-04:002008-06-08T17:34:00.000-04:00Ticket agent! Piss me off and I'll put you next t...Ticket agent! Piss me off and I'll put you next to the busy bathroom on the long flight...if I'm going to put you on the plane at all!<BR/><BR/>Or flight engineer (3rd pilot); I can still wear the hat and drink, knowing that there's another who'll have to take over first when the lush captain passes out...eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90233322466375580002008-06-08T17:05:00.000-04:002008-06-08T17:05:00.000-04:00can I be in charge of Customer Service? I think yo...can I be in charge of Customer Service? I think you're going to need it and I'm great with dealing with complaints... I start whining right back at them and eventually they just get tired and hang up.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51817665172276067042008-06-08T16:06:00.000-04:002008-06-08T16:06:00.000-04:00MAGO: We could use a man like you in Customs.GEOFF...MAGO: We could use a man like you in Customs.<BR/><BR/>GEOFF: Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, too.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47901914417774240892008-06-08T16:00:00.000-04:002008-06-08T16:00:00.000-04:00"Surely you can't be serious.""I am serious... and..."Surely you can't be serious."<BR/><BR/>"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73699362637395728582008-06-08T15:47:00.000-04:002008-06-08T15:47:00.000-04:00I'm more in the landing business ...http://en.wiki...I'm more in the landing business ...<BR/>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/88_mm_gunAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42958627248425691532008-06-08T15:16:00.000-04:002008-06-08T15:16:00.000-04:00KNUDSEN: You're hired!And by the way, the pilot wa...KNUDSEN: You're hired!<BR/><BR/>And by the way, the pilot wants to see you.<BR/><BR/>Says he has something that needs tightening in the COCKpit.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85722638597527468402008-06-08T14:42:00.000-04:002008-06-08T14:42:00.000-04:00Sorry bitches there won't be any flights until Wed...Sorry bitches there won't be any flights until Wednesday.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03880108077729502539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30241023488023068272008-06-08T14:25:00.000-04:002008-06-08T14:25:00.000-04:00NWT: You're far too chipper about this exciting ca...NWT: You're far too chipper about this exciting career opportunity.<BR/><BR/>Therefore, you'll do it for free.<BR/><BR/>And I charge extra for peanuts.<BR/><BR/>EDDIE: Is that Old Knudsen gasping for fresh air and looking green around the gills?<BR/><BR/>While you were away, he moved to California.<BR/><BR/>You could be neighbours!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86006205952409963252008-06-08T13:30:00.000-04:002008-06-08T13:30:00.000-04:00Be sure you get your rust protector well into all ...<I>Be sure you get your rust protector well into all the crevices and let it penetrate deeply.</I><BR/><BR/>I'm looking for dead stowaways...sure to find a couple.Eddie Waringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950124311643686424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18181111985574970862008-06-08T13:01:00.000-04:002008-06-08T13:01:00.000-04:00I'd like to help all those women who wish to join ...I'd like to help all those women who wish to join the Mile High Club. <BR/><BR/>And having MJ pay me for doing this as part of the "Infomaniac Airlines Experience" would just be all the better!<BR/><BR/>I think we should have a Mile High Club section of the plane with a huge bed and room for toys - the other passengers wouldn't want to be seeing some of what would be going on. Of course, some would - maybe we could get money out of them too. Seems to be how airlines are going these days - pay-per-view....nwtrunnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07294699413465501497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81888502048012777272008-06-08T12:41:00.000-04:002008-06-08T12:41:00.000-04:00EDDIE: You start today.Be sure you get your rust p...EDDIE: You start today.<BR/><BR/>Be sure you get your rust protector well into all the crevices and let it penetrate deeply.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57696152952336108992008-06-08T12:33:00.000-04:002008-06-08T12:33:00.000-04:00I specialize in inspecting undercarriages. When ca...I specialize in inspecting undercarriages. When can I start? I have my own flashlight.Eddie Waringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950124311643686424noreply@blogger.com