tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7209620280076815793..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Crocs MenorahThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91840183724372745132009-12-29T13:14:22.550-05:002009-12-29T13:14:22.550-05:00Crocs are to Earth Shoes as Orcs are to Elves in M...Crocs are to Earth Shoes as Orcs are to Elves in Middle Earth. Unfortunately, throwing jewelery into a volcano won't destroy their creator.<br /><br />When are we going to stop dumping our crap on the nations in Africa?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.globalenvision.org/library/15/786" rel="nofollow">Fair Trade</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&contentId=A25618-2002Apr21&notFound=true" rel="nofollow">Dumping</a><br /><br />They <a href="http://www.moneyunder30.com/donating-clothing-beware-for-profit-drop-boxes" rel="nofollow">sell your clothes</a> for $100 a bale. Even legitimate charities often have to funnel their "gifts" through corrupt government officials that will then charge for them.<br /><br />"Hannukkah" is often mis-pronaunced, the "H" being substituted for a hebrew character that does <i>not</i> sound like someone hit the old guy in the diaphragm, producing an expellation of air ("huh!). It sounds like someone hocking up a nice load of phlegm from the back of the throat, at least according to Billy Crystal. When done imperfectly, it kind of sounds like K-h. Since the evil Noah Webster or someone like him has a thing about words starting with "K", we get Chanukah as a fix. Since the "CH" is <i>not</i> pronounced as in "Charlie", this is so much better.breakerslionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14327290369084118043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71566466335539015792009-12-23T19:38:13.801-05:002009-12-23T19:38:13.801-05:00LA DIVA CUCINA: I'll drink to that.
L'Cha...LA DIVA CUCINA: I'll drink to that.<br /><br />L'Chaim!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62817174445269582672009-12-23T19:32:58.149-05:002009-12-23T19:32:58.149-05:00I don't mean to kvetch but OY GEVALT! What a ...I don't mean to kvetch but OY GEVALT! What a farkatk idea! What shlemil thought of this kakameyme display? I'd rather dress in shmates! <br /><br />Some chutzpah!<br /><br />"scurries off to Jerry's Deli in disgust..."LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42743424599810214752009-12-23T08:39:53.398-05:002009-12-23T08:39:53.398-05:00DAMIEN: Firstly - too many spellings of Chanukah /...<b>DAMIEN</b>: <i>Firstly - too many spellings of Chanukah / Hannukah / Hanukkah to argue for it.<br />Secondly - Michael Rivers is mine - back of Cyberpete..... *insert menacing growl here*</i><br /><br />Time for a bitchfight!<br /><br /><b>ISTVANSKI</b>: <i>So gross. Off to the recycling plant for that lot.</i><br /><br />The planet thanks you.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40563326617169189882009-12-23T05:22:47.492-05:002009-12-23T05:22:47.492-05:00So gross. Off to the recycling plant for that lot....So gross. Off to the recycling plant for that lot.Istvanskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300986800641512516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29435407708342984632009-12-23T02:56:21.487-05:002009-12-23T02:56:21.487-05:00Firstly - too many spellings of Chanukah / Hannuka...Firstly - too many spellings of Chanukah / Hannukah / Hanukkah to argue for it.<br /><br />Secondly - Michael Rivers is mine - back of Cyberpete..... *insert menacing growl here*Damienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14413086752729344695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76216594728792295382009-12-22T12:59:33.454-05:002009-12-22T12:59:33.454-05:00JILL: Si, senorita!
Have you been hitting the teq...<b>JILL</b>: <i>Si, senorita!</i><br /><br />Have you been hitting the tequila again?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71765722870610857292009-12-22T11:18:08.778-05:002009-12-22T11:18:08.778-05:00Si, senorita!Si, senorita!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08171054999389018364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80759128588575279272009-12-22T09:38:39.326-05:002009-12-22T09:38:39.326-05:00MAGO: Lust is good. And if Bob helps ...
Seriousl...<b>MAGO</b>: <i> Lust is good. And if Bob helps ...<br />Seriously he delivered some of the most impressive scenes on film in the 20th century.</i><br /><br />‘Night of the Hunter’ and ‘Cape Fear’ were particularly memorable but there were many more.<br /><br /><b>DAVID</b>: <i> crocs are an abomination in the eyes of the lord...and unbeknownst to the various Jews, to Hey-Zeus himself.</i><br /><br />Amen, brother David.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22273572633442372712009-12-21T22:20:04.888-05:002009-12-21T22:20:04.888-05:00crocs are an abomination in the eyes of the lord.....crocs are an abomination in the eyes of the lord...and unbeknownst to the various Jews, to Hey-Zeus himself.Davidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83513161172946140712009-12-21T22:01:57.740-05:002009-12-21T22:01:57.740-05:00Lust is good. And if Bob helps ...
Seriously he d...Lust is good. And if Bob helps ...<br /><br />Seriously he delivered some of the most impressive scenes on film in the 20th century.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55786317115154750162009-12-21T21:14:32.739-05:002009-12-21T21:14:32.739-05:00MICHAEL GUY: Nothing says "why is this night ...<b>MICHAEL GUY</b>: <i>Nothing says "why is this night different from all other nights" like a bin full of sweaty Crocs, eh?!</i><br /><br />I’d rather have a bin full of sweaty houseboys, wouldn’t you?<br /><br />Now THAT would be a religious experience.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Clearly no one else called second, so I did.<br />Regarding the Donn issue, I've decided to move on to (another poor soul, bless him) The fabulous Mr. Michael Rivers</i><br /><br />I think Michael is taken but then when has THAT ever stopped you?<br /><br /><b>JILL</b>: <i>Loathe crocs!</i><br /><br />Love Louboutin!<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Crocs Menorah - sounds like a trashy detective ... Crocs Menorah pulled out his trusted Luger and blamsplatterbüörgh - the best man to guard the holy scrotum on it's vile journey to Canada! Extra for this film Robert Mitchum was digitally exhumed and resurrected, his performance is a MUST See. CROCS MENORAH - another slam-bam-number-one by Zombie Prouctions!</i><br /><br />You are intentionally fanning my lust for the late, great Robert Mitchum.<br /><br />I am adding ‘blamsplatterbüörgh’ to my vocabulary.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11010470328350897492009-12-21T17:41:41.323-05:002009-12-21T17:41:41.323-05:00Crocs Menorah - sounds like a trashy detective ......Crocs Menorah - sounds like a trashy detective ... Crocs Menorah pulled out his trusted Luger and blamsplatterbüörgh - the best man to guard the holy scrotum on it's vile journey to Canada! Extra for this film Robert Mitchum was digitally exhumed and resurrected, his performance is a MUST See. CROCS MENORAH - another slam-bam-number-one by Zombie Prouctions!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26214543088206812142009-12-21T17:28:43.215-05:002009-12-21T17:28:43.215-05:00Loathe crocs!Loathe crocs!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08171054999389018364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83150968262490970302009-12-21T17:21:30.285-05:002009-12-21T17:21:30.285-05:00Clearly no one else called second, so I did.
Rega...Clearly no one else called second, so I did.<br /><br />Regarding the Donn issue, I've decided to move on to (another poor soul, bless him) The fabulous Mr. Michael RiversCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56930044120261149732009-12-21T15:55:18.407-05:002009-12-21T15:55:18.407-05:00Nothing says "why is this night different fro...Nothing says "why is this night different from all other nights" like a bin full of sweaty Crocs, eh?!Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90126217617619635392009-12-21T15:00:36.581-05:002009-12-21T15:00:36.581-05:00GARFY: Crocs make me Ugg.
Chanukah? I thought it ...<b>GARFY</b>: <i> Crocs make me Ugg.<br />Chanukah? I thought it was Diwali.</i><br /><br />Diwali doesn’t hold a candle to Chanukah.<br /><br />*slaps thighs*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26520202431909965842009-12-21T14:35:35.244-05:002009-12-21T14:35:35.244-05:00Crocs make me Ugg.
Chanukah? I thought it was Diw...Crocs make me Ugg.<br /><br />Chanukah? I thought it was Diwali.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7409797969513831262009-12-21T12:16:30.938-05:002009-12-21T12:16:30.938-05:00NATIONS: now ok. this is a menorah? and...and the...<b>NATIONS</b>: <i> now ok. this is a menorah? and...and these are USED CROCS?? peoples FEET have been in them? <br />and, ok. these used crocs are being collected for CHARITY and being sent to AFRICA???? <br />this perches directly on the fence between 'tasteless' and 'satanic'. i am freaking speechless. the only possible explaination is that they hired John Waters to design their holiday campaign.<br />...which now that i come to think about it, would be so cool. huh...</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ is gagging for anything by John Waters at the moment as his live on-stage Christmas show was cancelled up here.<br /><br />A distraught Mistress MJ shall console herself by watching <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2fydrw/" rel="nofollow">Cha Cha Heels for Christmas!</a><br /><br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i> ok I just read the article and now I am deeply confused. somehow the concepts "Used Crocs" and "Mitzvah" aren't coming together for me and I'm trying, I really am. <br />MJ, I vote this the most "Infomaniac-worthy" event of 2009. *bows deeply before MJ's maribou slipper-clad tootsies* damn, girl. <br />just.....dayum. </i><br /><br />Wasn’t the Infomaniac Christmas Hair Party the most Infomaniac-worthy event of 2009?<br /><br />Everyone was ogling your <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yf6dqot/" rel="nofollow">hairy cooter</a> as I recall.<br /><br /><b>KAZ</b>: <i>Those poor children - I will phone the NSPCC.</i><br /><br />I’m going to have to Google NSPCC, KAZ.<br /><br />There will be an extra charge for that.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>I am, quite simply, aghast.<br />And confused. What's a Menorah (I can't be arsed to google it)? </i><br /><br />A Menorah is “a special seven branched candelabrum used by Hebrews to celebrate CHANUKAH, the MENORAH is linked to a story wherein the original lamp stayed miraculously lit in a Jerusalem temple much longer than it was capable because the oil within was only enough for one day.”<br /><br />There will be a service charge for Mistress MJ Googling it FOR you.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21585538419533582622009-12-21T12:09:11.999-05:002009-12-21T12:09:11.999-05:00I am, quite simply, aghast.
And confused. What&#...I am, quite simply, aghast.<br /><br />And confused. What's a Menorah (I can't be arsed to google it)?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81437089207628772992009-12-21T11:43:05.831-05:002009-12-21T11:43:05.831-05:00Those poor children - I will phone the NSPCC.Those poor children - I will phone the NSPCC.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66528233462944865972009-12-21T11:34:07.836-05:002009-12-21T11:34:07.836-05:00ok I just read the article and now I am deeply con...ok I just read the article and now I am deeply confused. somehow the concepts "Used Crocs" and "Mitzvah" aren't coming together for me and I'm trying, I really am. <br /><br />MJ, I vote this the most "Infomaniac-worthy" event of 2009. *bows deeply before MJ's maribou slipper-clad tootsies* damn, girl. <br /><br />just.....dayum.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38368322750298731342009-12-21T11:27:19.360-05:002009-12-21T11:27:19.360-05:00now ok. this is a menorah? and...and these are USE...now ok. this is a menorah? and...and these are USED CROCS?? peoples FEET have been in them? <br /> and, ok. these used crocs are being collected for CHARITY and being sent to AFRICA???? <br /><br />this perches directly on the fence between 'tasteless' and 'satanic'. i am freaking speechless. the only possible explaination is that they hired John Waters to design their holiday campaign.<br /><br />...which now that i come to think about it, would be so cool. huh...FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29648646353682594392009-12-21T10:28:25.946-05:002009-12-21T10:28:25.946-05:00EROS: As if Jewish kids don't have a rough tim...<b>EROS</b>: <i>As if Jewish kids don't have a rough time as it is during Xmas, now they have to deal with this monstrosity? Did they run out of dreidels? <br />I'm pretty sure the less fortunate would rather have money to buy more fortunate footwear.</i><br /><br />Quite right.<br /><br />No one should have to wear Crocs or be forced to shop at Payless.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Dear Misstress<br />The houseboys have just had to arouse Princess from a fit of the vapours...<br />How could you? <br />Why would you?<br />Pricess shall take a powder with her daquiri, (Wobbling toward the day bed in shock!) as she now needs a good lie down to recompose herself</i><br /><br />Taking a powder with your daiquiri?<br /><br />Now you know what it’s like to be Mistress MJ.<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>My God, haven't the jews suffered enough?????</i><br /><br />You bet your tuchis they have!<br /><br /><b>DONN</b>: <i>It's beautiful :)</i><br /><br />If you weren’t so loveable I’d smack you silly.<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>looks like 9 crocks of shit to me.</i><br /><br />Feh!<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>I have completed my Christmas gift shopping for The Mistress!<br />Technical support provided by Ponita.</i><br /><br />And how would YOU like it if the kangaroo went after YOUR tackle?<br /><br />And why is my Official IT Consultant consulting others for technical support?<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>That is vile!<br />I did indeed have a crush on Michael (and his lovely restaurant reviewing) until it became uncertain if he condones such blasphemy.<br />I call SECOND!</i><br /><br />Yet you still have a crush on Donn regardless of the fact that he occasionally wears Crocs?<br /><br />And why are you calling second when you most obviously are not.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>This nearly put me off celebrating the Winter Solstice.<br />I'll swig some Angostura Bitters and Soda and will carry on regardless.<br />Crocs are an abomination whatever your spiritual beliefs.</i><br /><br />What’s next?<br /><br />Will the image of Crocs show up on a piece of toast and be auctioned off on eBay?<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>Hope you have the best Christmas ever!</i><br /><br />And to YOU my pillow-fluffing friend!<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>Crocs contribute to Global Warming!<br />...I'm not sure how, but I thought I'd start the day with an emotive statement. They probably do though, don't they?</i><br /><br />Was this issue raised at the Copenhagen Climate Summit?<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>"Crocs For Christmas Box" is a registered charity, they send unwanted Crocs to children and adults in remote vilages in Africa.</i><br /><br />Coming soon to the Oprah Winfrey Show.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>There!!! I rest my case - flying crocs all over the world is adding to Global Warming!</i><br /><br />It’s An Inconvenient Truth.<br /><br /><b>JOANNA CAKE</b>: <i>I do not and have never owned a pair of crocs!</i><br /><br />Then you are most welcome here at Infomaniac.<br /><br />As long as you don’t have Uggs either.<br /><br /><b>SAVANNAH</b>: <i>i'm going to the movies on dec. 25 and damn happy about it!</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ has spent a Christmas or five at the movies too!<br /><br />What are you seeing?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86152076378315679702009-12-21T08:48:56.633-05:002009-12-21T08:48:56.633-05:00i'm going to the movies on dec. 25 and damn ha...i'm going to the movies on dec. 25 and damn happy about it! xoxoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.com