tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7174436913834690071..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Try Something New DayThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10414596414377592032007-11-29T00:04:00.000-05:002007-11-29T00:04:00.000-05:00CYBERSLUT: You’ve purchased the Cruel Shoes!I hope...CYBERSLUT: You’ve purchased the Cruel Shoes!<BR/><BR/>I hope they’re not those horrid Jessica Simpson shoes.<BR/><BR/>PRU: You can start by cleaning my place.<BR/><BR/>WW: Cut-off cord?<BR/><BR/>That reminds me of HE’s vasectomy posting.<BR/><BR/>TATAS: Thinking?<BR/><BR/>Don’t hurt yourself.<BR/><BR/>SID: Writing your letter to Santa?<BR/><BR/>Tell him I’ve been naughty.<BR/><BR/>WAITRESS: Were you high on Wild Turkey?<BR/><BR/>TONY: Whatever you do, don’t look at <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2lslo5/" REL="nofollow">this</A>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11787480955212386892007-11-28T16:50:00.000-05:002007-11-28T16:50:00.000-05:00A Cartoon has never given me a hard-on before(i do...A Cartoon has never given me a hard-on before(i dont know if i should be happy or sad about this?)Somehow, THE SIMPSONS will never seem the same.Have i lost my Innocence???!tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19849937936568887602007-11-28T16:19:00.000-05:002007-11-28T16:19:00.000-05:00Remember that stuffed turkey on my wall? When I f...Remember that stuffed turkey on my wall? When I finally brought that bird home I had my way with him, complete with a lap dance. That's why he's missing a few tail feathers. Ahh what can I say. I'm a fowl horny bitch. How cares if he didn't have a pulse!Upset Waitresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07389216893210851274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40925160538327041462007-11-28T15:14:00.000-05:002007-11-28T15:14:00.000-05:00Tatas ~ Spelling?I am going to write my letter to ...Tatas ~ Spelling?<BR/><BR/>I am going to write my letter to Santa.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32762436519418065122007-11-28T15:11:00.000-05:002007-11-28T15:11:00.000-05:00what activity haven't I tried.*thinks*what activity haven't I tried.<BR/><BR/>*thinks*Tatashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08076261560698172018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82452579010014120852007-11-28T14:54:00.000-05:002007-11-28T14:54:00.000-05:00I got a new plug put on today for my vandalized, c...I got a new plug put on today for my vandalized, cut-off block heater cord in -20C weather.<BR/><BR/>Does that count?<BR/><BR/>There is some bizarre link to copulation there, but I'm just not sure what it is...WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90816335441166833672007-11-28T13:15:00.000-05:002007-11-28T13:15:00.000-05:00Maybe I'll buy an apron and clean something? That ...Maybe I'll buy an apron and clean something? That could also lead to thinking up new curse words.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40561959288340590042007-11-28T13:08:00.000-05:002007-11-28T13:08:00.000-05:00I wore new shoes to work todaymy toes are crushed ...I wore new shoes to work today<BR/><BR/>my toes are crushed and my heels are bloody<BR/><BR/>but the shoes look fabCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15909895669615826262007-11-28T11:11:00.000-05:002007-11-28T11:11:00.000-05:00HE: Betty Boop will flash her skivvies at anybody....HE: Betty Boop will flash her skivvies at anybody.<BR/><BR/>AND she performs topless in Betty’s Bamboo Isle!<BR/><BR/>FN: Does it involve unwrapping Mutley or Beast under the Christmas tree?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48331085519866085402007-11-28T10:52:00.000-05:002007-11-28T10:52:00.000-05:00*BOWS BEFORE YOUR MIGHTY TIJUANA BIBLE FU!*meanwhi...*BOWS BEFORE YOUR MIGHTY TIJUANA BIBLE FU!*<BR/><BR/><BR/>meanwhile, you don't wanna know what brave new frontiers i'll be busting today. as we all know, my whole life is a neverending series of wacky adventures anyway, but today will be action packed madcap AND zany.<BR/>today I engage the forces of MANAGED CARE!<BR/>MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41206189823312841042007-11-28T10:48:00.000-05:002007-11-28T10:48:00.000-05:00I had always suspected that Betty Boop and Dick Tr...I had always suspected that Betty Boop and Dick Tracy 'hooked up'.<BR/><BR/>Do NOT try position #1 if you are farsighted...<BR/>or #2 if you put any stock in hind sight.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42952208954180809952007-11-28T09:49:00.000-05:002007-11-28T09:49:00.000-05:00KNUDSEN: You could grant me another question if yo...KNUDSEN: You could grant me another <A HREF="http://knudsenvice.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">question</A> if you fancy it.<BR/><BR/>And stop calling me Stenchtrench.<BR/><BR/>VICUS: How adventuresome!<BR/><BR/>Be sure to paint your face and get sozzled.<BR/><BR/>Then go out and get tattooed.<BR/><BR/>Are you taking Geoff with you for guidance?<BR/><BR/>KAZ: I’d give him a choice.<BR/><BR/>Socks off or rocks off?<BR/><BR/>BETTY: Was it Geoff? We haven’t heard from him yet. <BR/><BR/>He had it coming.<BR/><BR/>MANUEL: Are you spreading the mousse all over your body as part of the initiation rites for the new, upstart waiters?<BR/><BR/>Knudsen has informed me of your secret desires.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42527859444936086512007-11-28T08:00:00.000-05:002007-11-28T08:00:00.000-05:00Lemon Mousse from M and S.......life on the edge i...Lemon Mousse from M and S.......life on the edge in this house....Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44484864068989081152007-11-28T07:39:00.000-05:002007-11-28T07:39:00.000-05:00I murdered somebody today. That was really challe...I murdered somebody today. That was really challenging, but fun.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51945906202843282312007-11-28T06:26:00.000-05:002007-11-28T06:26:00.000-05:00How could that bloke be so depraved? He's still go...How could that bloke be so depraved? <BR/>He's still got his socks on.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21474879817826299182007-11-28T05:00:00.000-05:002007-11-28T05:00:00.000-05:00Watching the football.Watching the football.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87442506342096303812007-11-28T03:43:00.000-05:002007-11-28T03:43:00.000-05:00So you want yer readers to try heterosexual sex fr...So you want yer readers to try heterosexual sex from jizz stained books? I like where yer mind is. <BR/><BR/>I'm being nice to everyone, nah fuck it.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03880108077729502539noreply@blogger.com