tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7112908238268782471..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Meet MargaretThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47046141605752569112012-12-19T23:31:58.987-05:002012-12-19T23:31:58.987-05:00The fungus among us.
I like scraping until I get ...The fungus among us.<br /><br />I like scraping until I get down to raw hide.<br /><br />Literally.<br /><br />I have Male and Female Syringes.<br /><br />Filled with oodles of ooze.<br /><br />Cheffie Poo will you give me some of your goo?<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23594926892112146242012-12-19T23:29:50.122-05:002012-12-19T23:29:50.122-05:00You're a jealous, jealous little snippet, and ...You're a jealous, jealous little snippet, and I mean to fashion a very special syringe for you over the holidays.<br /><br />Do you even have holidays in CN?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39862949391705949862012-12-19T23:14:56.740-05:002012-12-19T23:14:56.740-05:00Margaret puts the "fun" in "fungus....Margaret puts the "fun" in "fungus."The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88559196465270257182012-12-19T23:10:44.753-05:002012-12-19T23:10:44.753-05:00You mean into your CAKEHOLE, Margaret.You mean into your CAKEHOLE, Margaret.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35616799283586950442012-12-19T23:10:33.321-05:002012-12-19T23:10:33.321-05:00"Step aside!!!"
First, fill I will fill..."Step aside!!!"<br /><br />First, fill I will fill the cold syringe with Kreml, smile glibly (as I am able), and ram it into the orifice of choice.<br /><br />Then wait.<br /><br />And wait.<br /><br />And wait some more.<br /><br />Lifting your flap, will check for yeast growth and bubbling.<br /><br />If sufficient, I will pat you on the hindquarters, and spin you around, and send you into traffic.<br /><br />If no yeast growth, ask norma. That's HER department, and she is quite "hefty" in producing strong, bubbly farts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90471730962143358542012-12-19T23:09:02.846-05:002012-12-19T23:09:02.846-05:00Are you and your evil twin expecting twins, Margar...Are you and your evil twin expecting twins, Margaret?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78056802972552532332012-12-19T23:08:02.613-05:002012-12-19T23:08:02.613-05:00I don't like icing, so no, not asking.
Just s...I don't like icing, so no, not asking.<br /><br />Just shoving..."cake" into my mouth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53228569156271416132012-12-19T23:07:30.355-05:002012-12-19T23:07:30.355-05:00Oh, all hands on dick, I mean deck!Oh, all hands on dick, I mean deck!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66959737461258468902012-12-19T23:06:22.611-05:002012-12-19T23:06:22.611-05:00Oh, your BIL?Oh, your BIL?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29108019408019915772012-12-19T23:05:28.949-05:002012-12-19T23:05:28.949-05:00He will when the child support agency contacts him...He will when the child support agency contacts him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73110450052196140662012-12-18T23:46:10.435-05:002012-12-18T23:46:10.435-05:00music? between the firing range AND the
yeast ris...music? between the firing range AND the <br />yeast rising, who could possibly hear music?normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43856758552760217722012-12-18T23:15:31.541-05:002012-12-18T23:15:31.541-05:00You’ll need some background music for your new ent...You’ll need some <a href="http://tinyurl.com/ckkbao2/" rel="nofollow">background music</a> for your new enterprise, Norma.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22153901161571209962012-12-18T22:56:48.694-05:002012-12-18T22:56:48.694-05:00i'm meeting with my team as i type,
we're ...i'm meeting with my team as i type,<br />we're putting the finishing touches on my<br /><a href="http://mittendrinnen.blogspot.com/2012/12/franchises-available.html" rel="nofollow">new franchise opportunity.</a><br /><br />want my yeast? get in line.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68355420784247445262012-12-18T22:26:59.666-05:002012-12-18T22:26:59.666-05:00CHEFFIE POO: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Perhaps you s...CHEFFIE POO: Welcome to Infomaniac!<br /><br />Perhaps you should be discussing yeast cultures with our dear friend Norma.<br /><br />Norma’s muffin was dismissed from the Kitchen Queen Contest as being <a href="http://tinyurl.com/cc4nggg/" rel="nofollow">too yeasty</a>.<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58725353200228375912012-12-18T22:26:29.257-05:002012-12-18T22:26:29.257-05:00She wouldn’t dare ask, Mr. Lax.She wouldn’t <i>dare</i> ask, Mr. Lax.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80703509958044322512012-12-18T22:26:04.930-05:002012-12-18T22:26:04.930-05:00PRINNY: Speaking of welcoming Margaret aboard, I w...PRINNY: Speaking of welcoming Margaret <i>aboard</i>, I wonder if she’d like to set sail on the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/bnljtuk/" rel="nofollow">Infomaniac Love Boat</a>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48970224976482468432012-12-18T19:45:19.166-05:002012-12-18T19:45:19.166-05:00I was informed by a friend that this was the place...I was informed by a friend that this was the place to visit to fulfill a special need, please let me explain:<br /><br />I am a Chef, quite renown, especially for my signature sourdough bread. Recently during a relocation I lost my most precious yeast culture. Oh, the horror! I have catered affairs scheduled all throughout this holiday season. Could Nurse Margaret please, please help me find a suitable culture during her rounds?<br /><br />I am willing to pay top dollar.<br /><br />Pardon me for being so forward, but I really need to find a decent, aromatic culture for my recipe. Won't you please help an aging woman hold onto the last shreds of what has otherwise been a brilliant career?<br /><br />Thank you all.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02343322464013095789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34682672283373928962012-12-18T17:58:33.867-05:002012-12-18T17:58:33.867-05:00PS: Margaret, it is traditional for all newbies to...PS: Margaret, it is traditional for all newbies to ask Mistress MJ for cake.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67170736151662638842012-12-18T17:34:05.243-05:002012-12-18T17:34:05.243-05:00just what this place needs... A hygiene inpector.....just what this place needs... A hygiene inpector.... and it looks from the pictures that Margaret is just the man for the job....<br /><br />As MJ says to all her new Bitches...<br /><br />"Welcome Aboard"Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24492089637145188772012-12-18T13:21:02.033-05:002012-12-18T13:21:02.033-05:00Toilet patrol?
I’ve hired a clown to do it for me...Toilet patrol?<br /><br />I’ve hired a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yzv2mnk/" rel="nofollow">clown</a> to do it for me.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61338134225096973412012-12-18T10:57:52.087-05:002012-12-18T10:57:52.087-05:00Don't tell Wally. He thinks he's been qui...Don't tell Wally. He thinks he's been quite effective.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63416842231178793372012-12-18T10:57:25.817-05:002012-12-18T10:57:25.817-05:00Why, I've been using "Saniseal" as a...Why, I've been using "Saniseal" as a courtesy lobster bib! So, no, that job will fall into your dirty little crabby claws.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27901695865012038542012-12-18T09:47:00.953-05:002012-12-18T09:47:00.953-05:00Speaking of TP, we had a problem a couple of years...Speaking of TP, we had a problem a couple of years ago with <a href="http://tinyurl.com/cxw5q6z/" rel="nofollow">The Scourge</a>.<br /><br />Will you be on toilet patrol from now on, Margaret?<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24121266477877394372012-12-18T09:46:34.712-05:002012-12-18T09:46:34.712-05:00And YOUR parts have rusted over due to LACK of use...And YOUR parts have rusted over due to LACK of use, Margaret.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39246760236108479412012-12-18T09:46:13.386-05:002012-12-18T09:46:13.386-05:00Poor, long-suffering Wally.
He never knew what hi...Poor, long-suffering Wally.<br /><br />He never knew what hit him.<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com