tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post6887796398262862041..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: What Should I Cock?The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2776593486012823052008-10-08T17:34:00.000-04:002008-10-08T17:34:00.000-04:00DAISY: We all started out tabula rasa, may I remin...DAISY: We all started out tabula rasa, may I remind you.<BR/><BR/>MR.C: What an unexpected pleasure!<BR/><BR/>I must remind you, though, to go walkies with the dogs or you'll be haunted by the ghost of Barbara Woodhouse.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40767396392934399752008-10-08T17:09:00.000-04:002008-10-08T17:09:00.000-04:00what lovley post made me go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! C...what lovley post made me go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! CUNT! beast should have fun with the thugs i havnt walked themfor a week xxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56038235495449247132008-10-08T08:29:00.000-04:002008-10-08T08:29:00.000-04:00oh my dear mj...you were so tainted even prior to ...oh my dear mj...you were so tainted even prior to this!Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78528812406372487322008-10-07T22:55:00.000-04:002008-10-07T22:55:00.000-04:00DAISY: I must now attempt to erase the image of Be...DAISY: I must now attempt to erase the image of Beast's member out of my mind.<BR/><BR/>I feel tainted.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87245048598131037952008-10-07T21:53:00.000-04:002008-10-07T21:53:00.000-04:00MJ so thicko doesn't mean the same as it does in a...MJ so thicko doesn't mean the same as it does in america? it has nothing to do with the girth of one's member? good thing you told me before i said it to beast thinking i was meaning something else...Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22696152690022806482008-10-07T21:42:00.001-04:002008-10-07T21:42:00.001-04:00CATSCRATCH: Woohooooo!LEAH: Shouldn't you be worki...CATSCRATCH: Woohooooo!<BR/><BR/>LEAH: Shouldn't you be working on your time warp calculations, Miss Leah?<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: IVD’s number is written on the wall of every public toilet in Great Britain.<BR/><BR/>HEFF: Bonus points for being an Amurican who knows the meaning of Spotted Dick!<BR/><BR/>DAISY: I didn’t get it…I’m a thicko.<BR/><BR/>A British term you’ll want to bandy about when you go to England and meet Beast.<BR/><BR/>Repeat after me… “Beast, you thicko!”<BR/><BR/>NATIONS: I geddit!<BR/><BR/>*not really but it’s best to agree with the non compos mentis*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-92219410267084558022008-10-07T21:42:00.000-04:002008-10-07T21:42:00.000-04:00TONY: London FOOD SEX BEER FOOTBALL…I take it you’...TONY: London FOOD SEX BEER FOOTBALL…<BR/><BR/>I take it you’ve sampled all four?<BR/><BR/>In that particular order or simultaneously?<BR/><BR/>GEOFF: Go, Irons!<BR/><BR/>Have we been into the cooking sherry, Geoff?<BR/><BR/>SAVANNAH: I’ll bet it was the Comment of the Year.<BR/><BR/>Dang, dang and double dang.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: Oh dear.<BR/><BR/>*feigns concern*<BR/><BR/>VOICES: The Googler in question is British so you’ll find nothing but warm beer.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48745324034572134382008-10-07T20:04:00.000-04:002008-10-07T20:04:00.000-04:00maybe it was a typo. maybe it was 'im bored and hu...maybe it was a typo. maybe it was 'im bored and hungry what should i, cock?"<BR/><BR/>see how much more sense it makes now?FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44601438368975936532008-10-07T19:07:00.000-04:002008-10-07T19:07:00.000-04:00MJ...it wasn't about violence...she wanted somethi...MJ...it wasn't about violence...she wanted something to eat - expression "eat your gun" comes to mind...and she wanted something to cock...cocking a gun...<BR/><BR/>i thought it was rather witty of me actually...another wasted attempt at humour...hmmphDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36921746545083125002008-10-07T17:01:00.000-04:002008-10-07T17:01:00.000-04:00SPOTTED DICK !SPOTTED DICK !Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86725539745505578172008-10-07T16:40:00.000-04:002008-10-07T16:40:00.000-04:00Yeah I did it up in Hampstead Heath last time I wa...Yeah I did it up in Hampstead Heath last time I was in London.<BR/><BR/>IDVs phone number was there tooCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83587094770877649172008-10-07T16:33:00.000-04:002008-10-07T16:33:00.000-04:00An eyebrow, like Spock?Eh, I'm late to the game, w...An eyebrow, like Spock?<BR/><BR/>Eh, I'm late to the game, whaddya want...Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54202629272368942012008-10-07T15:01:00.000-04:002008-10-07T15:01:00.000-04:00Weeeeeeenies!Weeeeeeenies!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76768378865172447282008-10-07T14:07:00.000-04:002008-10-07T14:07:00.000-04:00i see wots cocking over here.*holds nose and looks...i see wots cocking over here.<BR/><BR/>*holds nose and looks around for cold beer*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78898615142415896362008-10-07T13:54:00.000-04:002008-10-07T13:54:00.000-04:00Beast is worn out today and has nothing to sayBeast is worn out today and has nothing to sayBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86402865820753584982008-10-07T13:39:00.000-04:002008-10-07T13:39:00.000-04:00(dammit, blogger ate my comment!)uh...damn, and it...(dammit, blogger ate my comment!)<BR/><BR/><BR/>uh...damn, and it was a good one, too!<BR/><BR/>xoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78058827437281923962008-10-07T12:11:00.000-04:002008-10-07T12:11:00.000-04:00West Han rule, ok!Boiled beef & carrotsBoiled ...West Han rule, ok!<BR/><BR/>Boiled beef & carrots<BR/>Boiled beef & carrotsGeoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29551845652451789502008-10-07T12:09:00.000-04:002008-10-07T12:09:00.000-04:00Cock-a-leekie?Cock-a-spaniel?Cock-a-leekie?<BR/><BR/>Cock-a-spaniel?Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26877691701652537042008-10-07T12:07:00.000-04:002008-10-07T12:07:00.000-04:00They Cant Cook or Cock or anything else in London....They Cant <I>Cook</I> or <I>Cock</I> or anything else in London.<BR/>London FOOD SEX BEER FOOTBALL (apart from West Han ) ETC is the Worst in the World! Much better in Yorkshire where the Cocks are freerange+organic!tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26534021836072899502008-10-07T11:08:00.000-04:002008-10-07T11:08:00.000-04:00CHAMP: A touching lyrical tribute to your wee cock...CHAMP: A touching lyrical tribute to your wee cock.<BR/><BR/>Speaking as your your Official Beard and Body Hair Groomer, I must ask: is it time for a trim?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12999328672437582132008-10-07T09:31:00.000-04:002008-10-07T09:31:00.000-04:00I had a wee cock, and I loved it well,I fed my coc...I had a wee cock, and I loved it well,<BR/>I fed my cock on yonder hill; <BR/>My cock, lily-cock. lily-cock, coo; <BR/>Everyone loves their cock, <BR/>Why should not I love my cock too?World Champ Stephen Nealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03233004760190207435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15824719976294752192008-10-07T07:18:00.000-04:002008-10-07T07:18:00.000-04:00XL: Did you not get your fill at the Infomaniac We...XL: Did you not get your fill at the Infomaniac <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/4sj9ef/" REL="nofollow">Weenie Roast</A>?<BR/><BR/>RANDOM: See comment to XL.<BR/><BR/>MAGO: Sugar baby.<BR/><BR/>EROS: Rump roast?<BR/><BR/>*pushes Eros head first into the oven*<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: I’m convinced my URL is written on the wall of a public toilet.<BR/><BR/>MR.POOPIE: Con chorizo, si?<BR/><BR/>KAZ: We don’t use that kind of language around here.<BR/><BR/>MAXI: Welcome to Canada.<BR/><BR/>Donut capital of the world.<BR/><BR/>IVD: I’d push you into the oven with Eros but you don’t have enough meat on you.<BR/><BR/>DAISY: A gun?<BR/><BR/>No need for violence.<BR/><BR/>*typical American*<BR/><BR/>BOLLIX: I’ll share my fish pie with you but the faggots are mine.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61982392762229851692008-10-07T06:53:00.000-04:002008-10-07T06:53:00.000-04:00With you strictly in mind, I would cook up a fish ...With you strictly in mind, I would cook up a fish pie followed by faggots. ; )Barlinniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07555629852012324360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5284978535257628602008-10-07T06:35:00.000-04:002008-10-07T06:35:00.000-04:00a gun...duh...a gun...duh...Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78677021110300878512008-10-07T06:28:00.000-04:002008-10-07T06:28:00.000-04:00Ooh! Tim lives in London, so, in case it was him,...Ooh! Tim lives in London, so, in case it was him, the answer is: Me!<BR/>If it wasn't him, I don't care what he "cock"'s.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.com