tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post6760849218441297677..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Institute of Oral LoveThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34696693554020350562009-09-20T19:38:01.793-04:002009-09-20T19:38:01.793-04:00MITZI: No, if I remember rightly it was very draft...<b>MITZI</b>: <i>No, if I remember rightly it was very drafty and cold near to those windows, it's alright though, I had a portable heater at my feet, but my nipples stuck out like chapple hat pegs. Some nights when it was really cold I would wear my thick Aran cardie on top of my baby doll nighty.</i><br /><br />Tough times call for creative measures.<br /><br />You could have used your stiff nipples to cut decorative patterns in the hoarfrost on the windows.<br /><br />Festive!<br /><br />And reduces the cost of Christmas decorations.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78130300189842160522009-09-20T18:42:24.962-04:002009-09-20T18:42:24.962-04:00No, if I remember rightly it was very drafty and c...No, if I remember rightly it was very drafty and cold near to those windows, it's alright though, I had a portable heater at my feet, but my nipples stuck out like chapple hat pegs. Some nights when it was really cold I would wear my thick Aran cardie on top of my baby doll nighty.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37187333829350016342009-09-19T13:46:36.809-04:002009-09-19T13:46:36.809-04:00VOICES: *sneaks in back door*
Back on top of your...<b>VOICES</b>: <i>*sneaks in back door*</i><br /><br />Back on top of your game, I see.<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>That looks very similar to the finishing school I attended in Amsterdam</i><br /><br />Did you have a “happy ending” as you finished?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67422979978813911442009-09-19T11:31:10.190-04:002009-09-19T11:31:10.190-04:00That looks very similar to the finishing school I ...That looks very similar to the finishing school I attended in Amsterdam.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78950932800336458942009-09-18T01:12:23.697-04:002009-09-18T01:12:23.697-04:00*sneaks in back door**sneaks in back door*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39428842399965518922009-09-17T20:16:01.357-04:002009-09-17T20:16:01.357-04:00PONITA: The one on the left looks pretty good.
To...<b>PONITA</b>: <i>The one on the left looks pretty good.</i><br /><br />Too late. He’s taken.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>I'll take the dry one, without the crunchy tissues.</i><br /><br />This is no time to be picky.<br /><br /><b>MUTLEY</b>: <i>What on Earth is this all about? Really....</i><br /><br />If you have to ask, YOU need to enroll more than anyone. <br /><br />See me after class.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Is Mr. Slim a graduate?<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wMRz2N1G-c</i><br /><br />Someone should inform Mr. Slim that that dude is a lady.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39912875091681530952009-09-17T18:34:13.162-04:002009-09-17T18:34:13.162-04:00Is Mr. Slim a graduate?
http://www.youtube.com/wa...Is Mr. Slim a graduate?<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wMRz2N1G-cAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65562675688728036182009-09-17T18:31:15.776-04:002009-09-17T18:31:15.776-04:00What on Earth is this all about? Really....What on Earth is this all about? Really....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10901786595248471392009-09-17T16:43:33.686-04:002009-09-17T16:43:33.686-04:00I'll take the dry one, without the crunchy tis...I'll take the dry one, without the crunchy tissues.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18819286546697710822009-09-17T15:12:52.172-04:002009-09-17T15:12:52.172-04:00The one on the left looks pretty good.The one on the left looks pretty good.Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35758490756309385152009-09-17T15:01:31.243-04:002009-09-17T15:01:31.243-04:00ROSES: Ponita's test subject looks like the Ne...<b>ROSES</b>: <i>Ponita's test subject looks like the Nekkid Chef with the teeny weenie. Well...apart from the teeny weenie.<br />Hang on...that mean there's more than one man with that kind of beard.<br />Right. That's it. I'm moving into the Oubliette.</i><br /><br />If you’re moving into the Oubliette, you’ll have to ask Ginro about sharing the bunk beds.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1139403446566648482009-09-17T14:46:24.802-04:002009-09-17T14:46:24.802-04:00Ponita's test subject looks like the Nekkid Ch...Ponita's test subject looks like the Nekkid Chef with the teeny weenie. Well...apart from the teeny weenie.<br /><br />Hang on...that mean there's more than one man with that kind of beard.<br /><br />Right. That's it. I'm moving into the Oubliette.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4925835755212940602009-09-17T14:17:07.238-04:002009-09-17T14:17:07.238-04:00PONITA: He's a little long in tooth...
I don’...<b>PONITA</b>: <i>He's a little long in tooth...</i><br /><br />I don’t have all day, you know.<br /><br />Pick <a href="http://tinyurl.com/nxbcgh/" rel="nofollow">one of these</a> and be done with it.<br /><br /><b>KEVIN</b>: <i>that's about the only thing that's long. *barfs*</i><br /><br />The house rules here at Infomaniac specifically state “No bodily fluids”.<br /><br />Please clean up after yourself.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51014310206697984002009-09-17T14:04:34.575-04:002009-09-17T14:04:34.575-04:00that's about the only thing that's long. ...that's about the only thing that's long. *barfs*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60453641821336523622009-09-17T13:57:18.722-04:002009-09-17T13:57:18.722-04:00He's a little long in tooth...He's a little long in tooth...Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67273794610772131872009-09-17T13:39:11.911-04:002009-09-17T13:39:11.911-04:00KEVIN: I should get a job there!
Send us your res...<b>KEVIN</b>: <i>I should get a job there!</i><br /><br />Send us your resume and a video sample of your work.<br /><br /><b>PONITA</b>: <i>Oh Hai EVERYONE!!!</i><br /><br />What did I just say about that?<br /><br /><i>And yes, I am ready for the oral exam... provided no subject used in the exam is over the age of 45 and must have a BMI of less than 25%... I have standards, you know.</i><br /><br />Looks like your first <a href="http://tinyurl.com/mgcut2/" rel="nofollow">test subject</a> is ready and willing!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78376023506624678612009-09-17T13:34:07.781-04:002009-09-17T13:34:07.781-04:00Oh Hai EVERYONE!!!
And yes, I am ready for the or...Oh Hai EVERYONE!!!<br /><br />And yes, I am ready for the oral exam... provided no subject used in the exam is over the age of 45 and must have a BMI of less than 25%... I have standards, you know.Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51030554323117510452009-09-17T13:28:22.064-04:002009-09-17T13:28:22.064-04:00I should get a job there!I should get a job there!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74180318332039220732009-09-17T13:15:01.966-04:002009-09-17T13:15:01.966-04:00CYBERPOOF: *makes another batch of gin martinis*
...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>*makes another batch of gin martinis*</i><br /><br />I must have missed out on the first round.<br /><br /><b>RANDOM</b>: <i>Does Mistress MJ give demonstrations? I'd like to see exactly what I'm signing up for to get my money's worth. And don't ask me to bring my own dried peach either...those dollar bills in my g-string aren't going as far as they used to!</i><br /><br />I’m demonstrating with a protest sign outside the building as we speak.<br /><br />Down with this sort of thing!<br /><br /><i>Hai XL, Hai Boxer, Hai Eros, Hai Ponita (okay, why do we keep saying "Hai" again? I'm just a lemming you know...)</i><br /><br />Blame XL for the “Hai” outbreak. <br /><br />It’s completely out of control as are the “Yay firsts, yay seconds, yay thirds, yay fourths” and so on.<br /><br />I’m going to have to crack down.<br /><br /><b>KNUDSEN</b>: <i>It is Gods will that I talk about love so I shall go here and give my all.</i><br /><br />We’re having a two-for-one sale on the price of admission so you can bring your gurlyboy ex wife.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12690595590022099762009-09-17T12:05:43.382-04:002009-09-17T12:05:43.382-04:00It is Gods will that I talk about love so I shall ...It is Gods will that I talk about love so I shall go here and give my all.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71493080368423386062009-09-17T11:59:00.947-04:002009-09-17T11:59:00.947-04:00Does Mistress MJ give demonstrations? I'd like...Does Mistress MJ give demonstrations? I'd like to see exactly what I'm signing up for to get my money's worth. And don't ask me to bring my own dried peach either...those dollar bills in my g-string aren't going as far as they used to!<br /><br />Hai XL, Hai Boxer, Hai Eros, Hai Ponita (okay, why do we keep saying "Hai" again? I'm just a lemming you know...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43813032174501234092009-09-17T11:05:02.867-04:002009-09-17T11:05:02.867-04:00*makes another batch of gin martinis**makes another batch of gin martinis*CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74937913592933550062009-09-17T10:59:48.443-04:002009-09-17T10:59:48.443-04:00EMMA: I'm pretty sure you couldn't teach m...<b>EMMA</b>: <i>I'm pretty sure you couldn't teach me anything about oral sex. But maybe I could be an instructor. I'll bring my own banana. What demo fruit are you using for a vagina? Guava?</i><br /><br />A <a href="http://tinyurl.com/nqab54/" rel="nofollow">dried peach</a>.<br /><br /><b>PONITA</b>: <i>MJ, that thing's called a philtrum and you'd better hope you have one with a groove, or your mama was drinkin' before you was born! </i><br /><br />Okay, you passed the written portion but are you ready for your oral exam?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38678152539796299212009-09-17T10:32:01.904-04:002009-09-17T10:32:01.904-04:00MJ, that thing's called a philtrum and you'...MJ, that thing's called a philtrum and you'd better hope you have one with a groove, or your mama was drinkin' before you was born!Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47229437998091787962009-09-17T10:30:01.528-04:002009-09-17T10:30:01.528-04:00I'm pretty sure you couldn't teach me anyt...I'm pretty sure you couldn't teach me anything about oral sex. But maybe I could be an instructor. I'll bring my own banana. What demo fruit are you using for a vagina? Guava?MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.com