tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post6534254011417465593..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Promotion AnnouncementThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33445445647430446882010-12-22T16:04:38.721-05:002010-12-22T16:04:38.721-05:00Beast's brazilian could be the makings of anot...Beast's brazilian could be the makings of another <a href="http://thehairhalloffame.blogspot.com/2010/12/hair-chairs.html" rel="nofollow">hair chair</a> for the salon. Maybe a whole set.haywardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10383719131505590051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54772062612515603732010-12-22T12:26:30.075-05:002010-12-22T12:26:30.075-05:00MITZI: Congratulation on your promotion from floor...<b>MITZI</b>: <i>Congratulation on your promotion from floor sweeper to assistant manager.<br />Just a light quim trim for me please. Do you do anal bleaching by any chance? A friend of mine with a brown eye wants to know.</i><br /><br />A court case is still pending over the anal bleaching chamber at The Infomaniac House of Beauty.<br /><br />Our beautician Miss Scarlet was using an Elizabethan period arsenic-based bleach on AyeM8y … to his detriment.<br /><br />Don’t ask about the Stick of Butter treatment.<br /><br /><b>LA DIVA CUCINA</b>: <i>Just had to come by and take another look at that girl with the parfum spray bottle up her bum! <br />Congrats on the new position, MJ, I'm sure you'll whip the staff into shape in no time!</i><br /><br />Thank you, La Diva.<br /><br />I think you’ll agree with me that you shouldn’t go out your front door without a spritz up your bottom.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40171505421558714162010-12-22T12:07:03.592-05:002010-12-22T12:07:03.592-05:00Just had to come by and take another look at that ...Just had to come by and take another look at that girl with the parfum spray bottle up her bum! <br /><br />Congrats on the new position, MJ, I'm sure you'll whip the staff into shape in no time!LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21175742258933021202010-12-22T10:07:46.946-05:002010-12-22T10:07:46.946-05:00Congratulation on your promotion from floor sweepe...Congratulation on your promotion from floor sweeper to assistant manager.<br /><br />Just a light quim trim for me please. Do you do anal bleaching by any chance? A friend of mine with a brown eye wants to know.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47609247219749873162010-12-21T19:09:51.046-05:002010-12-21T19:09:51.046-05:00CYBERPOOF: Oh no, I'm out for the count
That ...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Oh no, I'm out for the count</i><br /><br />That gives you time to buy me a Christmas pressie.<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: <i>Am I too late to book a brazilian ???</i><br /><br />Have you forgotten how last time you plugged up the drain?<br /><br />Besides, I'm not speaking to you after that so-called "gift" you blogged about.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2431282514203219452010-12-21T18:10:48.976-05:002010-12-21T18:10:48.976-05:00Am I too late to book a brazilian ???Am I too late to book a brazilian ???BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39530973713100475632010-12-21T16:14:01.624-05:002010-12-21T16:14:01.624-05:00Oh no, I'm out for the countOh no, I'm out for the countCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91263591485077256032010-12-21T15:52:47.666-05:002010-12-21T15:52:47.666-05:00MISS JANEY: Congrats on the promotion, Mistress!
I...<b>MISS JANEY</b>: <i>Congrats on the promotion, Mistress!<br />Is that pubic hair being curled or straightened? </i><br /><br />It’s being fashioned into a merkin for those less fortunate.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I'm off work for the rest of the year, so I'm letting my hair down.</i><br /><br />I thought you were just out on a day pass.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89541096840295832202010-12-21T15:46:29.641-05:002010-12-21T15:46:29.641-05:00I'm off work for the rest of the year, so I...I'm off work for the rest of the year, so I'm letting my hair down.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70639877624032950602010-12-21T14:58:39.096-05:002010-12-21T14:58:39.096-05:00Congrats on the promotion, Mistress!
Is that pubic...Congrats on the promotion, Mistress!<br />Is that pubic hair being curled or straightened?Miss Janeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11434497632651114929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33880529345022439852010-12-21T14:50:05.357-05:002010-12-21T14:50:05.357-05:00ROXY: Most sincere congrats on the promotion - I h...<b>ROXY</b>: <i>Most sincere congrats on the promotion - I hope that it doesn't mean you'll be delegating my standing appointment to an underling?<br />To me, that is definitely NOT a 'Wig O' Shame" - I'd be most proud to wear it (once it's properly back-combed & sprayed, of course)!</i><br /><br />Your standing appointment still stands…it stands on its own free will, actually, thanks to the amount of Aqua Net needed to hold it in place.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43201899613239034102010-12-21T14:46:33.683-05:002010-12-21T14:46:33.683-05:00Most sincere congrats on the promotion - I hope th...Most sincere congrats on the promotion - I hope that it doesn't mean you'll be delegating my standing appointment to an underling?<br /><br />To me, that is definitely NOT a 'Wig O' Shame" - I'd be most proud to wear it (once it's properly back-combed & sprayed, of course)!Roxyhttp://retroroxy.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50708753440415803372010-12-21T14:41:39.986-05:002010-12-21T14:41:39.986-05:00NORMADESMOND: from the looks of things, i'd s...<b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i> from the looks of things, i'd say you're <br />moonlighting. cookie will not be amused.</i><br /><br />It’s called “multi-tasking,” Norma.<br /><br /><b>WALLY</b>: <i>Only if you can restore my hair to my natural color...<br />Platinum.</i><br /><br />I’ll give you Harlow hair.<br /><br />Have you got Bette Davis eyes?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44296698800879566122010-12-21T11:44:19.408-05:002010-12-21T11:44:19.408-05:00Only if you can restore my hair to my natural colo...Only if you can restore my hair to my natural color...<br />Platinum.designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29913394666360092072010-12-21T11:06:12.282-05:002010-12-21T11:06:12.282-05:00from the looks of things, i'd say you're
...from the looks of things, i'd say you're <br />moonlighting. cookie will not be amused.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76795761880473378682010-12-21T10:42:32.113-05:002010-12-21T10:42:32.113-05:00HEFF: LOVED the card. Wanna see MY nutz ?
I assum...<b>HEFF</b>: <i>LOVED the card. Wanna see MY nutz ?</i><br /><br />I assume you are referring to the Infomaniac Christmas Card which went out to some of the genitals, er, Gentiles on our list.<br /><br />I’d prefer to see your ass and have it added to our gallery of <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2mellz/" rel="nofollow">Alluring Arses</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40301078938647576622010-12-21T10:33:17.127-05:002010-12-21T10:33:17.127-05:00LOVED the card. Wanna see MY nutz ?LOVED the card. Wanna see MY nutz ?Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18893756837407034992010-12-21T09:58:39.107-05:002010-12-21T09:58:39.107-05:00PRINCESS: My new beard and moustache could do with...<b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>My new beard and moustache could do with a little spritz.<br />What can you suggest for eye brows? The white liner pencil is having it's moments...<br />Oh hi all... Ho Ho Ho... </i><br /><br />Oh dear gawd, not another man with eyebrow problems.<br /><br />See <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2a5z27r/" rel="nofollow">this</a> post by Mr. Peenee.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62108053880044792822010-12-21T09:55:41.187-05:002010-12-21T09:55:41.187-05:00My new beard and moustache could do with a little ...My new beard and moustache could do with a little spritz.<br />What can you suggest for eye brows? The white liner pencil is having it's moments...<br /><br />Oh hi all... Ho Ho Ho...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11522714034925678552010-12-21T09:10:58.067-05:002010-12-21T09:10:58.067-05:00SAVANNAH: i'm letting my hair grow out, sugar ...<b>SAVANNAH</b>: <i>i'm letting my hair grow out, sugar and i'm not sure i need a trim just yet!</i><br /><br />Get yourself INTO the chair, Miss Savannah!<br /><br /><b>COOKIE</b>: <i>I see you are using your Executive Whip already!</i><br /><br />There is no time to waste, Mr. Cookie!<br /><br />Beauty first!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39332305995457081692010-12-21T08:41:50.723-05:002010-12-21T08:41:50.723-05:00I see you are using your Executive Whip already!I see you are using your Executive Whip already!The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6285049071116363182010-12-21T08:39:10.548-05:002010-12-21T08:39:10.548-05:00Oh Hai, Savvy and XL!
SxOh Hai, Savvy and XL!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60523785829966146962010-12-21T08:37:03.153-05:002010-12-21T08:37:03.153-05:00i'm letting my hair grow out, sugar and i'...i'm letting my hair grow out, sugar and i'm not sure i need a trim just yet! xoxoxox<br /><br />oh hai xl, miss scarletsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31096629023510763562010-12-21T08:14:08.671-05:002010-12-21T08:14:08.671-05:00Yes, I'll still be here.
Now book your appoin...Yes, I'll still be here.<br /><br />Now book your appointments...BOTH of you!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16403295895408646592010-12-21T08:13:25.255-05:002010-12-21T08:13:25.255-05:00Oh Hai Miss Scarlet!Oh Hai Miss Scarlet!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com