tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post6514202120403122801..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Take a Lesbian to LunchThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49820370957552791412008-03-19T15:22:00.000-04:002008-03-19T15:22:00.000-04:00BINGOWINGS: Oh goodness I forgot to tell you that ...BINGOWINGS: Oh goodness I forgot to tell you that YES, you can. <BR/><BR/>GOBETTY: NOW you tell us!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57033468433975485872008-03-19T15:04:00.000-04:002008-03-19T15:04:00.000-04:00ALL: I am free for lunches, dinners, etc.ALL: I am free for lunches, dinners, etc.GoBettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02193381184087322141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20279543751794746692008-03-15T10:42:00.000-04:002008-03-15T10:42:00.000-04:00Can I take them out next Friday instead? When the ...Can I take them out next Friday instead? When the Pope says it's appropriate to eat fish and not meat?eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44389655821912769342008-03-13T22:46:00.000-04:002008-03-13T22:46:00.000-04:00VOICES: You’ll have to get into the ring with Boxe...VOICES: You’ll have to get into the ring with Boxer.<BR/><BR/>MANUEL: At least they won’t show any interest in your sugarloaf.<BR/><BR/>ELLIE: We’ll arrange something privately away from Knudsen’s prying eyes.<BR/><BR/>I don’t mind him watching us eat out but it’s the tea brewing for him later that vexes me so.<BR/><BR/>EDDIE: Is there nothing duct tape can't do?<BR/><BR/>I hope you shaved first or it’s going to hurt like a bitch getting it off.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91496322886807190302008-03-13T22:06:00.000-04:002008-03-13T22:06:00.000-04:00All our Human Resources staff were in a training c...All our Human Resources staff were in a training class so I duct taped my dick between my legs and went to McDonalds for a Filet 'o' Fish...it was a treat.Eddie Waringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950124311643686424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77982875074778901242008-03-13T21:35:00.000-04:002008-03-13T21:35:00.000-04:00I'm dining out on my Golden Blog Award this weeken...I'm dining out on my Golden Blog Award this weekend I shall do lesbian lunch next week, are you busy then MJ sweetheartelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08931204330656695452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65991342316361023352008-03-13T21:21:00.000-04:002008-03-13T21:21:00.000-04:00yeah but book in advance......yeah but book in advance......Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27267528697009659422008-03-13T18:36:00.000-04:002008-03-13T18:36:00.000-04:00only if i get his cap!only if i get his cap!INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10551236996862607402008-03-13T17:58:00.000-04:002008-03-13T17:58:00.000-04:00CYBERPOOF: They just want you for your gayer cake....CYBERPOOF: They just want you for your gayer cake.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: Knudsen might want a bite of your kebab.<BR/><BR/>BOXER: One of his 125 grandchildren will inherit the cap.<BR/><BR/>Maybe he’ll adopt you.<BR/><BR/>T-BIRD: Haven’t you learned by now that there’s no such thing as a free lunch?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8694269814818461752008-03-13T17:15:00.000-04:002008-03-13T17:15:00.000-04:00*sigh* I'm broke and sadly can't take any lesbians...*sigh* I'm broke and sadly can't take any lesbians out to lunch. Can I just take a packed lunch and we can eat it together?Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13465400045943150862008-03-13T17:04:00.000-04:002008-03-13T17:04:00.000-04:00mean. so mean. A girl can dream. But I don't hav...mean. so mean. A girl can dream. But I don't have to work that hard for it... I just need to wait for him to croak.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12955124906459238622008-03-13T16:20:00.000-04:002008-03-13T16:20:00.000-04:00well, no lesbian lunch for me then... does anybody...well, no lesbian lunch for me then... does anybody want a bite of my lickalottapuss sandwich? i'll be up on the roof.INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3134020197031458232008-03-13T15:54:00.000-04:002008-03-13T15:54:00.000-04:00Then point me to the nearest lesbiennelesbiennes l...Then point me to the nearest lesbienne<BR/><BR/>lesbiennes love meCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69935870219940073432008-03-13T15:48:00.000-04:002008-03-13T15:48:00.000-04:00BOXER: It only counts if you were wearing Knudsen'...BOXER: It only counts if you were wearing Knudsen's cap while you ate it.<BR/><BR/>Like THAT'll ever happen!<BR/><BR/>KNUDSEN: Will you provide the special sauce?<BR/><BR/>Boxer will give you a bite of her tuna roll if you let her wear your cap.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39289712231184190502008-03-13T15:39:00.000-04:002008-03-13T15:39:00.000-04:00I fancy a pink taco meself.I fancy a pink taco meself.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12059900640680196242008-03-13T15:07:00.000-04:002008-03-13T15:07:00.000-04:00I'm having sushi for lunch. Does that count?I'm having sushi for lunch. Does that count?Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20222431713978218732008-03-13T14:59:00.000-04:002008-03-13T14:59:00.000-04:00CYBERPOOF: You are much too gurly to ever have to ...CYBERPOOF: You are much too gurly to ever have to worry about that, dear.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: We don’t have any nice Poles who visit this blog.<BR/><BR/>Oh wait. There’s Tony in Hebden Bridge but I’m not sure he’d want you to mount him.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: It only counts if you were wearing Birkenstocks at the time and listening to The Best of Melissa Etheridge.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21323876097259213602008-03-13T14:26:00.000-04:002008-03-13T14:26:00.000-04:00I have eaten mousaka in the exact place that Sapho...I have eaten mousaka in the exact place that Sapho Queen of the Lesbians landed with an unpleasant splat after throwing herself from the cliffs of vaissiliki for un requited love......does that count ???BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64198305795375914752008-03-13T14:16:00.000-04:002008-03-13T14:16:00.000-04:00hmmm... i could mount a nice poll on which to hold...hmmm... i could mount a nice poll on which to hold onto atop the sky light... any takers? mj needs a dance partner...INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16343284377943206062008-03-13T13:59:00.000-04:002008-03-13T13:59:00.000-04:00I'd rather notI can't help but worry that one coul...I'd rather not<BR/><BR/>I can't help but worry that one could catch it<BR/><BR/>Oh the horror!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52877291090409363272008-03-13T13:53:00.000-04:002008-03-13T13:53:00.000-04:00VOICES: Or you could all picnic up on your skyligh...VOICES: Or you could all picnic up on your skylight.<BR/><BR/>BILLY: She'll get you sozzled on Pramnian Lesbian wine.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6654339096036166852008-03-13T13:34:00.000-04:002008-03-13T13:34:00.000-04:00Only if the lesbian takes me out next week.I could...Only if the lesbian takes me out next week.<BR/><BR/>I could be in with a shout if she's a Lesbian (i.e. from Lesbos)Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28542662420211436712008-03-13T13:32:00.000-04:002008-03-13T13:32:00.000-04:00well the books shoes that they both smoke and wear...well the books shoes that they both smoke and wear red lipstick... shall we go to the strip club then? i hear the have a great burger!INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16733436912540068232008-03-13T12:15:00.000-04:002008-03-13T12:15:00.000-04:00DONN: You should see FN eat a corn dog.DONN: You should see FN eat a corn dog.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91677319899462817072008-03-13T11:48:00.000-04:002008-03-13T11:48:00.000-04:00I have on many occasions but only for hotdogs and ...I have on many occasions but only for hotdogs and an ice cream cone..<BR/>which I prefer to watch being consumed for some reason and I might add, the irony is not lost on my guest either.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.com