tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post6360343880059674416..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: The Poseidon AdventureThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63368972749720161452009-12-02T00:02:23.791-05:002009-12-02T00:02:23.791-05:00LA DIVA CUCINA: oh dear, I'm only two husbands...<b>LA DIVA CUCINA</b>: <i>oh dear, I'm only two husbands down. Does that count? I don't want to appear improper about this...</i><br /><br />Shelley was 85 when she married her fourth husband.<br /><br />So I figure you still have time to catch up.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80309954138035941482009-12-01T23:38:10.641-05:002009-12-01T23:38:10.641-05:00oh dear, I'm only two husbands down. Does that...oh dear, I'm only two husbands down. Does that count? I don't want to appear improper about this...LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56773966431451941832009-12-01T21:12:54.438-05:002009-12-01T21:12:54.438-05:00LA DIVA CUCINA: A friend of my ex-husband's sa...<b>LA DIVA CUCINA</b>: <i>A friend of my ex-husband's said to me in the 80's: you look like Shelly Winters. When I shot him a dirty look, he quickly said, "Oh not NOW but when she was beautiful." Whatev. And now I hear she shits in sinks. Great.<br />But those glasses ARE fabulous and I know La Diva could work 'em!</i><br /><br />Are you on your fourth husband yet?<br /><br />That's when you know you're following the Shelley path.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13048900523497271002009-12-01T13:49:24.990-05:002009-12-01T13:49:24.990-05:00A friend of my ex-husband's said to me in the ...A friend of my ex-husband's said to me in the 80's: you look like Shelly Winters. When I shot him a dirty look, he quickly said, "Oh not NOW but when she was beautiful." Whatev. And now I hear she shits in sinks. Great.<br /><br />But those glasses ARE fabulous and I know La Diva could work 'em!LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84180083453280551222009-11-30T08:50:55.079-05:002009-11-30T08:50:55.079-05:00KAZ: When does Beast have those trannie nights at ...<b>KAZ</b>: <i>When does Beast have those trannie nights at Cafe C?</i><br /><br />The general rule of thumb here on Infomaniac is that if dude looks like a lady, she’s probably a man.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2398917869814567812009-11-30T06:28:47.177-05:002009-11-30T06:28:47.177-05:00When does Beast have those trannie nights at Cafe ...When does Beast have those trannie nights at Cafe C?KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15958423081781269172009-11-29T19:25:18.946-05:002009-11-29T19:25:18.946-05:00XL: Mistress, this is starting to resemble a Micke...<b>XL</b>: <i>Mistress, this is starting to resemble a Mickey Mouse production!<br />[fluffs life jackets]</i><br /><br />Upon clicking your link, I found it was a cheap ploy to get me to see the word ‘Willy’.<br /><br />Perhaps I should think about preparing Monday’s post early.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67190281898363141182009-11-29T19:18:12.507-05:002009-11-29T19:18:12.507-05:00Mistress, this is starting to resemble a Mickey Mo...Mistress, this is starting to resemble a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsSSpm4vUy8" rel="nofollow">Mickey Mouse production</a>!<br /><br />[fluffs life jackets]LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84541870809245580662009-11-29T19:16:58.264-05:002009-11-29T19:16:58.264-05:00MAGO: No, I was just refering to the canteen. My s...<b>MAGO</b>: <i>No, I was just refering to the canteen. My sofa? You'd be surprised m'dear.</i><br /><br />I bet your phone never stops ringing!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89198431764448130892009-11-29T19:08:05.791-05:002009-11-29T19:08:05.791-05:00No, I was just refering to the canteen. My sofa? Y...No, I was just refering to the canteen. My sofa? You'd be <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IFM5wWCMOo" rel="nofollow">surprised</a> m'dear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9849561218933585082009-11-29T18:55:27.283-05:002009-11-29T18:55:27.283-05:00MAGO: I want the boys balancing on the shaft, slow...<b>MAGO</b>: <i>I want the boys balancing on the shaft, slowly advancing to the back. There will be a marvellous ending scene. <br />Where's the story board? I only found this worn magazine on my desk. Who's in charge of the technical and logistical aspects? Where are the sharks? I wanted sharks, no goddam' flipper ... can it! <br />Where's the catering?<br />So my heroine, do me the favour and accompany this humble servant down to the gypsies tend. </i><br /><br />Boys balancing on shafts?<br /><br />Oh my!<br /><br />Is “gypsies tend” another term for the “casting couch”?<br /><br /><b>MANUEL</b>: <i>background waiter....no lines....steals whiskey, gets drunk, cares not a jot....whoop whoop! </i><br /><br />At least we won’t have to tip you!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88271253601097114932009-11-29T18:53:44.303-05:002009-11-29T18:53:44.303-05:00background waiter....no lines....steals whiskey, g...background waiter....no lines....steals whiskey, gets drunk, cares not a jot....whoop whoop!Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4469469629335422242009-11-29T18:44:15.609-05:002009-11-29T18:44:15.609-05:00I want the boys balancing on the shaft, slowly adv...I want the boys balancing on the shaft, slowly advancing to the back. There will be a marvellous ending scene. <br />Where's the story board? I only found this worn magazine on my desk. Who's in charge of the technical and logistical aspects? Where are the sharks? I wanted sharks, no goddam' flipper ... can it! <br />Where's the catering?<br />So my heroine, do me the favour and accompany this humble servant down to the gypsies tend.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37036053487554799602009-11-29T18:34:30.075-05:002009-11-29T18:34:30.075-05:00MAGO: I want Class. Can these skinny boys sing at ...<b>MAGO</b>: <i>I want Class. Can these skinny boys sing at least? They have no chance competing against Shelley ... btw this Pete shall move outa my bureau or I'll cast him as "Drowning Victim".</i><br /><br />Do what you must do, Mein Master of Disaster.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3061773424604666272009-11-29T18:21:49.216-05:002009-11-29T18:21:49.216-05:00I want Class. Can these skinny boys sing at least?...I want Class. Can these skinny boys sing at least? They have no chance competing against Shelley ... btw this Pete shall move outa my bureau or I'll cast him as "Drowning Victim".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54599358540600715842009-11-29T17:14:43.365-05:002009-11-29T17:14:43.365-05:00CYBERPOOF: Yes! My very own dressing room with en...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i> Yes! My very own dressing room with en suite bathroom in all white with white roses and lillies.<br />And I only want the blue m&m's, Bollinger champagne and my own personal assistant. He must be no older than 29, fit and works hard.<br />Contact my manager for the rest of my rider. </i><br /><br />How many rooms will you need for your WIGS?<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i> * pumps blood out at a cream-carpet-frightening rate *<br />Ha! You'll never get these stains out, MJ!<br />We'll have to share that jacket then, Eros. Of course, I might have to have use of it more than you - Purely to satisfy MJ's lust for your hot torso. And 'Petra's. Oh, and mine, of course. </i><br /><br />If I can get yogurt stains out of my blue frock, I can remove blood stains.<br /><br />*notes that IVD is now wearing the hot pants*<br /><br />*arranges for priest to read last rites over IVD’s soon-to-be-dead body*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27753508426840102022009-11-29T17:01:22.721-05:002009-11-29T17:01:22.721-05:00* pumps blood out at a cream-carpet-frightening ra...* pumps blood out at a cream-carpet-frightening rate *<br /><br />Ha! You'll never get these stains out, MJ!<br /><br />We'll have to share that jacket then, Eros. Of course, I might have to have use of it more than you - Purely to satisfy MJ's lust for your hot torso. And 'Petra's. Oh, and mine, of course.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81805777892790467292009-11-29T16:45:01.076-05:002009-11-29T16:45:01.076-05:00Yes! My very own dressing room with en suite bathr...Yes! My very own dressing room with en suite bathroom in all white with white roses and lillies.<br /><br />And I only want the blue m&m's, Bollinger champagne and my own personal assistant. He must be no older than 29, fit and works hard.<br /><br />Contact my manager for the rest of my rider.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40583290241017882522009-11-29T16:29:30.518-05:002009-11-29T16:29:30.518-05:00EROS: How about that, IDV? I, too, was interested ...<b>EROS</b>: <i>How about that, IDV? I, too, was interested in the Acres role but purely for the shiny gold jacket--I need more warm colors in my wardrobe.<br />We get to keep the clothes after the shoot, right?<br />Perhaps we could turn the entire movie into a musical! </i><br /><br /><a href="http://tinyurl.com/ylazmtn/" rel="nofollow">Here’s</a> my character attempting to sing Diana Ross’s “Upside Down” underwater.<br /><br />*snatches clothes off Eros’ back*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50978316427838113492009-11-29T16:08:05.401-05:002009-11-29T16:08:05.401-05:00How about that, IDV? I, too, was interested in th...How about that, IDV? I, too, was interested in the Acres role but purely for the shiny gold jacket--I need more warm colors in my wardrobe.<br /><br />We get to keep the clothes after the shoot, right?<br /><br />Perhaps we could turn the entire movie into a musical!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91471041007862554302009-11-29T16:02:05.585-05:002009-11-29T16:02:05.585-05:00IVD: I shall play Acres. Not only for the yellow s...<b>IVD</b>: <i>I shall play Acres. Not only for the yellow satin jacket, but also because it is unknown if Acres died or survived. I shall live. LIVE! Mwah hah hah hah haa!</i><br /><br />He DIES!!!<br /><br />*fatally clubs IVD over the head with hardcover edition of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Never Ending Sacrifice*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90189021863383650902009-11-29T15:53:50.588-05:002009-11-29T15:53:50.588-05:00I shall play Acres. Not only for the yellow satin...I shall play Acres. Not only for the yellow satin jacket, but also because it is unknown if Acres died or survived. I shall live. LIVE! Mwah hah hah hah haa!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36360662357721936002009-11-29T14:07:44.758-05:002009-11-29T14:07:44.758-05:00NORMADESMOND: shelley was the greatest. i haven...<b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>shelley was the greatest. i haven't seen "precious" yet. but i'm thinking mo'nique (another genius who has an apostrophe in her name, but the apostrophe is for looks only, it doesn't replace a letter...grrr) who will probably win an oscar, used shelley's performance in "a patch of blue" as her springboard. </i><br /><br />When putting your name up in lights on the marquee, I shall refrain from spelling it ‘NormaDesm’nd”.<br /><br /><b>FELIX</b>: <i>Stella Stevens. Definitely.<br />Or the grand piano.</i><br /><br />Ooooh, we can see your panties!<br /><br />We take issue with your quip directed at Belle, “I'm going next. So if old fat ass gets stuck in there, I won't get stuck behind her.”<br /><br /><b>ISTVANSKI</b>: <i>Finally getting into watersports?</i><br /><br />Obviously you missed our <a href="http://tinyurl.com/pr8jbl/" rel="nofollow">Golden Showers</a> post.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22910510292580631602009-11-29T13:52:49.152-05:002009-11-29T13:52:49.152-05:00Finally getting into watersports?Finally getting into watersports?Istvanskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300986800641512516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30483159557199211232009-11-29T13:49:46.073-05:002009-11-29T13:49:46.073-05:00Stella Stevens. Definitely.
Or the grand piano.Stella Stevens. Definitely.<br />Or the grand piano.Philip Mershonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641146738422887485noreply@blogger.com