tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post6341832648327941917..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating ServiceThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger57125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35635660580663146092009-07-23T04:52:31.008-04:002009-07-23T04:52:31.008-04:00It’s back to the truck stop for me where Mistress ...It’s back to the truck stop for me where Mistress now rents me by the hour with a complimentary tantric pedicure guaranteed to make your toes curl. Pass it on...<br /><br />Oh and Cyberpuss I could use a vacation to Lapland.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46439113743911664282009-07-23T04:27:47.273-04:002009-07-23T04:27:47.273-04:00Why has MDP got a phone in his shower?
SxWhy has MDP got a phone in his shower?<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28844667438865551022009-07-23T01:58:23.183-04:002009-07-23T01:58:23.183-04:00KEVIN: One assumes he goes "fly" fishing...KEVIN: One assumes he goes "fly" fishing.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68698157566885245662009-07-23T01:33:23.336-04:002009-07-23T01:33:23.336-04:00Well i for one am shocked. Shocked, i tell you. ...Well i for one am shocked. Shocked, i tell you. what kind of person keeps their rod and reel in the bedroom? that is some kinky shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29609354931317220632009-07-23T00:40:49.562-04:002009-07-23T00:40:49.562-04:00BITCHES: None of you bitches have put in a high e...<b>BITCHES</b>: None of you bitches have put in a high enough offer for this fabulous Floridian Truck Stop Trollop.<br /><br />Therefore, I shall be renting him out rather than selling him outright.<br /><br />I just checked and the domain name “rentamanwhore.com” is available. <br /><br /><b>AYEM8Y</b>: Thank you, Mean Dirty Pirate, for gracing this blog.<br /><br />We are honoured that you, as Beast would say, “flashed your bits all over the place.”<br /><br />Cum again.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78450281807598941132009-07-22T19:34:38.293-04:002009-07-22T19:34:38.293-04:00wait, what?
*takes another hitHACKGUACKHACK HACKH...wait, what?<br /><br />*takes another hitHACKGUACKHACK HACKHACKGAGBARF*<br /><br />no, really; what?<br /><br /><br />*wanders off*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15040324658871509882009-07-22T19:32:46.364-04:002009-07-22T19:32:46.364-04:00self by the base of yourself by the base of yourFirstNations (on hiatus)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24406207920296248922009-07-22T19:30:49.895-04:002009-07-22T19:30:49.895-04:00pick me! pick me!
*hopes irritable unwashed aquab...pick me! pick me!<br /><br />*hopes irritable unwashed aquabandit knows about the 'long distance' competition we bikers like to put on for 'special people'. You need a willingness to meet new friends, a pool table and several large guys with names like 'Cincinnatti Meat' and 'The Strangler' to play. then just chalk a line on the felt, squirt some mustard on your thumb and grab yourFirstNations (on hiatus)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62715861348098316262009-07-22T18:10:52.725-04:002009-07-22T18:10:52.725-04:00Oh look! If it isn't Princess Consuela Banana ...Oh look! If it isn't Princess Consuela Banana HammockCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50387450831443334752009-07-22T17:04:36.380-04:002009-07-22T17:04:36.380-04:00I would just like to point out that contrary to pr...I would just like to point out that contrary to previous comments (MJ & 'Petra), the 'banana hammock' does not belong to me.<br /><br />Get rid of it and I'll see the bid of 100 Quatloos and raise 2 bars of gold pressed latinum-<br />I mean: I'm happily married and will not take part in this sordid whoring...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17592061485201651972009-07-22T16:22:06.475-04:002009-07-22T16:22:06.475-04:00Eh ... ? I won't move away from that table as ...Eh ... ? I won't move away from that table as long as Scarlet is here ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53569244411744433832009-07-22T13:55:42.533-04:002009-07-22T13:55:42.533-04:00Scarlet! You naughty girl you!
Why, my innocent...Scarlet! You naughty girl you! <br />Why, my innocent cheeks are now blushing the most furious red ever after reading that.Ginrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11554393547108722618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3820475965750195032009-07-22T13:47:00.463-04:002009-07-22T13:47:00.463-04:00One RCMP Red Snuggie™!One <a href="https://www.getsnuggie.com" rel="nofollow">RCMP Red Snuggie™</a>!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29413155863359924732009-07-22T13:41:42.084-04:002009-07-22T13:41:42.084-04:00100 pound STERLING!100 pound STERLING!UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63478575835144149482009-07-22T12:24:58.578-04:002009-07-22T12:24:58.578-04:00No thank you :-)No thank you :-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4575690234319488342009-07-22T12:20:46.127-04:002009-07-22T12:20:46.127-04:00The first arse photo. It's got a feel good vib...The first arse photo. It's got a feel good vibe to it.<br /><br />I'm hoping MDP will be in California around mid to late August as I'll obviously be looking hard.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53701543020001409982009-07-22T11:59:41.331-04:002009-07-22T11:59:41.331-04:00I am on the table.
SxI am on the table.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58580805175450032572009-07-22T11:31:03.234-04:002009-07-22T11:31:03.234-04:00CYBERPOOF: Of no relevance of course, but does it...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i> Of no relevance of course, but does it count that I've spent all night staring at the photos?<br />Now work, and then staring. I wonder if I'll ever sleep again.<br />I'll raise my bid with the 25p I have left from my London trip.</i><br /><br />Which photo are you using as your computer wallpaper?<br /><br /><b>MR. PEENEE</b>: <i> How did I get here so late? I bid eleventy-three dollars, but that's for all night. And he has to bring his own truck. </i><br /><br />If he has his own truck, it’s a “pick up.”<br /><br /><b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>I would like to thank everyone for their kind and generous offers but unfortunately the reserve has not been met. Time to move on to The Home Shopping Network or Ebay. All is not lost as I have been offered a lucrative deal with the Damron guide book people to write the definitive Truck Stop Guide. Peenee I’ll be in San Fran soon to collect my eleventy-three dollars as I hitch my way across the USA.</i><br /><br />Obviously these bitches don’t know good value when it’s staring them right in the face.<br /><br />They’ll be sorry when you’re on your book tour and refuse to sign their copy of “Mean Dirty Pirate’s Definitive Truck Stop Guide.” <br /><br /><b>BITCHES</b>: What a bunch of cheapskates!<br /><br />I’m away for the day but when I return home late tonight there had better be a decent offer on the table or I’ll be forced to snap him up myself.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21813879688105011512009-07-22T10:33:47.941-04:002009-07-22T10:33:47.941-04:00I would like to thank everyone for their kind and ...I would like to thank everyone for their kind and generous offers but unfortunately the reserve has not been met. Time to move on to The Home Shopping Network or Ebay. All is not lost as I have been offered a lucrative deal with the Damron guide book people to write the definitive Truck Stop Guide. Peenee I’ll be in San Fran soon to collect my eleventy-three dollars as I hitch my way across the USA.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1256374541917862702009-07-22T02:30:43.408-04:002009-07-22T02:30:43.408-04:00How did I get here so late? I bid eleventy-three ...How did I get here so late? I bid eleventy-three dollars, but that's for all night. And he has to bring his own truck.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15140346565491805472009-07-22T01:28:06.068-04:002009-07-22T01:28:06.068-04:00Of no relevance of course, but does it count that ...Of no relevance of course, but does it count that I've spent all night staring at the photos?<br /><br />Now work, and then staring. I wonder if I'll ever sleep again.<br /><br />I'll raise my bid with the 25p I have left from my London trip.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84255671393636386772009-07-21T22:46:25.454-04:002009-07-21T22:46:25.454-04:00BITCHES: Thanks to Mean Dirty Pirate for taking ov...<b>BITCHES</b>: Thanks to Mean Dirty Pirate for taking over the reins and responding to all your so-called bids.<br /><br />Mistress MJ is too knackered to comment further. The Houseboys are running a hot bubble bath for her as we speak and we shall be sipping cocktails from the privacy of our boudoir for the rest of the evening.<br /><br />There will be no new post until Thursday so continue setting your money down in hopes of walking away with Florida’s finest (fill in the blank), Mean Dirty Pirate.<br /><br />Sure, economic times are tough, but this is one fine speciMAN!<br /><br />p.s. Ginro, you were out of sight but not out of mind.<br /><br />MDP: I would seriously consider Ms. NATIONS’ offer as she has a load of biker friends who would like to invite you over to their clubhouse.<br /><br />And DUPREE? Welcome to Infomaniac! Looks like YOU’RE the frontrunner!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86704724780973484832009-07-21T22:00:24.570-04:002009-07-21T22:00:24.570-04:00Donn - Empire waistline? Humph! If I saw an actual...Donn - Empire waistline? Humph! If I saw an actual bid I might be inclined to wear a leather teddy and beat you with a whip. Whatever fulfills your fantasy…if the price is right.<br /><br />Cyberpoof – the palm tree thing is actually a lamp but if it suggests some form of sexual torture then by all means stick your finger in it.<br /><br />Xl – The Sham Wow guy is currently incarcerated and a star in my upcoming porn, Spokesbitches Behind Bars.<br /><br />Random Chick – I do my own mani-pedi as times are tough. If you bid now I’ll throw in a day of Heaven spa treatment.<br /><br />Scarlet – A girl I could worship! Honey you have the highest bid so far, Captain Hook, Blue Beard, any of the bearded Pirates…your wish is my command.<br /><br />*Does the yo ho ho and a bottle of rum jig*<br /><br />Eroswings – My entire adult life has been spent moving furniture and cleaning dust bunnies from behind fridges…Highest bid so far…but use some imagination please don’t waste a good piece of ass on cleaning unless you mean the pipes.<br /><br />Ginro – I’ll be yesterdays news tomorrow too…we’ll commiserate together.<br /><br />Beast – It’s all about manners…say thank you!<br /><br />Lord DuPree – Ding Ding Ding I think we have a winner…and a lovely assortment of parting gifts.<br /><br />First Nations – Smoke it all you want…if you bid some hard cash. Hard is the key word here.<br /><br />Oh and Jason – Next time I’m in New Orleans, it’s on the house…I told you before I’d marry you.<br /><br />So far I think it’s Damien who pledges everything…I’ve never been to New Zealand, as a mail order whore, but I do worry about hobbits?ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6946535733504233302009-07-21T20:38:20.517-04:002009-07-21T20:38:20.517-04:00ON HIATUS! STILL ON HIATUS!
*puts down cocktail an...ON HIATUS! STILL ON HIATUS!<br />*puts down cocktail and gropes for keyboard in gin-sodden misery*FirstNations (STILL on hiatus)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16255563466510480902009-07-21T20:36:43.214-04:002009-07-21T20:36:43.214-04:00...and other parts. Absolutely SMOKIN'.
crap ......and other parts. Absolutely SMOKIN'.<br /><br />crap oh dear; is that the first Infomaniac reader TAINT SHOT on record? I do believe it is!<br /><br />Too bad you didn't think to install the 'scratch and sniff' option. Dang.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.com