tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post6279737764226547160..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Filthy FridayThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59247500336152808402010-12-18T09:30:50.445-05:002010-12-18T09:30:50.445-05:00MITZI: It looks like Santa has had a fall of soot ...<b>MITZI</b>: <i>It looks like Santa has had a fall of soot on his beard. It often happens when you don't clean your flue out thoroughly.</i><br /><br />Keep it clean!<br /><br />This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63085747883439534272010-12-18T05:25:27.944-05:002010-12-18T05:25:27.944-05:00It looks like Santa has had a fall of soot on his ...It looks like Santa has had a fall of soot on his beard. It often happens when you don't clean your flue out thoroughly.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2625226366029842612010-12-17T18:27:01.564-05:002010-12-17T18:27:01.564-05:00WALLY: I wonder what this guy does for other holid...<b>WALLY</b>: <i>I wonder what this guy does for other holidays... like saint patrick's day.<br />What fun!</i><br /><br />He’s about the right size for a leprechaun.<br /><br /><b>KELLY RED</b>: <i>Looks more "Elf like" when it comes to size.</i><br /><br />Or fairy?<br /><br /><b>ROXY</b>: <i>I've never actually seen Santa, but I always pictured him as a much larger fellow.</i><br /><br />Times are tough.<br /><br />He’s had to slim down.<br /><br /><b>GEOFF</b>: <i>Can't his little helpers help him back into his home?</i><br /><br />Har!<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>bwahahaahahahahahahahahahah.<br />100% made my day.</i><br /><br />Thank goodness I pleased SOMEBODY around here this week.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5353246382490042632010-12-17T16:13:02.160-05:002010-12-17T16:13:02.160-05:00bwahahaahahahahahahahahahah.
100% made my day.bwahahaahahahahahahahahahah.<br /><br />100% made my day.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75627536294625965732010-12-17T13:43:39.097-05:002010-12-17T13:43:39.097-05:00Can't his little helpers help him back into hi...Can't his little helpers help him back into his home?Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56384142363550635452010-12-17T13:02:03.186-05:002010-12-17T13:02:03.186-05:00I've never actually seen Santa, but I always p...I've never actually seen Santa, but I always pictured him as a much larger fellow.Roxyhttp://retroroxy.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48675004185595006622010-12-17T12:37:01.902-05:002010-12-17T12:37:01.902-05:00Looks more "Elf like" when it comes to s...Looks more "Elf like" when it comes to size.Kelly Rednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19196541695517956452010-12-17T12:33:29.600-05:002010-12-17T12:33:29.600-05:00I wonder what this guy does for other holidays... ...I wonder what this guy does for other holidays... like saint patrick's day.<br />What fun!designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27359821446513638962010-12-17T11:56:52.490-05:002010-12-17T11:56:52.490-05:00COOKIE: Here cums old Saint Nick, and he has somet...<b>COOKIE</b>: <i>Here cums old Saint Nick, and he has something for naughty girls and cocksucking boys.</i><br /><br />You’re a bit of both, aren’t you?<br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i>Too much free time, a hand mirror and Moms' hobby paints lead another young man down the primrose path of tole painting, I see. You know what this leads to? SCRAPBOOKING is what this leads to. In no time at all this young man will have an apartment full of extraneous birdhouses and glue sticks and his vaccuum cleaner will have its' own wardrobe. Please don't promote this kind of thing, MJ. Once a young person starts crafting they're lost.<br />LOST.</i><br /><br />Wait ‘til he gets his hands on a Bejeweler.<br /><br /><b>KAPI</b>: <i>Like all dicks, he's looking for a Ho. Ho Ho.</i><br /><br />Spoken like one who’s been there.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>That's what happens when you leave a straight man alone for too long with a bottle of Tipp-Ex around the holidays.</i><br /><br />Teehee…it’s what we call “Wite-Out” here.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41751260764182160292010-12-17T11:42:38.665-05:002010-12-17T11:42:38.665-05:00That's what happens when you leave a straight ...That's what happens when you leave a straight man alone for too long with a bottle of Tipp-Ex around the holidays.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86137364526432552632010-12-17T11:16:13.689-05:002010-12-17T11:16:13.689-05:00Like all dicks, he's looking for a Ho. Ho Ho.Like all dicks, he's looking for a Ho. Ho Ho.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81702216333404010582010-12-17T10:59:54.816-05:002010-12-17T10:59:54.816-05:00Too much free time, a hand mirror and Moms' ho...Too much free time, a hand mirror and Moms' hobby paints lead another young man down the primrose path of tole painting, I see. You know what this leads to? SCRAPBOOKING is what this leads to. In no time at all this young man will have an apartment full of extraneous birdhouses and glue sticks and his vaccuum cleaner will have its' own wardrobe. Please don't promote this kind of thing, MJ. Once a young person starts crafting they're lost.<br /><br />LOST.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35283315703305602242010-12-17T10:48:34.713-05:002010-12-17T10:48:34.713-05:00Here cums old Saint Nick, and he has something for...Here cums old Saint Nick, and he has something for naughty girls and cocksucking boys.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89258673970073054642010-12-17T09:55:32.542-05:002010-12-17T09:55:32.542-05:00DANNY: what's that in santa's sack? oh rig...<b>DANNY</b>: <i>what's that in santa's sack? oh right its just he's got very big testicles.</i><br /><br />And word has it you’ve been a naughty boy, Danny.<br /><br /><b>HEFF</b>: <i>READY TO GO DOWN A CHIMNEY ! (Well, he looks about HALF ready, actually)</i><br /><br />It might be easier if he entered through the back door.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5058804968611495532010-12-17T09:44:59.887-05:002010-12-17T09:44:59.887-05:00READY TO GO DOWN A CHIMNEY ! (Well, he looks about...READY TO GO DOWN A CHIMNEY ! (Well, he looks about HALF ready, actually)Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56193097674126960462010-12-17T09:00:02.546-05:002010-12-17T09:00:02.546-05:00what's that in santa's sack? oh right its ...what's that in santa's sack? oh right its just he's got very big testicles.Dannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08431778902823777393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27286794569648212782010-12-17T06:23:01.057-05:002010-12-17T06:23:01.057-05:00NORMADESMOND: ha, santa's a jew!
or is he?
Ju...<b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>ha, santa's a jew!<br />or is he?</i><br /><br />Judging by his collar, I’ll say not.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>What a nasty rash to develop at this time of year... Or is it "little santa"</i><br /><br />We may need to refer him to our <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3397yzz/" rel="nofollow">Agonizing Itch</a> post.<br /><br /><b>UTE</b>: <i>Good Saint Dick!<br />I mean, Good Saint Nick!</i><br /><br />You were right the first time!<br /><br /><b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>He’s not very Jolly or full of jelly...</i><br /><br />Give him a few minutes rest…or a few hours, depending on his age.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Ho ho ho!</i><br /><br />Ha ha ha.<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>Hell of a tattoo session!</i><br /><br />But it’s like getting a tat of your boyfriend’s name…<br /><br />What if he stops believing in Santa?<br /><br /><b>STACIA</b>: <i>A tight belt is never flattering, Santa.</i><br /><br />At least he’s gone for vertical stripes over horizontal.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59356095822491903182010-12-17T06:19:39.927-05:002010-12-17T06:19:39.927-05:00A tight belt is never flattering, Santa.A tight belt is never flattering, Santa.Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90509701000730320872010-12-17T06:17:56.503-05:002010-12-17T06:17:56.503-05:00Hell of a tattoo session!Hell of a tattoo session!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43125320945777244172010-12-17T03:30:44.687-05:002010-12-17T03:30:44.687-05:00Ho ho ho!Ho ho ho!Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58972163833092182262010-12-17T02:48:21.815-05:002010-12-17T02:48:21.815-05:00He’s not very Jolly or full of jelly...He’s not very Jolly or full of jelly...ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14910719103430624702010-12-17T02:42:08.549-05:002010-12-17T02:42:08.549-05:00Good Saint Dick!
I mean, Good Saint Nick!Good Saint Dick!<br /><br />I mean, Good Saint Nick!KJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16686599680060644339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2706685397934510372010-12-17T02:33:12.175-05:002010-12-17T02:33:12.175-05:00What a nasty rash to develop at this time of year....What a nasty rash to develop at this time of year... Or is it "little santa"Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13416071501279893032010-12-17T01:59:45.137-05:002010-12-17T01:59:45.137-05:00or is he?or is he?normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68599192165076441472010-12-17T01:59:26.181-05:002010-12-17T01:59:26.181-05:00ha, santa's a jew!ha, santa's a jew!normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.com