tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post5007837982216534282..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Vintage Sex Slang QuizThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6415973900582453432008-07-01T05:41:00.000-04:002008-07-01T05:41:00.000-04:00Strange. I arrived there via a link from somewher...Strange. I arrived there via a link from somewhere else and didn't check the date.<BR/><BR/>Cue spooky music.Bock the Robberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06670303189589399025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51684462262451729432008-06-30T20:40:00.000-04:002008-06-30T20:40:00.000-04:00BOCK: What are you doing, Bock?Catching up on my b...BOCK: What are you doing, Bock?<BR/><BR/>Catching up on my back issues?<BR/><BR/>Or has it taken you nearly a year to complete the quiz?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44344132908282005582008-06-30T18:12:00.000-04:002008-06-30T18:12:00.000-04:00Eight.Fucking eight out of fucking ten!!For fucksa...Eight.<BR/><BR/>Fucking eight out of fucking ten!!<BR/><BR/>For fucksake!Bock the Robberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06670303189589399025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81277065128173275482007-08-25T20:04:00.000-04:002007-08-25T20:04:00.000-04:00MAGO: Why doesn't it surprise me that a German wou...MAGO: Why doesn't it surprise me that a German would know what to call this bizarre sex act?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49820165766183712372007-08-25T19:01:00.000-04:002007-08-25T19:01:00.000-04:005. I'm german.The illustration might be from an ed...5. I'm german.<BR/><BR/>The illustration might be from an edition of the eleven-thousands virgins. Rods. Tails. verges. <BR/>youknowwhatImean.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82173767781418129572007-08-25T16:08:00.000-04:002007-08-25T16:08:00.000-04:00SID:Oh tempt me with your gastro pornWe could be h...SID:<BR/>Oh tempt me with your gastro porn<BR/>We could be here until the morn<BR/>Is it a carrot plucked from the mud?<BR/>Oh no! I fear it is a spud!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77078721836223979962007-08-25T15:52:00.000-04:002007-08-25T15:52:00.000-04:00Losing the plot,tis common for you.Canadian thicko...Losing the plot,tis common for you.<BR/>Canadian thicko,o'er ocean so blue<BR/>The web I now, am off to browse<BR/>Will be back soon,with veg to arouseS.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56169453991133381202007-08-25T15:22:00.000-04:002007-08-25T15:22:00.000-04:00SID:You’ve not scared him offYou drunken sotAlthou...SID:<BR/>You’ve not scared him off<BR/>You drunken sot<BR/>Although you’ve made me<BR/>Lose the plot.<BR/><BR/>GARFY:<BR/>SID dunks his biscuit<BR/>In my tea<BR/>Your fruit-laden foe<BR/>Must service me.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43972346163852454112007-08-25T15:17:00.000-04:002007-08-25T15:17:00.000-04:00Tis dunking time in MJ's moundFor fruity pervs who...Tis dunking time in MJ's mound<BR/>For fruity pervs who dance a jig<BR/>Their elbows they shall run aground<BR/>In waters deep that smell of figgarferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50603996755108172212007-08-25T15:13:00.000-04:002007-08-25T15:13:00.000-04:00Keep it MJ,oh it stinksGarfy's gone,alas methinksA...Keep it MJ,oh it stinks<BR/>Garfy's gone,alas methinks<BR/>A beating,he has lost his ghost,<BR/>Now this would make a pleasant post.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15496691810739756702007-08-25T15:10:00.000-04:002007-08-25T15:10:00.000-04:00SID:Oh lookYour wristwatch has been foundRemove it...SID:<BR/>Oh look<BR/>Your wristwatch has been found<BR/>Remove it please<BR/>From within my mound.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51412129840428104002007-08-25T15:07:00.000-04:002007-08-25T15:07:00.000-04:00Pips and stalk do disappearIn your twat,that men d...Pips and stalk do disappear<BR/>In your twat,that men do fear<BR/>Garfy's slack,he doesn't fit<BR/>He lost an arm,while probing it.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77561625716744133822007-08-25T15:02:00.000-04:002007-08-25T15:02:00.000-04:00SID:Au contraireI’m getting hotThat apple landedOn...SID:<BR/>Au contraire<BR/>I’m getting hot<BR/>That apple landed<BR/>On my twat.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48099136089393664032007-08-25T14:58:00.000-04:002007-08-25T14:58:00.000-04:00Eating kebabs,the greasy swineI launch an apple, j...Eating kebabs,the greasy swine<BR/>I launch an apple, just in time<BR/>To see him duck,a big girls blouse<BR/>His foreplay skill,doth not arouse.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24398059577870308302007-08-25T14:57:00.000-04:002007-08-25T14:57:00.000-04:00SID:You’re one to talkYou bloated clownPelt him Ga...SID:<BR/>You’re one to talk<BR/>You bloated clown<BR/>Pelt him Garfy,<BR/>While he’s down<BR/><BR/>GARFY:<BR/>‘Tis true his langer is petite<BR/>Now hit him with some bigger meat!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4461528565143361442007-08-25T14:50:00.001-04:002007-08-25T14:50:00.001-04:00A juicy grapefruit 'pon his bonceWill educate this...A juicy grapefruit 'pon his bonce<BR/>Will educate this whining ponce<BR/>He masquerades as big and tough<BR/>But his todger isn't big enoughgarferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33819615109968347652007-08-25T14:50:00.000-04:002007-08-25T14:50:00.000-04:00Is it a fruit? A Star Anaise?I'll throw it yes,my ...Is it a fruit? A Star Anaise?<BR/>I'll throw it yes,my hand I raise.<BR/>And aiming for the teacakes eye<BR/>It's stopped by, MJs fattest thigh.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16217815725560854642007-08-25T14:46:00.000-04:002007-08-25T14:46:00.000-04:00GARFY:That foolish loutHe’s full of spleenLob him ...GARFY:<BR/>That foolish lout<BR/>He’s full of spleen<BR/>Lob him with<BR/>Your tangerine<BR/><BR/>SID: <BR/>A pithy volley<BR/>Full of juice<BR/>SID scores one<BR/>Make it a deuce?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2799603244591274092007-08-25T14:42:00.000-04:002007-08-25T14:42:00.000-04:00I throw an orange,pith and allAt the Tunnock,oh so...I throw an orange,pith and all<BR/>At the Tunnock,oh so small,<BR/>Violence yes,just for the laugh<BR/>Pour a whiskey and take a quaff.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-681259044997339412007-08-25T14:30:00.000-04:002007-08-25T14:30:00.000-04:00The bard of bollocks take offence!The fruity perv ...The bard of bollocks take offence!<BR/>The fruity perv wants recompense<BR/>I'll get him with a rotten satsuma<BR/>The oversensitive big baloombagarferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49259111614156693922007-08-25T13:57:00.000-04:002007-08-25T13:57:00.000-04:00Rascals! Rogues!Call in the guardsFling your passi...Rascals! Rogues!<BR/>Call in the guards<BR/>Fling your passion fruits<BR/>Battle of the bards!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24836083599769397132007-08-25T13:41:00.000-04:002007-08-25T13:41:00.000-04:00Rhyming cunts,MJ and Teacake,Abusing fruit,for per...Rhyming cunts,MJ and Teacake,<BR/>Abusing fruit,for pervy sake,<BR/>Their poems,they want to humiliate<BR/>Tis foreplay,just before they mate.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78224090920175165612007-08-25T12:22:00.000-04:002007-08-25T12:22:00.000-04:00FN: Mind the flying loganberries.FN: Mind the flying loganberries.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66419959932733240942007-08-25T11:59:00.000-04:002007-08-25T11:59:00.000-04:00*stands well away on the sidelines cheering wildly...*stands well away on the sidelines cheering wildly*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33144810718617416432007-08-25T11:57:00.000-04:002007-08-25T11:57:00.000-04:00GARFY:SID’s banana will turn to mush from hardIf h...GARFY:<BR/>SID’s banana will turn to mush from hard<BR/>If he finds me with another bard<BR/>Do not tarry, you’ll face such sorrow <BR/>But come back soon, perhaps tomorrow?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com